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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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#26 - what we are observing is the decline of western civilization, … 11/29/2015 on Beyond Based +1
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#3 - APC WINS!!! 11/28/2015 on house vs APC 0
#5 - no, they know exactly where he is  [+] (11 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Snowden +55
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#8 - praemium (11/28/2015) [-]
Yep, spewing out secrets to the Russians.
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#15 - darksideofthebeast (11/29/2015) [-]
I thought that he was for the American people, not against them...
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#22 - theotherdudec (11/29/2015) [-]
Snowden revealed that the NSA was unlawfully spying on U.S. citizens because he believed the people had a right to know. He made sure to move out of country before leaking this information because he knew that the U.S. Government would want to arrest him for leaking Government secrets. He is is Russia because the U.S. would not dare try to enter Russia secretly. He does not want to return to the U.S, because the government still wants to arrest him. So basically he is an American hero on the run from the law.
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#16 - praemium (11/29/2015) [-]
If he were, then why did seek refuge in Russia, a country to which the US is hostile and it is hostile back, and stay there indefinitely?
I understand the NSA and I applaud him for that, but why not like Seymour Hersh (who revealed the My Lai massacre, and stop there? Hersh went for a trial and is still working in the US safely as a journalist. Why go into hidings and proceed to give out military secrets, almost entirely stopping the US to operate like a state? It is obvious to anyone who is not a bleeding anti-American, that he is a traitor.
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#26 - cloakndagger (11/29/2015) [-]
But wait, what if, imagine this for a second...What if he's actually not in Russia on the run, what if the whole thing was a set-up to give him a plausible reason to flee the country and take up residence in Russia, but instead as a spy, feeding OUR government information about THEM? I wonder how far that rabbit hole goes?
#19 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
maybe because the russians don't try to arrest them ?
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#20 - praemium (11/29/2015) [-]
No, in Russia "disappear" - honestly, if the West operates the same way, why are websites, magazines and radios dedicated to conspiracies and openly anti-government still running? The West is the only place where you can actually talk like this without any repercussions. A Russian Snowden wouldn't last long.
#23 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
It's true, and Snowden has said that he fully appreciates the irony. He doesn't like Russia, it's just the most developed nation that would take him in. He doesn't expect Russia to tell the truth or have decent civil liberties or be interested in anything but embarrassing the US, but he doesn't think that he should have to serve jail time for exposing a massive breach of the people's trust that was quasi-legal at best. You can't expect every whistle-blower to be a complete martyr and trust the very system whose dirty secrets they've seen extensively to show leniency. Plus, it's not like he's feeding Russia anything. Everything he leaked is already out on the internet. They just want him for PR purposes.
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#9 - pennydragon (11/28/2015) [-]
He was our top operative and now he's turned against us. Based on his work the Russians have cracked all of our top secret dank memes. It's fucking happening. Some say they've even infiltrated our webms and black people tweets.
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#12 - willindor (11/28/2015) [-]
Is the US stockpile of rare Pepes compromised?
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#13 - Zaxplab (11/28/2015) [-]
We'll know if our pepe stockpile is breached. Missiles would be flying over our heads.
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#26 - I hear there are hot singles in your area..... 11/28/2015 on Need my Fj bros +3
#41 - rock it dude!! 11/28/2015 on Wish me luck 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2015 on IT BEGINS +1
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#39 - thepizzadevourer (11/28/2015) [-]
>playing Fo4 over Christmas break be like
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#41 - anonemous (11/28/2015) [-]
#17 - Picture 11/28/2015 on Cuteness overload +6
#16 - and that's why his tomb stone read "sparky"....... 11/27/2015 on double tap 0
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#100 - exactly!! 11/27/2015 on How Russians Play Darts 0
#14 - feel the power flow through you.... 11/26/2015 on Pepsi Max +3
#8 - pulling it, yanking it, giving it a tug 11/26/2015 on LOGISTICS BITCH +6
#38 - < what I was expecting to be last  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on How Russians Play Darts +12
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#100 - anonemous (11/27/2015) [-]
exactly!!
#50 - rekt 11/25/2015 on Oops 0
#202 - ok....... 11/25/2015 on URGENT! READ NOW! 0
#46 - I'm okay with you being a bit of a lying dick for the sake of … 11/25/2015 on I feel terrible. +3
#183 - Comment deleted 11/25/2015 on "Clock-making Teen" 0
#419 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled ima… 11/25/2015 on Make FJ great again! 0
#59 - The first one could be true...... 11/24/2015 on Lies 0
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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