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anonmynous

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2012
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#64 - It is the ultimate flavor destroyer. Oh you have a brautwurst…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Stuff comp 2 +2
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#91 - haroldsaxon (01/06/2016) [-]
Not if you use proper ketchup ok amounts. Also, it's only for foods like hot dogs, some pasta, some potato stuff, and maybe something more. It also works on certain types of burgers in certain cases, though generally not.
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#66 - skarba (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not a flavor destroyer if you know how much to put in. I bet you fucking put half the ketchup bottle on 1 piece of fry.
#67 - anonmynous (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't know if you could tell by my comment but I don't put ketchup on anything because that is complete blasphemy. I eat my food the way god intended.
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#68 - skarba (01/06/2016) [-]
Jesus christ.... Try to put some ketchup on your barbicue. That shit will make you love the fuck out of ketchup. Just put some ketchup on the side of the plate and then dip the meat in and eat it. If it's too little ketchup, then scoop up some of the ketchup with the meat. Fucking amazing i tell you.

Also you eat raw meat? Because god intended for us to eat like that.... you disgusting faggot.
#71 - anonmynous (01/06/2016) [-]
That brightly colored syrup-y brine is little more than the devil's ejaculate. The only condiment befitting of my meat is the blood of heathens.
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#72 - skarba (01/06/2016) [-]
KETCHUP IS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THE CONSISTENCY OF FUCKING SYRUP YOU POOR PLEB!!!!
#73 - anonmynous (01/06/2016) [-]
Forgive him father for he know not what he do. I fear he hath forgotten the taste of meat entirely...
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#76 - TheHutchie (01/06/2016) [-]
In all fairness, from this thread, it does sound like you've been using a particularly disgusting variety of ketchup.
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#74 - skarba (01/06/2016) [-]
Buy some Heinz master race ketchup. You will thank me greatly.
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#75 - skarba (01/06/2016) [-]
Also I don't eat ketchup like a goddamn monster. I rarely eat ketchup, but when I do, I enjoy every bit of it.
#144 - a lucky man. 01/01/2016 on useless but interesting facts 0
#34 - The ****, Thailand?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on haehaehae +1
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#60 - punnym (12/31/2015) [-]
5 = "Ha"
#25 - As a historical or social studies class that seems perfectly r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on church and school +24
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#26 - superiorcheerio (12/31/2015) [-]
I suppose so...
#24 - And now we have quantum mechanics and we can look at the new t… 12/31/2015 on church and school +13
#21 - So if we shouldn't say that religion is a fact then why the he…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2015 on church and school 0
#80 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
To make people aware of the different cultures you ignorant mongrel.
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#36 - platinumaltaria (12/31/2015) [-]
Education about people's beliefs is kinda important...
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#23 - superiorcheerio (12/31/2015) [-]
There are classes that teach about what various religions believe. They don't present it as fact, just what others may believe.
#25 - anonmynous (12/31/2015) [-]
As a historical or social studies class that seems perfectly reasonable. But we both know that's not what this cartoon is referring to.
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#26 - superiorcheerio (12/31/2015) [-]
I suppose so...
#20 - I went to a religious school and am now atheist. That was my … 12/31/2015 on church and school +16
#11 - me too 12/31/2015 on Keep on Truckin 0
#10 - And loaded questions are great for a laugh. What's your point? 12/31/2015 on Stuff comp +15
#128 - No one here would put money on the fact that this is 100% true… 12/31/2015 on 4'11 girl demands 6' guy 0