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anonomysmonkey

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Date Signed Up:8/28/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#114 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Oh Dexter 0
User avatar #115 - ilovemyguns (05/26/2013) [-]
eleison.
#108 - Espece de salot enculer! Je t'aime <3 05/26/2013 on Oh Dexter +1
#103 - Va te faire enculer, mec.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Oh Dexter 0
User avatar #112 - ilovemyguns (05/26/2013) [-]
voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
#114 - anonomysmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - ilovemyguns (05/26/2013) [-]
eleison.
User avatar #105 - chaossniper (05/26/2013) [-]
i love you too bro
#108 - anonomysmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Espece de salot enculer! Je t'aime <3
#9 - That guy with the carbon sign can take on 3 more hydrogen guys.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Attraction +10
User avatar #19 - Accidentalninja (05/19/2013) [-]
That would get real smelly though.
#23 - Absolute Madman (05/19/2013) [-]
Why was this being downthumbed?
#68 - No I'm saying you're acting like a ******* 12 year old … 05/18/2013 on Dave +1
#61 - Just because some people fight to survive doesn't mean you sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Dave +1
#64 - grandterskrasao (05/18/2013) [-]
yea, I would, both my sister and my mother have attempted suicide, and its bat shit fucking retarded. You don't think I havent given this a huge amount of thought? Do you think that simply because I have a opinion contrary to your's that im fucking 12? Fuck you, suicide is fucking retarded.
#68 - anonomysmonkey (05/18/2013) [-]
No I'm saying you're acting like a fucking 12 year old because you can't put yourself in the shoes of someone else. That's an immature point of view.

Also from your "Fuck idiots who commit suicide" point of view: you wouldn't have felt at all for your mom or sister if they had succeeded. Just because suicide is retarded doesn't mean you shouldn't feel bad for those who fall victim to it.
#37 - I have no sympathy for someone who thinks suicide is a verb. G…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Dave +1
#54 - grandterskrasao (05/18/2013) [-]
lol, no we shouldn't.

There are millions of people who fight everyday for every breath. People who have no homes, no family, no money. And yet they still vie for survival. So fuck idiots who commit suicide.
#61 - anonomysmonkey (05/18/2013) [-]
Just because some people fight to survive doesn't mean you shouldn't mourn the death of somebody who commits suicide. I see this argument a lot but it has no logic behind it. You have no idea how that person is feeling. Just because you have a chemically stable mind and don't think about suicide doesn't mean other people don't and sometimes people get tragically pushed over the edge. And it's extra sad because they actually had a relatively good life but made a stupid mistake.

Don't act like a fucking 12 year old. If somebody you knew and loved committed suicide you wouldn't be saying, 'Oh he was just a stupid idiot. Fuck him."
#64 - grandterskrasao (05/18/2013) [-]
yea, I would, both my sister and my mother have attempted suicide, and its bat shit fucking retarded. You don't think I havent given this a huge amount of thought? Do you think that simply because I have a opinion contrary to your's that im fucking 12? Fuck you, suicide is fucking retarded.
#68 - anonomysmonkey (05/18/2013) [-]
No I'm saying you're acting like a fucking 12 year old because you can't put yourself in the shoes of someone else. That's an immature point of view.

