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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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#4 - just lie about your age...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Legos +1
#8 - MDrDeathC (01/04/2016) [-]
That's ill eagle you fucking idiot.
#50 - Picture 01/04/2016 on Oh God Help Me 0
#11 - drag line 01/03/2016 on Interesting Crane +4
#80 - the last one....do not listen to people who tell you to put yo… 01/02/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does 2 +1
#20 - on funnyjunk for new years 01/01/2016 on when were you????? 0
#1 - pigs eat humans..... 01/01/2016 on Dragons 0
#8 - a plumber once told me that a straight flush was better than a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on poker hands +33
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#13 - jackthexiv (01/02/2016) [-]
oh, I'm sitting here thinking, it doesnt say that it isnt...
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#11 - akacitizensnips (01/01/2016) [-]
underrated and over everyone's head
#31 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does +6
#13 - that is a classic! 01/01/2016 on A weapon to surpass Loyal Gear +5
#26365 - thanks muchly for the info! 01/01/2016 on Ask a Mod 0
#26363 - Am I on a thumb ban right now? my thumbs seem to not work, als…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Ask a Mod +1
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#26364 - posttwo (01/01/2016) [-]
no ban
No idea
a lot of people are having an issue
I told red man about it alread
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#26365 - anonemous (01/01/2016) [-]
thanks muchly for the info!
#13 - now fj is a news channel? 01/01/2016 on Dindu Nuffin +8
#53 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Synthetic Lightsaber Crystals 0
#1 - Picture 12/31/2015 on 2015 in review +1
#3 - now that's some old school racing.... 12/31/2015 on race me, faggot! +2
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Stop being so x-ist guys +2
#85 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Until we colonize other planets
#18 - welcome back 12/31/2015 on Jesse fucking christ. 0
#4 - interestingly enough there is a game and anime etc....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on :^) 0
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#12 - frenzyhero (12/31/2015) [-]
SHIT COLLECTION FUCK OFF
#6 - Picture 12/31/2015 on It was a test fire +16
#6 - firenado, better than sharknado.... 12/31/2015 on welp im out 0
#15 - that is ****** up..... 12/30/2015 on Anons life is over +2
#75 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Help Admin, post content +8
#10 - either way he is going to be someones prison bitch..... 12/30/2015 on Poll: Blonde or black hair 0
#14 - sounds like a spinner..... 12/30/2015 on 4'11 girl demands 6' guy 0
#21 - well they avoid cameras... 12/29/2015 on even more facts +5
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
How to support FJ/Keep it aliveTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages next ยป
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This site costs a lot of money and time to run. It's also in danger of shutting down since everyone uses adblock and ads used to pay the bills.

You can donate here: gratipay.com/funnyjunk/

Or just post some content so we get new visitors from google (who don't use adblock).

Guide to posting content here: www.funnyjunk.com/Air+horns/funny-pictures/5500627/Help+fj+by+making+good+content/text/5450174/

Thanks.
User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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