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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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#42 - center of gravity, do you understand it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Pretty impressive 0
#45 - sometimeswefuck (12/29/2015) [-]
At this point I think hes struggling with just gravity
#37 - I started to go through withdrawal.... 12/29/2015 on Login / JS fixed 0
#12 - damn.... one of the first metal groups I got into..... 12/29/2015 on RIP "Lemmy" Kilmister 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2015 on WHEN YO GOVT SITS AROUND... +16
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#10 - interdasting.... 12/28/2015 on How to ruin christmas 0
#8 - or getting it caught in a ceiling fan 12/28/2015 on How to ruin christmas 0
#1 - Racism is learned..... right here on funnyjunk  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2015 on How to ruin christmas 0
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#9 - goodhomer (12/28/2015) [-]
No, Racism is natural and has to be unlearned.

time.com/67092/baby-racists-survival-strategy/
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#10 - anonemous (12/28/2015) [-]
interdasting....
#2 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
So is not touching a hotplate
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#5 - Whaaaaaaaaa (12/27/2015) [-]
or pissing on an electric fence.
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#6 - arkis (12/27/2015) [-]
or sticking one's dick in a light socket
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#8 - anonemous (12/28/2015) [-]
or getting it caught in a ceiling fan
#6 - Victoria falls, Zimbabwe Rhodesia 12/27/2015 on Swimming Pool. 0
#2 - only when the liberal party is in government....  [+] (11 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Canada is worst capitalist +11
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#6 - carlonord (12/28/2015) [-]
You know what's funny, I never heard a single person say they wanted Trudeau in office, now all I hear is how everyone wants him out. I remember getting on steam to have this girl I know suddenly message me with: "ARE YOU READY TO LET IN SOME SYRIANS?"

No one wants them here, Trudeau doesn't care and brings them in anyway, everyone mad at trudeau and wants the immigrants deported, in addition to keeping brown people out. Liberals butt hurt as hell.

I would've thought my country racist a year or two ago.
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#22 - OpticalIllusion (12/28/2015) [-]
I live in Ottawa during my school year and within my friend groups and my roommates friends and whatnot (ages 18-28) I'd say something like 95% voted for Trudeau. At least from my experience, it's the opposite. I heard so much about getting him in, and I have yet to hear any of this hate and want to get rid of him. I mean I've seen him be criticized for the refugee crisis and how he's handling, but that is it.
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#23 - carlonord (12/28/2015) [-]
Maybe that has to do with the fact that its in the city. I was in Toronto myself for my last semester (transferring to Sudbury because fuck that place) and I noticed that most of the people there were almost the total opposite of me and those I knew from the northwest.

I remember reading that the more rural a person's origins, the more likely it will be that they are conservative, and vice versa. Which would make sense considering the majority of opinions I've heard are from family, friends, or acquaintances of a description, all of which live in small towns.

Personally, I knew Trudy would probably not be a stellar choice, but honestly none of our friggin politicians listen to us anymore it seems, making such a choice pretty well mute. All n all, he'll get his time, hopefully won't be reelected, Syrians will go home, and hopefully we'll get a PM that doesn't just say that he'll listen. And god damn I hope people didn't vote for him because of weed.
#7 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Same here, I've only spoken to one person that actually wanted Trudy in office, though she's a complete airhead and voted for him because she likes the way he looks and not for his politics. Then again, I'm a redneck Albertan and the majority of us voted for the Tories anyhow.

As far as immigration goes, I've seen much the same thing. Pretty much every related article that I've read for the past year, regardless of site, absolutely crucifies the Liberals in the comment section. Everyone is genuinely terrified of becoming the next Sweden, or Germany. Such a huge issue, and yet so many people disagree with the way Trudeau wants to do things. It really makes me wonder if people actually voted for his hair and the promise of free weed.
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#28 - enlightednatzie (12/28/2015) [-]
So, exactly how is sweden bad...? We're pretty much the epitome of humanity and you know it.
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#16 - lotengo (12/28/2015) [-]
DId you actually get your free weed?

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#18 - carlonord (12/28/2015) [-]
take a guess
#26 - sacrilegious (12/28/2015) [-]
to be fair he's been PM for two months. takes longer than that to legalize weed
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#27 - carlonord (12/28/2015) [-]
And yet he can let the Syrians in.

Yes I know there's very little procedure to go through by comparison. That example bugs me because I know that very few people in that town out west that got 1000 of them actually was willing to welcome them, and the government just said you're getting them whether you like it or not.
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#19 - lotengo (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
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#20 - carlonord (12/28/2015) [-]
sorry
#5 - comment 3 12/27/2015 on Onward, steed +1
#8 - what the **** kind of useless degree is this person taking? 12/27/2015 on All A's!!!!!!! +3
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on aint neva scared +6
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#4 - ljxjlos (12/28/2015) [-]
Itยดs "und ich hab nichts gesagt", not "und ich habe nichts zu sagen"

Not salty, just trying to help.

also theyยดre a shit band.
#11 - Picture 12/27/2015 on does this make you angry? 0
#7 - he needs to understand the root of the issue.... 12/27/2015 on tree stiffy, i just wanted... +3
#18 - are they trying to measure a realistic body shape 12/27/2015 on comparing which one is bigger -2
#15 - how quaint 12/27/2015 on i want to live here 0
#5 - needs steel....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Concrete 3D Printer. +4
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#8 - mrstark (12/27/2015) [-]
Steel and mesh...
It'd crack more than a teen going through puberty
#16 - Picture 12/27/2015 on Thank you for being there... 0
#18 - Decorations from World War I Iron Cross, Se… 12/26/2015 on (untitled) +7
#2 - trying to eat an m14 is bad for your health  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Happy birthday jesus +2
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#3 - thetellerofstories (12/26/2015) [-]
I know, M4A1's are much better for a more balanced breakfast
#143 - Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime 12/26/2015 on anonemous's profile 0
#9 - Picture 12/25/2015 on SOULE IS A C--- 0
#3 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Scilenced knife -1
#16 - or sent to the First Order... 12/24/2015 on An unpopular opinion. 0
#24 - NOPE 12/24/2015 on Veet hair removal(The... 0
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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