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anonmynous

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2195
Highest Content Rank:#5205
Highest Comment Rank:#785
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Content Views:38837
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:1698
FJ Points:8047
Favorite Tags: Futurama (2)

latest user's comments

#18 - It's a washing machine #thispostisatrainwreck 04/09/2015 on Win -1
#13 - I believe middle earth is just east of australia if I remember…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Australia +3
User avatar #16 - natemose (04/09/2015) [-]
It's north you idiot. Because it's in the middle, durr
#46 - I told my friend ten puns to see if any would make him laugh..… 04/09/2015 on Short jokes from Playboy 0
#25 - That's like asking if emma watson would be hot if she didn't h… 04/05/2015 on There They Are! -1
#121 - Well they did give the world its greatest gift: America. 04/05/2015 on If ive learned anything in... 0
#70 - *citation needed 04/03/2015 on Brianna Wu confesses 0
#6 - Check the scrolling text. Clearly a joke news site. 04/01/2015 on Fox math too strong! +4
#27 - Do me a quick favor. Go take your ego and see if it fits in yo…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Allies v Axis +97
#57 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
Stupid poor person. Go buy more money.
User avatar #44 - kacem (04/01/2015) [-]
dirty peasant detected
User avatar #30 - xsirwafflezx (04/01/2015) [-]
Can you fit something infinitely large into something else that is also infinitely large?
Find out tonight, at Penfore's house!
#34 - penfore (04/01/2015) [-]
*selfish assholes
#33 - penfore (04/01/2015) [-]
what a bunch of assholes
#103 - crispytg (04/07/2015) [-]
dayuu bruh no one likes you
#29 - havepity (04/01/2015) [-]
I pretty much only play PC games and I agree with this message.
#14 - And thank you for making this comment. I don't understand the … 04/01/2015 on Woah. 0
#10 - SCIENCE! 04/01/2015 on Google Offering 20 Million +4
#41 - That gif with the pencil reminds me of that glorious day back … 03/28/2015 on Assorted Internets #12 0
#16 - I never knew I was circumcised until I started watching porn  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on White dick +9
User avatar #17 - scorpidea (03/28/2015) [-]
I never knew I had a penis until I was circumcised...
#19 - This is a friendly public service announcement. When …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on bazango +6
#41 - include (03/29/2015) [-]
#40 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
I did, but it blended into the background. Actually thanks for the info
#28 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
I'd be disappointed if this kind of faggotry wasn't already expected.
#21 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
It's already became a parody of itself.

It's stupid as fuck.
#45 - Yeah but scales are usually pretty cold and clammy. Also, they… 03/28/2015 on If Disney Had The Internet 0
#16 - get out.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on am i funny yet -1
#17 - honzo (03/27/2015) [-]
im sorry
User avatar #18 - iliekmennow (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be sorry for who you are
#34 - I did manage to start a small ********* though …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on My mom is gonna kill me +1
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I think it'd start on it's own anyway. But good work Captain Shitflinger. Keep it up.
#29 - **** off you conservative *******  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2015 on My mom is gonna kill me +9
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
You're not fooling anyone.
#34 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
I did manage to start a small shitstorm though More of shit sprinkling really
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I think it'd start on it's own anyway. But good work Captain Shitflinger. Keep it up.
#31 - kameken (03/27/2015) [-]
I...
What
#28 - Eat **** . Baby killers like you have no concept of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on My mom is gonna kill me +15
#29 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
Fuck off you conservative shitbag
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
You're not fooling anyone.
#34 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
I did manage to start a small shitstorm though More of shit sprinkling really
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I think it'd start on it's own anyway. But good work Captain Shitflinger. Keep it up.
#31 - kameken (03/27/2015) [-]
I...
What
#27 - There's really nothing to argue about. Women can choose to do…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2015 on My mom is gonna kill me +8
User avatar #30 - kameken (03/27/2015) [-]
>Swallow gun
>Shoot up airport through anus
#38 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Holy crap, man.

Also, that involved a gun. While it was hilarious, it doesn't really contribute to the argument.
User avatar #32 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
Wish I had thought of that.
#28 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
Eat shit. Baby killers like you have no concept of the value of a human life
#29 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
Fuck off you conservative shitbag
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
You're not fooling anyone.
#34 - anonmynous (03/27/2015) [-]
I did manage to start a small shitstorm though More of shit sprinkling really
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/27/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I think it'd start on it's own anyway. But good work Captain Shitflinger. Keep it up.
#31 - kameken (03/27/2015) [-]
I...
What
#21 - I just took that test a few weeks ago. That was seriously the …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on I hated doing this in school +1
#27 - jakatackka (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, took the same test a couple years ago. I was the only person in my class to ace it, but that's not a huge shock. There were 10 year olds taking the test, and I'm pretty sure most of them passed.
#71 - roll picture Psst... Hey you... You wanna buy one of these?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Black market -1
#69 - Those numbers absolutely lie when presented in this context. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Daily reminder +8
#128 - cherubium (03/25/2015) [-]
I agree with what you are saying but South Africa is on the Genocide watch list with white farmers getting killed without being robbed or rape people are just straight up murdering them without doing anything else and the goverment shut down the volunteer corps made to protect white farmers.
#82 - hotpiss (03/25/2015) [-]
you are best anonmynous
#26 - Mrs. Pacman  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Them 3D Graphics! +220
User avatar #134 - mondprinzessin (03/26/2015) [-]
She's married you bastard
User avatar #120 - sacredmagic (03/26/2015) [-]
Anita is watching you.
#69 - kirkel (03/25/2015) [-]
... How!? Mrs. Pacman is... is just a yellow ball with clothes! Still have to hand it to you though, you did what seemed impossible.
#65 - pirateseatcarrots (03/25/2015) [-]
#29 - estranged (03/25/2015) [-]
#5 - I think that last comment was supposed to say *get out.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Smelborp +4
User avatar #10 - lunathenightmare (03/25/2015) [-]
I just wanted to spare you the cancer


ur whalecum
User avatar #8 - hellomynameisbill (03/25/2015) [-]
Thanks, I almost didn't get seeing a legible sentence on a tumblr comment
#50 - When I see **** like this all I can think is: Someo…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Daily reminder +23
User avatar #111 - theoddorange (03/25/2015) [-]
If you look at some of the crap this guy says it's hardly surprising he'd make a post as short sighted as this
User avatar #67 - somuchfreedom (03/25/2015) [-]
Numbers don't lie man. Just look at the condition of nearley every nation in africa and tell me there aren't shit loads of problems
#69 - anonmynous (03/25/2015) [-]
Those numbers absolutely lie when presented in this context. We are talking about more than a 60 YEAR timespan here and we are given 2 murder rate numbers from 2 of those years alongside of the fact the skin color of the president also changed in that time.

That logic is no better than feminists quoting rape statistics.
#128 - cherubium (03/25/2015) [-]
I agree with what you are saying but South Africa is on the Genocide watch list with white farmers getting killed without being robbed or rape people are just straight up murdering them without doing anything else and the goverment shut down the volunteer corps made to protect white farmers.
#82 - hotpiss (03/25/2015) [-]
you are best anonmynous

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#6 to #5 - anonmynous (05/12/2015) [-]
Don't pout. We both know all that episode posting has gone way past thumb whoring.
#7 to #6 - icangetyoumad (05/12/2015) [-]
tfw not thumbwhoring
tfw providing sources for ***** and giggles
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