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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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#234 - Comment deleted 11/24/2015 on Firefox MP4 CPU Test 0
#55 - < my little coexistence assistant 11/22/2015 on "Not All Muslims" -2
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on good guys +71
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#81 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/22/2015) [-]
The calm before the storm is really ramping up in this war. You know shits gunna get crazy.
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#132 - wtfduud (11/22/2015) [-]
Eventually Canada is going to bring Hockey sticks!
#207 - probably  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on The day we die +2
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#215 - dharkmoswen (11/22/2015) [-]
I'd say it's pretty guaranteed he's dead or alive.
#3 - It's going to be ok 11/21/2015 on Why i love The Rock +2
#12 - ************ crosswinds 11/20/2015 on Pilot forced to abandon... 0
#3 - I see what you did there, and also over there  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on politsei on tore +22
#6 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
the all seeing eyes are a perfect match for the long arm of the law.
#47 - it would be funny as hell if police did this on purpose..... …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2015 on bad boys, bad boys +21
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#151 - policexplain (11/20/2015) [-]
I do this on a regular basis, actually. It is surprisingly effective.
The great part is that after we figure out who they really are, they get charged with providing false ID to police.
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#84 - sptnfouroneseven (11/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure some cops actually HAVE done this.
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#132 - taintedangel (11/20/2015) [-]
And it's funny to watch every time, too. lol
#77 - smitingly beautiful 11/20/2015 on Sawfish Sword 0
#31 - Comment deleted 11/19/2015 on Favorite form of potato 0
#15 - you just steal their eyes....  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on Feel secure? +4
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#21 - gittons (11/19/2015) [-]
that is a big leap up from photoshop.
#39 - < where shes going... 11/19/2015 on heartless bitch 0
#259 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled image ** 11/19/2015 on I NEED to see your faces, NOW +2
#17 - Picture 11/18/2015 on ~My 22nd Birthday~ +1
#140 - Picture 11/18/2015 on anonemous's profile 0
#37 - **anonemous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **anonemous rolls 01** 11/17/2015 on The End of No-Fap 0
#8 - dem frequencies...... 11/17/2015 on music 0
#7 - Comment deleted 11/17/2015 on music 0
#6 - the brits and americans supplied a lot of aid to russian milit… 11/17/2015 on Cold war -1
#22 - take a picture every week as she grows to full size and make a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on I got a puppy today, her... +7
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#27 - thundercloud (11/17/2015) [-]
Ok
#24 - cheeky bugger 11/17/2015 on Most Fun I've Had With... +1
#78 - Picture 11/17/2015 on upthumb this and I'll find... 0
#5 - so what moves do they know?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/16/2015 on fight club +39
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#20 - darkdanger (11/16/2015) [-]
Screech
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#17 - ultimatebuttercup (11/16/2015) [-]
Splash.

The other one knows flail.
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#13 - Zaxplab (11/16/2015) [-]
Swing, Tackle, Throw, Dunk.
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#8 - donatelo (11/16/2015) [-]
pound.
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#14 - muffincannibal (11/16/2015) [-]
daddy taught me than one
#26 - dexorf (11/16/2015) [-]
I see that daddy gave you good advice!
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#24 - barakakaka (11/16/2015) [-]
Ha ha.... Oh... oh...
#6 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
My lazy ass son only knows slack off, rest, snore, and yawn

The sweet black family down the street know cotton guard
#11 - place it then look each of them squarely in the eye.....  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2015 on So Ends The Off Season At... +13
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#26 - cantfindausername (11/16/2015) [-]
They need to remember who the fucking boss is.
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#15 - robotvoice (11/16/2015) [-]
but my eye is a sphere
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#18 - ilovehitler (11/16/2015) [-]
Not after Santa is finished with it
#298 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled image ** 11/16/2015 on Defend yourself from Admin 0
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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