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anonmynous

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Total Comments Made:1653
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#5 - WRONG. It accelerates at a rate of 1/1000 the rate of gravity.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Science motherfucker! 0
User avatar #31 - drldrl (05/01/2015) [-]
"If such a similar vehicle were equipped with an EM Drive, it could enable travel from the surface of Earth to the surface of the moon within four hours."
www.nasaspaceflight.com/2015/04/evaluating-nasas-futuristic-em-drive/
#4 - That joke has been told so many times it may actually become …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Fell Old? +4
#7 - conisnon (05/01/2015) [-]
I know, my jokes are getting a little old. Maybe I need to take a little break from funnyjunk to re-access my humor
#3 - How good we talkin'? 05/01/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - I honestly hope my last words are "...clever girl." 05/01/2015 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny... 0
#1 - Now what? 05/01/2015 on Debt isn't funny +1
#2 - Pretty much. Still sad though 05/01/2015 on Bridge to... +3
#3 - This is where I'd leave a witty comment... IF I HAD ONE. 05/01/2015 on When im cleaning windows +5
#4 - Yeah so I guess I'm just not gonna fly anymore.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on FedEx -21
#10 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
No reason you should be on a FedEx aircraft anyway.
User avatar #45 - yourfutureson (05/01/2015) [-]
For my huge package.

Its a penis enlarger.
User avatar #42 - Zombiefried (05/01/2015) [-]
Only reason is if we're mailing someone back to Africa.
#6 - **anonmynous rolled user pessimism ** Jesus, what an asshole.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Shamfur Dispray +2
User avatar #7 - pessimism (05/01/2015) [-]
Y-You too...
User avatar #19 - whiteusername (05/02/2015) [-]
what did you expect with a username like that?
#8 - flugeljester (05/01/2015) [-]
#6 - Almost as bad as wearing a watch with the face on the undersid… 05/01/2015 on Nice watch bro 0
#22 - That is everyone's argument for the 'gif' over 'jif' side and …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Gif +2
#123 - hongkonglongdong (05/01/2015) [-]
Then explain why people who've never heard of Gif's actual meaning pronounce it with a hard G?
User avatar #112 - badhatharry (05/01/2015) [-]
What about Gift? Why is it not pronounced Jift?
#158 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
Because that's a different word...
User avatar #49 - sketchE (05/01/2015) [-]
phoneticly g is said with a hard g
User avatar #249 - mrpotatofudge (05/01/2015) [-]
ASAP

normally pronounced "ey-sapp"

stands for
As Soon As Possible

if it was sounded out how its spelled it would be "ah-sapp"



User avatar #290 - sketchE (05/01/2015) [-]
and gif is normaly pronounced with a hard g by most people
#21 - I know the cards arent square but you can at least make the sq…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Poor man's chess -2
#29 - auryn (05/01/2015) [-]
Why..?
#25 - I think as a general rule of thumb any time you are about to p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on It got better 0
#27 - sherlockbatman (05/01/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
what if there was an even worse comment after that one that he did crop out?
maybe every tumblr post has a worse one right after and we only think these are the final, terrible comments
#46 - Yeah but that's the last thing our society needs. America has … 05/01/2015 on My homie Deez 0
#29 - Also, accountants, bankers, construction workers, pilots, Mete…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Take it up the Butt Like a... +38
#63 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
show me a source that identifies evil kenevil as the one who calculates the angles of his own jumps, he was just paid to go fast and hopefully not die
#33 - "Mars and back in a year" Ha! That engine only accel…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on The future is now +3
User avatar #102 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2015) [-]
Not really. Normally it would take anywhere from a year and a half to three years to get to Mars, but with this it would take a week or so. It's more like saying that we don't need a car to drive to the next city over since we can walk just fine, not like walking to the mailbox. The mailbox is the moon.
#31 - Yay Capitalism 05/01/2015 on The future is now 0
#33 - the last thing we need right now is to overburden our prison s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on My homie Deez -1
#44 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
If we overburden the current prisons, we just build more, new jobs are created.
#46 - anonmynous (05/01/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's the last thing our society needs. America has an extremely high prisoner rate compared to the rest of the world. Doesn't that mean something is wrong? We should try and fix the people that can be fixed rather than lock them away and the ones that can't be fixed? What the hell are we keeping them around for?
User avatar #39 - koolkidkonnor (05/01/2015) [-]
id rather overburden the prisons and stuff criminals of similar crimes in cells than have those criminals on the streets
#53 - Yeah but think about all the young people who needed those hea… 05/01/2015 on Only a few more bosses +2
#48 - Wow cause there could not possibly be 400 white murderers out there  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on how many? +3
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2015) [-]
No man, everybody knows that whites can't break the law. /s
#3 - That's probably what they're doing. It's just not as simple as… 04/30/2015 on Checking out the Chan Chan Man 0
#6 - Scrolled down. Saw 54. 04/30/2015 on wait! 0
#20 - I'm fairly certain that I'm not retarded, but why is a nuclear…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Canada 0
User avatar #21 - redrex (04/30/2015) [-]
I think they are just illustrating the great extinction that wiped out dinosaurs, through a picture of a nuke. Not sure, but that would be my first guess.
#15 - What the **** are mind police?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Dolores Restaurant +67
User avatar #56 - blackholee (04/30/2015) [-]
that is exactly what someone working for the mind police would say
User avatar #53 - streamdream (04/30/2015) [-]
I think he is referring to Thought Police or thinkpol in newspeak from the book 1984. Or he is just some random twat doing typing something he thinks is funny on the internet. Either way
#48 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** he wanted to say reposts
#42 - unaho (04/30/2015) [-]
asains
User avatar #24 - clechyl (04/30/2015) [-]
mind police detected
thumb down :^)
#53 - Stegosauri are very sensitive and should never be joked about.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on The struggles of growing up 0
User avatar #54 - djequalizee (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry i had no idea

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