Also from your "Fuck idiots who commit suicide" point of view: you wouldn't have felt at all for your mom or sister if they had succeeded. Just because suicide is retarded doesn't mean you shouldn't feel bad for those who fall victim to it.
#39 - dissectedtesticle (05/18/2013) [-]
...amanda todd.
#86 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2013) [-]
You may think whatever you want from me, but I felt really bad for the kid.
She was stupid, but all that was too much.
#87 - dissectedtesticle (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm indifferent. I just laughed when I saw the video she posted, but that's about it.
User avatar #41 - bitchitroll (05/18/2013) [-]
she was just an attention whore
#30 - Why would he bookmark Midget XXX twice?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on mfw using computer around... +2
User avatar #33 - angelmatvey (05/07/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#11 - This guy really needs snapchat 05/02/2013 on Cat es 1 April es 0 0
#86 - Look! There's also a species of called ************ . 04/11/2013 on Tumblr +1
#189 - I love San Francisco. You're at the marina aren't you? 04/03/2013 on Look What I Did Over the... 0
#883 - OK here's how I see it: Nobody will ever be right. We as … 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins 0
#785 - What I really wanted to hear him say is, "You keep on tal…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins +4
User avatar #814 - Greevon (03/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you, but don't be putting down the concept of faith. The big bang theory, while it has some evidence (doppler shift of galaxies moving away from us) it still requires a lot of faith to actually firmly believe in it.
#883 - anonomysmonkey (03/14/2013) [-]
OK here's how I see it:
Nobody will ever be right. We as humans are not able to comprehend the universe. All scientific theories are wrong and all we have is a set of rules that usually / more or less work. All we have to base these theories off of is evidence and we connect the dots the theories. The best theories are the ones with the least amount of assumption because the less assumptions you have, the less chance there is of coming up with a wrong theory. The only way to have a correct theory is to have every single piece of evidence in the universe and to tie them all together but this is not possible for humans. The best thing we can do is to keep the theories we have until a better one comes up. Faith is the epitome of an assumption. Personally I'm agnostic.
User avatar #804 - noblekira (03/14/2013) [-]
This may sound stupid but i believe the bible is enough evidence and feel it takes alot of faith to believe in things like the big bang, i felt the other way less than a year ago but something changed and this is what i believe now, and i accept a lot of people have a problem with it
#847 - soycabron (03/14/2013) [-]
One of the reasons why i became agnostic was because knowing how the human race can not possibly know if there is a god (supreme being) or not and that we do not know everything and even widely accepted theory could be false but it just the close we could get at the time to explain different things like the big bang explained alot but not all and how evolution could explain how life came to be as we know it today but it does have its flaws
#839 - Absolute Madman (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but you are an idiot.
#84 - Is that log turning towards us? BOOM 03/05/2013 on Russian Tank Camo... +7
#30 - Thanks for your life story, Mark Twain. 02/22/2013 on For All You Forever Alones -2
#62 - Someone really needs to make a version of Microsoft Sam but wi… 02/21/2013 on new punctuation marks +5
#16 - Person downloading toolbars on your PC = you. You're just too … 02/15/2013 on Unknown person's comp 0
#88 - The reason bad food taste good is because our bodies are adapt…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on title +14
User avatar #93 - KillerKlownKKK (02/14/2013) [-]
well, coffee and blue meth
#390 - Kony was a great guy. Population control has to happen somehow. 02/13/2013 on I will not fail you 0
#76 - dead people bother you less than suffering animals?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Morbid snake attack +1
User avatar #78 - happyfox (02/13/2013) [-]
far less. probably not in real life, but watching it on the internet for some reason yes I find animal abuse far worse. I don't quite know if this makes me strange or not....I do like some people. People are generally pretty decent, but I guess I'm more comfortable around animals than a group of humans. animals suffering just makes me so sick...some person in my country set fire to a dog and hung it from a tree not too long ago, I don't can't understand why. At least with a person perhaps the defence could be that they had harmed them somehow and they wanted to get even, but that dog was a pet, what could it have possibly have done to deserve that, and it can't defend itself at all...idk generally animals are nicer than people.
#372 - **anonomysmonkey rolls 25** dubs and I go back in time and k…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2013 on I will not fail you 0
User avatar #385 - SebyMeister (02/13/2013) [-]
Dude, Hitler was a good guy. He killed Hitler afterall
#390 - anonomysmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Kony was a great guy. Population control has to happen somehow.
#68 - I've seen worse on this site.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Morbid snake attack 0
User avatar #72 - happyfox (02/13/2013) [-]
I've seen many many things. OH THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN. none compare to it. Guy getting his head sawn off with a rather small knife, dead person's face stuck to the roof of a car before flopping off it onto the rest of their mashed up corpse, so many wonderful memories..that though...that hurts me.
#76 - anonomysmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
dead people bother you less than suffering animals?
User avatar #78 - happyfox (02/13/2013) [-]
far less. probably not in real life, but watching it on the internet for some reason yes I find animal abuse far worse. I don't quite know if this makes me strange or not....I do like some people. People are generally pretty decent, but I guess I'm more comfortable around animals than a group of humans. animals suffering just makes me so sick...some person in my country set fire to a dog and hung it from a tree not too long ago, I don't can't understand why. At least with a person perhaps the defence could be that they had harmed them somehow and they wanted to get even, but that dog was a pet, what could it have possibly have done to deserve that, and it can't defend itself at all...idk generally animals are nicer than people.
#194 - speak for yourself 02/13/2013 on Not bad at drawing turtles... 0
#219 - I'm still on the internet aren't I? If I'm not mistaken this i…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Feels... 0
#227 - pebar (02/11/2013) [-]
That's because they're people... If you post a gif of someone getting splattered by a train on morbid channel, you'll get thumbs. But if you post a gif of someone walking up to a dog and killing it, you won't get thumbs.

