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#3 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
It's actually not nearly as big a deal to most girls as it's made out to be. There are some bitches out there who might buy into the big dick hype, but to hell with them. If they give you shit about it, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Nearly all the nerves are concentrated right near the entrance, there isn't much sensation past finger depth. Length just doesn't really do much, girth is what is important. If you are about as thick as the average banana, you are doing pretty good in that department.
Even if you are lacking in girth, guess what? Still okay! See, a significant amount of women are actually physically incapable of reaching orgasm through penetration, so it doesn't matter to them too much if you are packing a 12 inch dick thicker than a can of soda and you can go for 5 hours straight. Ain't gonna do shit for them but make their jaw sore when they blow you.
Master the are of the tongue. It doesn't matter if you have a quarter inch dick as thick as a toothpick and cum before you can even manage to take your shirt off. If your tongue game is on point, you are set.
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