AHAHA Sure....

How do you hide money from an native?
Put the money under his work boots.

Hahaahahahah XD

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Hold on, I'll tell you later

Ahh, see wat u did thar

What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.

hahahahaha

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven :D

(We could probably make a comp out of these as content)

Sure, you post it, add me in desc

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Say "DROP IT NIGGER!"

Ok

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by the 2 o'clock bus.

What's the difference between 15 cars and 15 babies?
You can't hide 15 cars in a dumpster

OMG Ahaha

I was down the pub last night when a dwarf walked in.
I shouted, "Hey, short stuff, where's the other six?"
He said, "Fuck off, I hate cunts like you."
He must have been Grumpy.

hahahahaha XD

A woman walks into her boss's office and asks that he file a lawsuit for sexual harassment. The boss asks why.
"Because James said that my hair smells nice!"
"I don't see how that's a problem"
"James is a midget"

hehehe
Dwarfism is a big problem... Wait, no it isn't

hahahahaha

a few jokes for you to remember should you become a pilot:

What do you call a person who hangs out with people in the military?
A fighter pilot

What's the difference between a planes engine and its pilot?
The engine stops whining after the plane turns off

Why do pilots like to use liquid soap?
It's harder to pick up

hahahaha I like that one

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it :)

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.

I'm up 3, hurry up. ;)

Why did Sara fall off of the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.