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#51 - That's with the other outfit 09/16/2014 on Final Fantasy?? 0
#112 - Yes it is. Don't ever stop! 09/15/2014 on Advice duck +2
#2 - Still more than me, do my great unhappiness.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Epiphany 0
User avatar #3 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
It's actually not nearly as big a deal to most girls as it's made out to be. There are some bitches out there who might buy into the big dick hype, but to hell with them. If they give you shit about it, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Nearly all the nerves are concentrated right near the entrance, there isn't much sensation past finger depth. Length just doesn't really do much, girth is what is important. If you are about as thick as the average banana, you are doing pretty good in that department.

Even if you are lacking in girth, guess what? Still okay! See, a significant amount of women are actually physically incapable of reaching orgasm through penetration, so it doesn't matter to them too much if you are packing a 12 inch dick thicker than a can of soda and you can go for 5 hours straight. Ain't gonna do shit for them but make their jaw sore when they blow you.


Master the are of the tongue. It doesn't matter if you have a quarter inch dick as thick as a toothpick and cum before you can even manage to take your shirt off. If your tongue game is on point, you are set.
#113 - Doesn't mean it's not abundant throughout the universe. 09/03/2014 on He 0
#47 - Did you get the threesome?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on After an internship at Comcast +10
User avatar #48 - AztecJew (08/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I had to nag her to hold up her end of the deal for about a week but she came through. Worth it. I have no shame.
#76 - reptilec (08/26/2014) [-]
Regardless of everything else, this man had a 3some.
#7 - Bypassing all the jokes and taunts I could make here - you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Nails and condoms +7
User avatar #41 - nimbin (08/18/2014) [-]
I've just never seen them in stores. I might have to look online.
#69 - 3 comments is a ********* you can walk away from … 08/11/2014 on Playing CoD with an Iraqi... +1
#67 - Whoops. Maybe add in "As in" at the start, or some o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Playing CoD with an Iraqi... 0
#68 - dedj (08/11/2014) [-]
I will definitely remember to do that in the future to avoid a shitstorm of criticism.
User avatar #69 - anonrandom (08/11/2014) [-]
3 comments is a shitstorm you can walk away from pretty easily, you're ok this time haha.
#6 - MFW tumblr 08/10/2014 on feMAIL +87
#49 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Playing CoD with an Iraqi... +17
#66 - dedj (08/11/2014) [-]
Fuck... I was trying to explain the point of the joke to the person who said they just got it. My bad. I got misunderstood.
User avatar #67 - anonrandom (08/11/2014) [-]
Whoops. Maybe add in "As in" at the start, or some other qualifier of the kind of statement you're making.
#68 - dedj (08/11/2014) [-]
I will definitely remember to do that in the future to avoid a shitstorm of criticism.
User avatar #69 - anonrandom (08/11/2014) [-]
3 comments is a shitstorm you can walk away from pretty easily, you're ok this time haha.

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User avatar #2 to #1 - anonrandom (03/09/2013) [-]
Why thank you :)
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