people's sufferings = funny
dogs' sufferings = sad
#86 - I HAVE AN UNPOPULAR OPINION THEREFORE MY COMMENT ISN'T FUNNY …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Feels... -9
#140 - summonsplix (02/11/2013) [-]
it was the fact that you laughed at the guy not because you got an opinion about dogs, i like cats better and so what, doesn't mean i would laugh the shit out of some1 because they lost their pet, seriously some humanity for once
#90 - xwarheadx (02/11/2013) [-]
Laughing at someone who lost his beloved dog isn't an opinion, idiot.

I don't like dogs either. Doesn't mean I have to make fun of people who do.
User avatar #88 - pebar (02/11/2013) [-]
it wasn't your opinion that made me thumb you down, it was the gif
#219 - anonomysmonkey (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm still on the internet aren't I? If I'm not mistaken this is where they make fun of suicide, mass murder, 9/11, black people, and hell I'm pretty sure I've laughed at a picture of a dead corpse before. But the second I make a heartless comment about a dog suddenly everyone is butt hurt?

Go fuck yourselves.
#227 - pebar (02/11/2013) [-]
That's because they're people... If you post a gif of someone getting splattered by a train on morbid channel, you'll get thumbs. But if you post a gif of someone walking up to a dog and killing it, you won't get thumbs.

people's sufferings = funny
dogs' sufferings = sad

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#38 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
LE MY TEXT IS WHITE DX I NOTICED URS BUT I AM LE SUPER ****** BUTTHURT SO IM GONNA ADD YOU JUST SO I CAN TALK **** BECAUSE I KNOW I DONT WANT TO GET LE (LE INSERT A MOFUGGIN DRUMROLL HERE PLZ XDDD) DOWNVOTED DUN DUN DUN LE GASP!
#39 to #38 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
At least I'm not a pussy.
#40 to #39 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Eh, that was the point of my comment. You kind of are.
#41 to #40 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
If I was a pussy I would make it so only friends can comment on my profile.
#42 to #41 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
I did that because I got tired of people stalking me. If you wanted to criticize me, you could have replied to my comments that you didn't like instead of making me waste my time by adding you and doing it in the safety of profile comments.
#43 to #42 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
aka you're a pussy.

Also, I commented on your profile for the specific reason TO waste your time and get a reaction out of you. And, guess what? It worked.
#44 to #43 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Okay. Good one.
#37 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Who art thou?
User avatar #34 - furicuri (01/13/2012) [-]
delete your account
#35 to #34 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Delete YOUR account.

User avatar #31 - yayitzmatt (01/13/2012) [-]
Soo.. Has it happened yet, or will it even happen? opwillsurelydeliver.jpg?
User avatar #36 to #31 - purpleday (01/27/2012) [-]
almost there...

