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Date Signed Up:12/30/2009
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#89 - Use the plunger to close the door. 09/26/2014 on Home Alone Freedom 0
#60 - A lot of volunteers at the animal shelter I volunteer at are a… 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat 0
#15 - And I don't use Twitter. Now I can see them. Thank you drakes. 09/12/2014 on Revenge +53
#52 - Look up Art of Instakill on Youtube.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Mario Kart 0
#53 - reasonsxxxcause (09/05/2014) [-]
ty
#99 - Ooooooohhh... It's Miracle Whip. 08/21/2014 on not your standard office... 0
#51 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Women drivers no survivors +2
#4735 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#1725 - **anonemus rolls 347,457,810** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#34 - I'm more interested in what he's using the tags for. We ma… 04/20/2014 on snake slap +1
#81 - Holy **** . That happened not 50 feet from my house. 04/16/2014 on Life is a series of... 0
#100 - **anonemus rolled user zoopityzop ** HEY USER LETS KISS AND STUFF 03/12/2014 on In-flight chat +1
#50 - Picture 03/07/2014 on the best detective +10
#242 - This really makes me think of something almost unrelated. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on RMS FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #268 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
Hi
#213 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on boogy boo!! list (myth list) +1
User avatar #214 - rockamekishiko (01/28/2014) [-]
some kind of conspiracy site?
User avatar #279 - newforomador (01/28/2014) [-]
Not conspiracy, all of it is completely true. It's all fake dude. You can make your own article if you feel like. There's nearly 2000 right now. Earlier ones are much better.
User avatar #326 - rockamekishiko (01/28/2014) [-]
so people just make like short stories?
User avatar #327 - newforomador (01/28/2014) [-]
Not really short stories. Try reading one of them. You have to come up with containment procedures, and a description for the SCP which will also contain some tests to learn more about the properties of it. Here's a good example of one of the most popular SCPs www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682. It's treated like a real government site to add to the feel of it, so blacked out things are usually names or dates, and anything with [DATA EXPUNGED] is 'classified information'.
#29 - Holy **** ... have I really come so far? 01/13/2014 on Das Gay 0
#28 - I'm pretty sure that Admin just switched the dark blue with pu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Das Gay 0
User avatar #32 - Das (01/14/2014) [-]
lol it's actually somewhat harder to read.
User avatar #29 - anonemus (01/13/2014) [-]
Holy shit... have I really come so far?
#1078 - It took you 2 years to reply to me? 12/31/2013 on Cuteness overload 0
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Please have mercy ... please +18
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#37 - Picture 11/15/2013 on As seen on Tv. 0
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on As seen on Tv. 0
#37 - anonemus (11/15/2013) [-]
#118 - Everybody just hold up for one second! Something isn'… 11/09/2013 on The Dad Test +3
#121 - At least it's related. If it's related to the content, t… 11/06/2013 on Eminem Loves Cupcakes... 0
#25 - Considering this is the first one of these that I have seen th… 10/18/2013 on We Have a Winner 0
#200 - So you're saying I can walk outside right now, and all my mosq…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on How to Remove Mosquito Bites 0
User avatar #222 - ilovehitler (06/30/2013) [-]
It's times like today I really hate pheonix.
User avatar #209 - teseus (06/30/2013) [-]
No. The air doesn't have the same temperature as your skin. Your body regulates it's own temperature and it doesn't allow it to get too high. That's why you sweat. At 45 degrees Celsius your brain cells would have already died out. After 40 degrees they begin to die, sending all kinds of abnormal signals, this being the reason why people with high fever hallucinate. But a hot spoon brings a large amount of heat in a a very short time on a pretty small surface. The heat transfer is way faster because of the small area the contact takes place.
#59 - Before anybody jumps to conclusions, this isn't what it looks …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Fuck You Joey +1
User avatar #138 - commontroll (06/28/2013) [-]
I see...

Still, chaoscustoms' comment was hilarious.
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User avatar #2 - lolidragon (05/12/2013) [-]
My Brother has the same profile pic as you on facebook... Confused me for a bit...
#1 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [-]
hi
 
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