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#69 - You are the worst kind of person 02/27/2015 on Math +11
#77 - A month? What are you going to buy with $15 a month?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Feels 0
User avatar #81 - MrMustacho (02/24/2015) [-]
if you're a kid you don't need to buy shit
you get fed and housed and twice a year you get free stuff
anything you'd pay for is just luxeries
#76 - But seriously. Definitely no one would miss me and I actually …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Feels -4
User avatar #86 - dragontamers (02/24/2015) [-]
No, you're correct.
#78 - toughestcritic (02/24/2015) [-]
your sense of self worth is spot on, congratulations.
#50 - Believe it or not this is not what physics majors do for a liv… 02/24/2015 on Physics majors. +7
#43 - noob  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on My Last day being pink? +1
User avatar #44 - adolfoliverbush (02/24/2015) [-]
#5 - #maybeitskokiri 02/23/2015 on Maybe He's Born With It... +7
#2 - How could any movie be worse than the last 2?  [+] (27 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Fantastic Four 2 0
User avatar #4 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
Johnny Storms black, Thing looks awful, they're all younger for some reason, Doctor Doom looks like a bad Halloween costume, it looks like a crappy Nolan film, everything looks all dark and blue, you wouldn't recognize the trailer as a trailer for Fantastic Four until you see the title pop up.
User avatar #44 - spooooce (02/24/2015) [-]
Like the other dude, I completely agree with everyone of these points. What the flying fuck. I don't think I'll be watching this reboot anytime soon.
#18 - revolvingocelot (02/23/2015) [-]
i think they'll just say johnny is adopted or something, if it was just that i don't think it would warrant a shitstorm, but that's what 90% of the comments are regardless
User avatar #32 - catsbats (02/23/2015) [-]
Fun fact: It's possible for siblings to be different skin colours. There have been several cases.

Plus, so fuckin' what if he is black? Is that really a problem?
User avatar #21 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
It would make sense if the character was black in the comics, but he's not black in any comic universe. They just made him black to have that diversity quota.
#24 - revolvingocelot (02/23/2015) [-]
eh, maybe they couldn't find anybody else/he was the best role they got, i'm not gonna let one detail rustle my jimmies
#25 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
How about 2? This is Doctor Doom in the new movie.
#28 - revolvingocelot (02/23/2015) [-]
I will achieve maximum over rustle if that's his final final look, it would be slightly redeemed if his character is accurate
User avatar #35 - Gandalfthewhite (02/23/2015) [-]
his character is an online blogger. No fucking joke dude and the thing's played by billy fucking elliot
User avatar #38 - spoopyskeleton (02/23/2015) [-]
Jamie Bell is a good actor if that's who you're referring to.
User avatar #29 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
There will probably be some cgi over it but I doubt it'll look any better. It won't be.
User avatar #5 - burpityhatburp (02/23/2015) [-]
okay so i just watched this trailer after i read your comment i was totally unaware of them doing a reboot, and i agree with everything you said. i still didnt beleive it was supposed to be f4 after the title popped up. its absolutely horrible.
User avatar #6 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
The thing was they didn't have a script, or a director or producer until what last october, and shooting started november. It was going to die, but it survived somehow to get released. It was so close to being sold to marvel, but they pulled magic out of their ass to make it. And the actors were told not to read anything from the comics, but it will be based on the ultimate comics. Fantastic Four | Official Teaser Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX trailer for the lazy people who won't look it up.
User avatar #11 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
That's nothing like the Ultimate versions of them.
User avatar #13 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
It's what the director said he was trying to do, and the teleporting experiment with young read and his toys is like it.
User avatar #14 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
Barely. It's almost nothing alike. It was like a platform or something in the comics. In the movie, it's weird space pods or something.
User avatar #15 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
Well I said the director based it on, he could be one of those artsie people who see shit in a completely wrong direction. And I meant real young Reed, not when he has government funding, that is where they fucked up.
User avatar #16 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
I think the whole thing is very very loosely based on the comics. Johnny is black for crying out loud.
User avatar #17 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
The even made Dr. Storm black (so an adopted white Sue?) but yeah, it is an artsie crew of people who never read a comic trying to bring in a chronicle feel, fox isn't known for doing shit right. Hell, people say Days of Future's Past was amazing, all it really did was retcon all of the shitty movies they made prior.
User avatar #19 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
This movie is gonna bomb so hard.

