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#13 - Have you even tried their new menu? You can get most of the ol…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Come on America! -1
#27 - fukyu (06/12/2014) [-]
shit covered in bacon is still shit.
User avatar #30 - trojanmannn (06/12/2014) [-]
covered in bacon
#12 - wow good roll 06/12/2014 on Come on America! +1
#9 - Read the description 3 times and you will briefly forget what … 06/12/2014 on While browsing the TF2... +2
#71 - I've read that. And though I will admit the second two movies… 06/12/2014 on The Matrix Reloaded 0
#25 - and for god sakes no ball should be worth 150 points regardles…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Near-death Experience +2
#40 - pjers (06/11/2014) [-]
50 maybe.
#12 - Correction: Everyone should be happy with the way they are, ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on #Yesallwomen +3
#13 - fandomsexual (06/10/2014) [-]
I can agree with that.
#5 - Comment deleted 06/10/2014 on i'm giving away lvl -400 my... 0
#10 - eh. I'd eat it 06/10/2014 on Gummy sausage 0
#39 - I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of my life except when I… 06/09/2014 on Sassy Muses 0
#37 - And ironically you were the one guy to bring it up. Sooooo... … 06/09/2014 on Don't even lift +2
#13 - He is known today by the name Barrack Obama 06/08/2014 on good guy nature 0
#11 - To answer your question. Read the first 9 words of your comment 06/08/2014 on Me at a party +8
#2949 - **anonmynous rolled image ** 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
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#2950 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
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#22 - I think more likely we would keep them as loyal pets and give …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on feels (description) +1
User avatar #23 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/02/2014) [-]
haha, as was i

thx for playing along
#20 - Haven't we? We selectively breed them for their speed (grey ho…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on feels (description) +1
User avatar #21 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/02/2014) [-]
i would say that all falls more under the term "domestication", although i see what you mean

would we give them intelligence? if we had the chance, would we give them complex problem solving skills?
#22 - anonmynous (06/02/2014) [-]
I think more likely we would keep them as loyal pets and give intelligence to an already higher up species like dolphins or apes. But I'm just thinking aloud here
User avatar #23 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/02/2014) [-]
haha, as was i

thx for playing along
#34 - amateur. I can do all three of those things at once whilst bab… 06/02/2014 on need a hand? +3
#2716 - **anonmynous rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#105 - exactly. 06/02/2014 on 20 Amusing Facts... 0
#75 - Yeah I was about to say there is no way that white lego could … 06/01/2014 on White lego 0
#32 - Well, just giggle away, my friend. 06/01/2014 on Master Assassin +1
#23 - Regarding original post: Thumb-wrestling world champion. 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk Hand modelling... 0
#47 - So I'm confused, I never really remember hallucinating with sl…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2014 on My Experience With Sleep... 0
#72 - iheartjackiechan (05/31/2014) [-]
That's when you lose full circulation to your arm due to sleeping in an unnatural position.
I once woke up with both arms numb, rolled to one side, slapping myself in the face in the process. I then rolled to the other side and slapped myself with the other arm.
User avatar #50 - cumbersome (05/31/2014) [-]
No. Sleep paralysis is when you wake up but you can't move (as suggested by the PARALYSIS part of the title). When you go to sleep, a part of your brain more or less paralyses your body so as to prevent you from rolling away from your bedding or falling out of your bed. What happens in these cases is that you regain consciousness before that part of your brain is switched off, so you wake up, but you can't move. It's scary as shit. In some cases your brain believes you are still asleep, so you keep "dreaming" - in other words, you hallucinate supposedly usually scary things. I haven't personally experienced the hallucinations, but the paralysis is bad enough in itself, especially when you don't realize what is happening.
User avatar #110 - loopzoop (05/31/2014) [-]
The two times I remember my sleep paralysis clearly is one hwere a woman was on top of me screaming really fucking loud, and another was when I saw a dark figure walking back and forth really fucking fast in my room.
User avatar #117 - cumbersome (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - ComradeBritish (05/31/2014) [-]
I had it once, at first I couldn't move at all then everything kicked in except for my left arm, which I proceeded to lift up and drop over and over. As for hallucinations, I can't say much happened, a few weird noises but that's about it.
User avatar #71 - cumbersome (05/31/2014) [-]
I did as well, no hallucinations for me either. But id never in my life heard about it, so the paralysis for a couple minutes was so scary in itself. I could call out, and i was afraid i would stop breathing. Its not fun, i know your pain
User avatar #74 - cumbersome (05/31/2014) [-]
#4 - "Oh Sonic. I knew thee well." 05/31/2014 on hedgehog :3 0
#5 - Rendering takes more computer power but less man power. Comput… 05/31/2014 on oblivion is best morrowind +5
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