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#137 - Nope a quick google search says you are right. I guess that ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on description 0
User avatar #139 - earlploddington (06/21/2014) [-]
how drunk are we talking like 'urgh she left me' drunk or HELLO SAILOR! drunk
#131 - I think the technical word is dumb. Haha lol. no but seriousl…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2014 on description 0
User avatar #133 - earlploddington (06/21/2014) [-]
I thought dumb was being inable to speak? Though that assumption only comes from old movie threats so y'know I could be wrong
#137 - anonmynous (06/21/2014) [-]
Nope a quick google search says you are right. I guess that makes me the blind deaf one now. Also I'm quite drunk so please excuse the words I am currently vomiting onto the internet.
User avatar #139 - earlploddington (06/21/2014) [-]
how drunk are we talking like 'urgh she left me' drunk or HELLO SAILOR! drunk
User avatar #135 - CrowbarNinja (06/21/2014) [-]
dumb is no sense of touch, mute is unable to speak.
User avatar #136 - earlploddington (06/21/2014) [-]
Thank you Crowbar Ninja! I shall go listen to 'Hoodie Ninja' and 'Gordon Freeman saved my life!' in your honour, sir!
#108 - fair enough. I ended up watching it anyway just so I could und… 06/21/2014 on Eeep +2
#16 - Not to mention a snub nose revolver. But im guessing it was j…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Sights 0
User avatar #71 - trostell (06/20/2014) [-]
It's a derringer...that's not a snub-nose, that's standard barrel length for all derringers. I'm pretty sure the guy doing that wanted to put it on a break-action, but then it would be all kinds of awkward and probably wouldn't work.
#14 - Fun fact. In almost every language in the world the word "…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Baby's first words +9
User avatar #33 - toxicchameleon (06/20/2014) [-]
That's absolute nonsense. The reason most european languages' word for mother starts with an M is because they stem from the Proto indo european root. If you go to somewhere like Far-East Asia or Africa, where the language would have developed out of the PIE sphere of influence, you'll find substantially different words eg
Somali: "hooyada";
Japanese: "haha";
Indonesian: "ibu";
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2014) [-]
Turkish anne
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2014) [-]
I just looked up a list and in that small list there were 35 languages in which the word for mother didn't start with m.
#10 - He's been banned lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Flanders 0
User avatar #21 - nthmetal (06/19/2014) [-]
he'll be back.
#20 - In what episode did they use the word "pooper"?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Sandy's Cheeks 0
#21 - vekoma (06/18/2014) [-]
As previously addressed.
#53 - By the seventh book the death eaters were attacking muggle cit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 +2
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#52 - You disappoint me. Voldemort never intended to make Harry into…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 +7
User avatar #55 - azumeow (06/18/2014) [-]
This is true. Voldemort wanted Six Horcruxes so that his soul would be in seven pieces.

Because....seven....for reasons.
#61 - urapooper (06/18/2014) [-]
they believed seven is the magic number
User avatar #79 - thebadspellir (06/18/2014) [-]
You're all right, been off my HP for a while, a thousand apologies. I've also read online that he made Quirrel into a horcrux as well, what do you guys think? I never thought of it, but I guess it makes sense
#199 - **anonmynous rolled image ** What I saw the first, and last,… 06/18/2014 on Love at first sight. 0
#7 - Jak series is one of those series that I wish I could complete…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Oh jeez +9
User avatar #8 - asheskirata (06/17/2014) [-]
Damn right!
#25 - We pronounce it "gram" how do you pronounce it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on company myths +5
User avatar #45 - gowge (06/17/2014) [-]
Greyam
#24 - You should have your left one checked out. it looks a little swollen 06/17/2014 on company myths +1
#17 - I'd noodle your car for you all night. Extremely homo 06/17/2014 on Shitty life hacks +7
#16 - brilliant 06/17/2014 on Shitty life hacks +3
#21 - God have mercy on our souls. 06/17/2014 on Well isn't that appropriate 0
#55 - My life got insanely better when I stopped believing in the th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on 4 billion years summed up... 0
#82 - EnergizierAnon (06/17/2014) [-]
i think you want this.
#22 - I... don't care about your candy. How does this have 200 thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Statistically Unlikely +2
#23 - torein (06/17/2014) [-]
Apparently, just because you don't care about something doesn't mean everyone else doesn't. But I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea.
#35 - Kim Kardashian 06/17/2014 on Ball Pythons are Crazy 0
#52 - If you're browsing Reddit and Funnyjunk within a 2 hour period… 06/17/2014 on desc +4
#65 - ------->the joke-----> you 06/16/2014 on well... legitimate question 0
#183 - That American airlines bit is ******** if true. I… 06/15/2014 on 10 Interesting facts of the... 0
#106 - We are working creatures. We are meant to work when we are in …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Mr.Anderson 0
User avatar #108 - animationhac (06/15/2014) [-]
We are working creatures however, we aren't office creatures at all. We are not meant to be in a office at all. We are though meant to be outside. Working is different then the actual work we do today. We are though suppose to travel and adventure and work as well. We aren't creatures made to sit and wither doing office, retail, and work alike. So while you are right, there is a point to say, working most modern jobs today isn't the work humans are made for.
#104 - I test radio prototypes 06/15/2014 on Mr.Anderson 0
#9 - Actually jupiter is the romanian god of lighting. Ancient rom…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Professor Oak +2
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2014) [-]
The romanians, too? Wow, it's cool to hear that the ancient Romanians and Romans were so close, in the culture department.
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