It was better than the past X-men movies though.
User avatar #22 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
This movie shouldn't exist, and eh it is on par to yes better than first class. So it would make more sense to say they were erasing Brett's films so they can use his universe he made with a different director.
User avatar #23 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
I wish Marvel could get the rights back to all the characters and have them back in their movies. That probably won't happen though. At least they have Spider-man back (in a way).
User avatar #26 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
They have him as much as they do the Hulk, but yeah marvel needs all the rights back except the xmen, fox should fight and get namor so they can have a full mutant thing, and all companies shouldn't be afraid to go balls out with their franchises, give the correct suits and crazy events, casuals would come around to it as long as they get to see a super hero beat someone up.
User avatar #27 - guardianatreyu (02/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - burpityhatburp (02/23/2015) [-]
they were so busy try to see if they could make it to step back and ask if they should
User avatar #8 - senorfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
They only cared about keeping the franchise, didn't care if it was good or not. This might have been the reason why sony agreed with marvel to split spiderman like paramount does with the hulk.
#9 - burpityhatburp (02/23/2015) [-]
this kills
#39 - I don't know, she's pretty. I guess people are just excited to…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... +1
#42 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
guilty fap the worst feeling
#37 - She was hit girl in Kick-Ass, Dark Shadows, The Equalizer, the…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
#38 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
ok so why ppl are bat shit insane about her turning 18 its not like the FBI know on what you fap
#39 - anonmynous (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't know, she's pretty. I guess people are just excited to not feel guilty.
#42 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
guilty fap the worst feeling
#35 - Chloe Moretz  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
#36 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
And have she done to have all this attention except turned 18
#37 - anonmynous (02/23/2015) [-]
She was hit girl in Kick-Ass, Dark Shadows, The Equalizer, the new Carrie remake and others
#38 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
ok so why ppl are bat shit insane about her turning 18 its not like the FBI know on what you fap
#39 - anonmynous (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't know, she's pretty. I guess people are just excited to not feel guilty.
#42 - pyersamid (02/23/2015) [-]
guilty fap the worst feeling
#11 - Clearly it's a puppy, not a dog, and the post says "estab…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Establishing Dominance +2
#17 - atomicjojo (02/22/2015) [-]
THat is a yorkie. its fully grown, and has greying hair. i hope you trolling.
#13 - mutzaki (02/22/2015) [-]
"it's a puppy, not a dog"
#4 - What is that? I'm sickened but curious  [+] (7 new replies) 02/22/2015 on USB +1
User avatar #10 - ministermax (02/22/2015) [-]
It's salmon roe dyed blue.
User avatar #8 - spacepixel (02/22/2015) [-]
Blue balls.
User avatar #5 - spooooce (02/22/2015) [-]
Looks like that fruit you see with the caption "Weight Loss Experts HATE her for this", just photo shopped fruit. I could be wrong though.
#6 - anonymous (02/22/2015) [-]
Looks like fish egg sushi.
User avatar #7 - spooooce (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm not big on Japanese food, so it could be fish eggs with blue dye. I don't know.
User avatar #11 - ministermax (02/22/2015) [-]
Dyed. I don't know why I wrote it "died" the first time.
User avatar #9 - ministermax (02/22/2015) [-]
It's salmon roe died blue.
#148 - Is that from Kill Bill? I know I recognize it from somewhere  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on nope nope nope 0
User avatar #168 - qballextraction (02/22/2015) [-]
Yep, Kill Bill.
#83 - If they did that on purpose that is awesome 02/22/2015 on Autistic Olympics #4 +1
#151 - Picture 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
#4 - For the sake of the joke, don't think about it. 02/21/2015 on They see me rollin... +1
#33 - Years of indoor ornithology... wasted. 02/19/2015 on Poe's real enemy 0
#4 - No you guys, don't you see, it wasn't one single person... it …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on HE DID IT IT WAS HIM +3
User avatar #12 - Alchemyst (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - mrdeviljho (02/19/2015) [-]
They melted the steel beams!
User avatar #20 - menorin (02/19/2015) [-]
#3 - Anyone have any more information on this? Those documents are … 02/18/2015 on Hitler is not kill. 0
#1 - source:  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on The True Villain +2
#4 - Virt (02/19/2015) [-]
every time i hear centrifugal force.....
User avatar #2 - sledmondson (02/18/2015) [-]
This was stuck on the wall of my physics lab when I was in high school.
#9 - Don't listen to them. I laughed all the way through that movie. 02/18/2015 on M&M Cupcakes 0
#8 - Shouldve been called D- Movie 02/18/2015 on B Movie +1
#41 - Fat people. loll 02/18/2015 on McDonalds -1
#230 - What has he done that's so evil?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/18/2015 on rekt +1
User avatar #234 - mechanicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
The way he's been handling ISIS, the various race riots over the course of his administration, and his general disregard for what the senate and congress have to say about his policies are starting to turn into a long list of really sketchy shit.
User avatar #242 - magicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
And by "handling isis " he means by the genitals in a playful manner . I always got an explain's back
User avatar #243 - hairycheeseball (02/18/2015) [-]
i summon all the explains to reek havok
User avatar #244 - magicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
We only cum by name
User avatar #246 - hairycheeseball (02/18/2015) [-]
sciencexplain, jokexplain, and skelotorexplain are the only ones i can think off
User avatar #251 - adunsaveme (02/18/2015) [-]
don't forget anonexplain
#277 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #315 - acemcgunner (02/18/2015) [-]
wrong take red thumbs
User avatar #252 - hairycheeseball (02/18/2015) [-]
i probably forgot a bunch, but that good sir is one i didn want to summon
User avatar #247 - hairycheeseball (02/18/2015) [-]
and sorry for typos i really cant seem to type tonight
#17 - That gif is perfection.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Why not use whatsap? +2
#20 - Alchemyst (02/17/2015) [-]
I just want to make a webm that has the original sound from that gif, but also adds the sound of these things when the alien comes into view.
User avatar #24 - schneidend (02/17/2015) [-]
Do it, you glorious sumbitch.
User avatar #25 - Alchemyst (02/17/2015) [-]
I can't.


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#6 to #5 - anonmynous (05/12/2015) [-]
Don't pout. We both know all that episode posting has gone way past thumb whoring.
#7 to #6 - icangetyoumad (05/12/2015) [-]
tfw not thumbwhoring
tfw providing sources for ***** and giggles
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