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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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#7 - a better czar than Peter the adequate.... 12/08/2015 on Peter the Great 0
#4 - cat.exe has frozen 12/07/2015 on BRAIN FREEEEEEEEEEEEZE -1
#15 - don't confuse 7/11 and 9/11  [+] (15 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Great Cops +269
#87 - nobleknight (12/06/2015) [-]
Funnily enough there was terrorist attacks on 7/11 in India
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#76 - baditch (12/06/2015) [-]
7/11 was a part-time job
#136 - yodaiam (12/06/2015) [-]
#88 - manbearpiglet (12/06/2015) [-]
God damn
#119 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
If it's a free internet, why do you have to win it?
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#189 - strangesir (12/07/2015) [-]
Are you saying we should pay for things we win on a game show?
#81 - torky (12/06/2015) [-]
You glorious bastard
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#133 - baditch (12/06/2015) [-]
I wish I could say I came up with that myself but if it makes people laugh I'll count it as a win.
#108 - mortallis (12/06/2015) [-]
this was one of the most (if not the most) heartwarming moments of the show. they did a good job showing how Jesse was a sensitive person and never wanted to hurt anyone. And how much Walt fucked him up emotionally with all the manipulation. Was glad it ended well for him.
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#181 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off with that "walt was hilter" bullshit, did you forget how much of a fuck up Jessie was before Walt? Not to mention he saved him from his self destructive habits by letting that gf die.
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#182 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
he saved his life more than once, like at the end of the show
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#184 - baditch (12/07/2015) [-]
That's true but Walt was still a monster. What I loved about their relationship was that Jesse was kind of the last thing keeping Walt tied to his humanity. The last thing Walt did was save Jesse's life one more time.
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#185 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
Walt was hardly a monster. The creators of that show were just too cowardly to do anything other than the "drugs are badmkaay evil is evil" bullshit. It's the same crap every time.
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#210 - amalone (12/07/2015) [-]
"Chemistry is the study of Matter and Change." That's what Walt said in the first lecture we see him give to the class. That sets the theme for the entire show. Walt is the matter, and his transition into Heisenberg is the change. Let's not forget the real Heisenberg was a scientist who came up with his uncertainty principle: you cannot know both the exact location of a particle and how fast it's going at the same time. You can only know one or the other at any given time. This is important to Walt's character as throughout the first season, we knew where Walt was (struck with cancer, and bound to a life of crime, but otherwise a pretty decent guy) but we didn't know how fast he was moving towards a darker Walt. A couple seasons later, after we meet Gus, and Walt becomes more gangster, we get a better understanding of how fast Walt's life is spiraling out of control. But since we now have a better idea of how fast his life is moving, we have a more limited understanding of where Walt is (psychologically of course). This is why it was such a shock when we learn that it was Walt who poisoned that kid with the Lily of the Valley: we knew he was moving fast towards the dark side, but we had no idea that Walt was in a place to do such a cruel thing. We knew how fast he was going, but not where he was, thus demonstrating both facets of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. THAT'S the theme of Breaking Bad, not "drugs are bad mmkay." Eat some yogurt so you can get some culture, and dig a little deeper.
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#157 - amalone (12/07/2015) [-]
I want a BB spinoff where Jesse tries to piece his life back together after Walt dies , but still finds himself being a sort of slave to the streets, since that's the nature of the beast. That's the first time I ever used a spoiler for it's actual purpose
#9 - rule 34 12/06/2015 on i like this 0
#16 - Picture 12/06/2015 on takedown +15
#17 - you're not supposed to talk about it 12/06/2015 on Last man standing +3
#60 - he's lucky to not end up in front of a tribunal...... 12/06/2015 on allahu snackbar -1
#59 - a truck in england 12/06/2015 on allahu snackbar +1
#24 - yes 12/05/2015 on The story of a man and his... 0
#46 - Picture 12/05/2015 on What are those? 0
#56 - and you die slow 12/04/2015 on Lumberjacked up foot +1
#164 - Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik 12/04/2015 on California gun laws -1
#42 - it's like a Buddhist etch a sketch..... 12/04/2015 on Because FUCK YOU +3
#134 - crosswalks...... 12/04/2015 on Always look both ways... 0
#57 - Picture 12/03/2015 on You can't not smile +1
#19 - congratulations on beginning your voyage of self discovery 12/02/2015 on Feels needed +1
#50 - whale tastes almost like dolphin..... 12/01/2015 on Friendly animal right... +1
#49 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Friendly animal right... -2
#60 - romuloid (12/02/2015) [-]
#124 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
#48 - that's not true, regular and reserve forces are over 300,000 p…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Friendly animal right... +1
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#95 - thatoneiranianguy (12/02/2015) [-]
300,000...I bet China is so scared.
#138 - kurbeh (12/02/2015) [-]
China could use 300.000 people as living ammunition and not give a shit.
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#187 - willindor (12/02/2015) [-]
Their military can make a bridge to Japan out of soldiers and squash everyone in Japan to death with bodies and they still would have more than half of their manpower left
#9 - lazy **** goblin 12/01/2015 on Call me a name or two, 0
#19 - there's nothing like a girl with rosy pink cheeks..... 12/01/2015 on Spakin Da Booty :^) +4
#10 - one little rock in the wrong spot....... 12/01/2015 on I would be a red mark on... 0
#36 - it was just foreplay..... 12/01/2015 on Wild Animals 0
#1 - these amuse me greatly... 12/01/2015 on Fuckin funnyjunkers 6 +3
#4 - or at least get them to pay for the wedding......  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on repost +44
#12 - newdevyx (12/01/2015) [-]
Eh, nope.

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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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