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    It's funny because pot. It's funny because pot.
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#30 - Why would he bookmark Midget XXX twice?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on mfw using computer around... +2
User avatar #33 - angelmatvey (05/07/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#11 - This guy really needs snapchat 05/02/2013 on Cat es 1 April es 0 0
#86 - Look! There's also a species of called Fuk-ur-shits. 04/11/2013 on Tumblr +1
#189 - I love San Francisco. You're at the marina aren't you? 04/03/2013 on Look What I Did Over the... 0
#883 - OK here's how I see it: Nobody will ever be right. We as … 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins 0
#785 - What I really wanted to hear him say is, "You keep on tal…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins +4
User avatar #814 - Greevon (03/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you, but don't be putting down the concept of faith. The big bang theory, while it has some evidence (doppler shift of galaxies moving away from us) it still requires a lot of faith to actually firmly believe in it.
#883 - anonomysmonkey (03/14/2013) [-]
OK here's how I see it:
Nobody will ever be right. We as humans are not able to comprehend the universe. All scientific theories are wrong and all we have is a set of rules that usually / more or less work. All we have to base these theories off of is evidence and we connect the dots the theories. The best theories are the ones with the least amount of assumption because the less assumptions you have, the less chance there is of coming up with a wrong theory. The only way to have a correct theory is to have every single piece of evidence in the universe and to tie them all together but this is not possible for humans. The best thing we can do is to keep the theories we have until a better one comes up. Faith is the epitome of an assumption. Personally I'm agnostic.
User avatar #804 - noblekira (03/14/2013) [-]
This may sound stupid but i believe the bible is enough evidence and feel it takes alot of faith to believe in things like the big bang, i felt the other way less than a year ago but something changed and this is what i believe now, and i accept a lot of people have a problem with it
#847 - soycabron (03/14/2013) [-]
One of the reasons why i became agnostic was because knowing how the human race can not possibly know if there is a god (supreme being) or not and that we do not know everything and even widely accepted theory could be false but it just the close we could get at the time to explain different things like the big bang explained alot but not all and how evolution could explain how life came to be as we know it today but it does have its flaws
#839 - N. Korean citizen (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but you are an idiot.
#84 - Is that log turning towards us? BOOM 03/05/2013 on Russian Tank Camo... +7
#30 - Thanks for your life story, Mark Twain. 02/22/2013 on For All You Forever Alones -2
#62 - Someone really needs to make a version of Microsoft Sam but wi… 02/21/2013 on new punctuation marks +5
#16 - Person downloading toolbars on your PC = you. You're just too … 02/15/2013 on Unknown person's comp 0
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User avatar #34 - furicuri (01/13/2012) [-]
delete your account
#35 to #34 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Delete YOUR account.

User avatar #31 - yayitzmatt (01/13/2012) [-]
Soo.. Has it happened yet, or will it even happen? opwillsurelydeliver.jpg?
User avatar #36 to #31 - purpleday (01/27/2012) [-]
almost there...

User avatar #29 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Lol I find it amusing that you're answer to everyone calling you a Ron Paul hater is that they're just insecure with their sexuality. Did your mommy teach you that one? You are a cancer to this site and pinkie-whore content like your's is what's slowly killing FJ. Oh, and btw, the only reason you have so many pinkies is because the vast majority on FJ is dumb and will pinkie a brick to the front page. I remember when this site was good, back when it was green and everyone was anon. It's only been recently that pinkie-whoring Ron Paul haters like you came along and ruined it. Fuck you and have a nice day.
#30 to #29 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I said it like... 3 times. And being called a Ron Paul hatergot really doesn't bother me. I remember when the site was green too. it was great. I was an anon for years before i made an account. Why can't I have a little fun without ruining the site? Also you're just a hateful little shit. People are just having a good time then people like you find a problem with it and feel the need to come fuck things up. I'm sorry you have nothing better to do. What made you so hateful? Daddy not love you enough?
You're the kind of people who fuck up the WORLD for everyone else. There is a realm beyond this site believe it or not.
I know it can't make up for daddy but I hope you know that I love you anyways. I hope you find happiness one day.
User avatar #32 to #30 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Wow...you're right...you're so insightful...my anger and hatred has just been coming from me not getting enough attention from daddy...and all this time i thought it was becauseOH PEEwas a Ron Paul hater. I'm so sorry, i hope you can forgive me. This is the moment i turn it all around! Thank you so much! Look out world, here I come!!!
#33 to #32 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Dude. seriously. Why are you being such a dick? I don't want to (cyber) fight you. Why can't you just chill?
Sarcasm is easy to use. I would appreciated it if you left it out of the next comment.
#26 - N. Korean citizen (01/13/2012) [-]
That post was not funny, cool, or interesting in any way, shape, or form.
No I do not want to see a guy in a spaghetti strap tank top with our sites logo on it because i care about the content of the site, not the site itself.
#27 to #26 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny...
#28 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (01/13/2012) [-]
Well you can have your own opinion but it just didn't cut it for me.
#15 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
fuck you pinkiewhore Ron Paul hatergot
#16 to #15 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Well at least I don't base my decisions on how high numbers are on a computer screen.
#17 to #16 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
suck my balls Ron Paul hatergot
#18 to #17 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
You make an interesting case....
You make an interesting case....
#20 to #19 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
At least I'm secure with my sexuality. Unlike some people obviously....
User avatar #21 to #20 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
ps im talking about your mom who i fucked yesterday
#22 to #21 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
... Thanks for making my case that much stronger.
User avatar #23 to #22 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
thanks for making my dick harder while it was in your moms pussy
#24 to #23 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Go crawl back to Xbox Live, troll.
User avatar #25 to #24 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
go suck my dick Ron Paul hatergot
#14 - rubberpig (09/03/2011) [-]
*roll 2* DUBS!
#11 - N. Korean citizen (08/25/2011) [-]
You're a pretty big retarded faggot who thinks hes coll aren't you?
User avatar #13 to #11 - rubberpig (08/29/2011) [-]
You're a pretty small insignifigent anon who "thnkz hes kewl bcuz he spels liek ths"
#12 to #11 - anonomysmonkey (08/25/2011) [-]
No, not really. You're pretty insecure about your sexuality, aren't you? Calling someone a faggot says more about you then it does me.
#7 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I heard you make some pretty kick ass gifs. Do you think you can make "rubberpig" under this and it flashing the original colors, red, and green??
#8 to #7 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Sure ^^ I love GIR but you need to be a bit more clear.
Do you want the background flashing or the text flashing? or both? Also how fast do you want it to flash?
User avatar #9 to #8 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Like, seizure fast bro. And sorry for not being clear, I want ALL of it flashing.
#10 to #9 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Oh its fine i'll get right on that =)
User avatar #1 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Hey, did he block you too?
#2 to #1 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Haha yeah what a pussy. XD
User avatar #3 to #2 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Damn, he asked me a question, and the only way for me to reply back is to get someone else to copy/paste my comment lol. But it will bring him down.
#4 to #3 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Just out of curiosity: what is it?
User avatar #6 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
He wanted to know what I've made to contribute to this site.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
This is what I would have replied:

ORIGINAL comics and ORIGINAL artwork, I'll give you the links.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2430479/FML+Rage+Comic/

http://funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/2422830/Me+vs+Sister/

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/13 16698/Before+and+After+The+Zombie+Apocalypse/

The last one is my favorite OC.
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