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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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Content Ranking:#1595
Comment Ranking:#1074
Highest Content Rank:#65
Highest Comment Rank:#355
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Content Level Progress: 84.4% (844/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Content Views:491591
Times Content Favorited:2292 times
Total Comments Made:9683
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#80 - I see murder is still an option......... 12/23/2015 on Choose one 0
#6 - a jif gif....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Oddly satisfying +46
#20 - blubblub (12/23/2015) [-]
Don't you mean a jif jif
#52 - Picture 12/23/2015 on Here she is!! +46
#9 - judging by the state of the planet he's only working part time… 12/23/2015 on God gets a part time job 0
#14 - Picture 12/23/2015 on Trying to sneak behind... +22
#13 - oh what a feeling! 12/22/2015 on are they kill? 0
#4 - uni students.... 12/22/2015 on when returning home after a... +1
#18 - lol 12/22/2015 on Not useing ad block? 0
#14 - I got some items from this site a couple years ago, …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Not useing ad block? 0
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#16 - brothergrimm (12/21/2015) [-]
If i ever hooked up with a chick wearingan FJ thong... i don't know how i would react. The scenario is so beyond me but this has proven it's a possibility.
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#18 - anonemous (12/22/2015) [-]
lol
#37 - exactly, this is why god gave us the .338 win mag  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2015 on how big a moose can get +3
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#38 - sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-]
im from texas we really have no need for such power
#84 - aerosol (12/21/2015) [-]
>from texas
>no need for such power
#76 - sketchE (12/21/2015) [-]
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#82 - sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-]
all i said was we have smaller game and no need for larger round ihave no desire for a civil war
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#83 - sketchE (12/21/2015) [-]
i know im just making jokes. but the people in alaska are crazy. my uncle once lured a bear into his trea stand to test his bear spray
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#179 - sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-]
Did he dead
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#189 - sketchE (12/22/2015) [-]
nah the spray worked
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#190 - sisterblister (12/22/2015) [-]
im glad for him
#44 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
No need for such power? FROM TEXAS? YOUR LIES ARE CRUMBLING DOWN AROUND YOU!
#100 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs.
We don't give a shit if there's no critters about that need a .50 BMG to put down -- we're still gonna buy 'em.
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#52 - sisterblister (12/21/2015) [-]
i mean for game bores are the biggest weve got
#25 - Picture 12/21/2015 on How to relax +5
#5 - there's being teabagged and then there's being teabagged 12/20/2015 on Dickslap -1
#3 - now ride it off the top.....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on maxed climbing skill +2
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#9 - swirlytwirl (12/20/2015) [-]
"Salam I am Hakim and welcome to JACKDONKEY"
#6 - .45-70 12/20/2015 on I side with the bear 0
#14 - expect to see more of this during the robot uprising.... 12/20/2015 on Robots with Katanas 0
#77 - Picture 12/19/2015 on I really need a hug.... +1
#14 - Picture 12/18/2015 on do you think you're funny? +3
#5 - Picture 12/18/2015 on All bears are clumsy and... 0
#3 - and under that project the Canadians built the scale model in jasper 12/18/2015 on Canada 0
#22 - om nom nom ************ 12/18/2015 on blackheaded python eating... +1
#24 - especially when you get to soldering the cpu 12/17/2015 on Random Fact Comp # +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on No chill 0
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#10 - secretzx (12/17/2015) [-]
You're not even trying
#4 - that is one helluva prank  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on bee careful +5
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#31 - toosexyforyou (12/17/2015) [-]
And pretty cheap to reproduce multiple times after you've got the bee suit.
#9 - this is why you chain the trap in the truck.... 12/17/2015 on Bear in mind that this is... 0
#17 - girl hunts her own food face it, she is more manly than … 12/16/2015 on Quite impressive +1
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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Or just post some content so we get new visitors from google (who don't use adblock).

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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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