#29 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Lol I find it amusing that you're answer to everyone calling you a Ron Paul hater is that they're just insecure with their sexuality. Did your mommy teach you that one? You are a cancer to this site and pinkie-whore content like your's is what's slowly killing FJ. Oh, and btw, the only reason you have so many pinkies is because the vast majority on FJ is dumb and will pinkie a brick to the front page. I remember when this site was good, back when it was green and everyone was anon. It's only been recently that pinkie-whoring Ron Paul haters like you came along and ruined it. **** you and have a nice day.
#30 to #29 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I said it like... 3 times. And being called a Ron Paul hatergot really doesn't bother me. I remember when the site was green too. it was great. I was an anon for years before i made an account. Why can't I have a little fun without ruining the site? Also you're just a hateful little **** . People are just having a good time then people like you find a problem with it and feel the need to come **** things up. I'm sorry you have nothing better to do. What made you so hateful? Daddy not love you enough?
You're the kind of people who **** up the WORLD for everyone else. There is a realm beyond this site believe it or not.
I know it can't make up for daddy but I hope you know that I love you anyways. I hope you find happiness one day.
#32 to #30 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Wow...you're right...you're so insightful...my anger and hatred has just been coming from me not getting enough attention from daddy...and all this time i thought it was becauseOH PEEwas a Ron Paul hater. I'm so sorry, i hope you can forgive me. This is the moment i turn it all around! Thank you so much! Look out world, here I come!!!
#33 to #32 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Dude. seriously. Why are you being such a dick? I don't want to (cyber) fight you. Why can't you just chill?
Sarcasm is easy to use. I would appreciated it if you left it out of the next comment.
#26 - Absolute Madman (01/13/2012) [-]
That post was not funny, cool, or interesting in any way, shape, or form.
No I do not want to see a guy in a spaghetti strap tank top with our sites logo on it because i care about the content of the site, not the site itself.
#27 to #26 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny...
#28 to #27 - Absolute Madman (01/13/2012) [-]
Well you can have your own opinion but it just didn't cut it for me.
#15 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
**** you pinkiewhore Ron Paul hatergot
#16 to #15 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Well at least I don't base my decisions on how high numbers are on a computer screen.
#17 to #16 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
suck my balls Ron Paul hatergot
#18 to #17 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
You make an interesting case....
You make an interesting case....
#20 to #19 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
At least I'm secure with my sexuality. Unlike some people obviously....
User avatar #21 to #20 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
ps im talking about your mom who i ****** yesterday
#22 to #21 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
... Thanks for making my case that much stronger.
User avatar #23 to #22 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
thanks for making my dick harder while it was in your moms pussy
#24 to #23 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Go crawl back to Xbox Live, troll.
User avatar #25 to #24 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
go suck my dick Ron Paul hatergot
#14 - rubberpig (09/03/2011) [-]
*roll 2* DUBS!
#11 - Absolute Madman (08/25/2011) [-]
You're a pretty big retarded faggot who thinks hes coll aren't you?
User avatar #13 to #11 - rubberpig (08/29/2011) [-]
You're a pretty small insignifigent anon who "thnkz hes kewl bcuz he spels liek ths"
#12 to #11 - anonomysmonkey (08/25/2011) [-]
No, not really. You're pretty insecure about your sexuality, aren't you? Calling someone a faggot says more about you then it does me.
#7 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I heard you make some pretty kick ass gifs. Do you think you can make "rubberpig" under this and it flashing the original colors, red, and green??
#8 to #7 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Sure ^^ I love GIR but you need to be a bit more clear.
Do you want the background flashing or the text flashing? or both? Also how fast do you want it to flash?
User avatar #9 to #8 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Like, seizure fast bro. And sorry for not being clear, I want ALL of it flashing.
#10 to #9 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Oh its fine i'll get right on that =)
User avatar #1 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Hey, did he block you too?
#2 to #1 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Haha yeah what a pussy. XD
User avatar #3 to #2 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Damn, he asked me a question, and the only way for me to reply back is to get someone else to copy/paste my comment lol. But it will bring him down.
#4 to #3 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Just out of curiosity: what is it?
User avatar #6 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
He wanted to know what I've made to contribute to this site.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
This is what I would have replied:

ORIGINAL comics and ORIGINAL artwork, I'll give you the links.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2430479/FML+Rage+Comic/

http://funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/2422830/Me+vs+Sister/

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/13 16698/Before+and+After+The+Zombie+Apocalypse/

The last one is my favorite OC.
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