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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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#956 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2015 on hey sluts, show me your face 0
#972 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
TERKELE?
#19 - I miss the old hippy beating days.... 11/11/2015 on US Amendment 1 +9
#627 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled image ** 11/11/2015 on Roll for your Fallout... 0
#20 - almost 40 11/11/2015 on How many different people... 0
#22 - Cool 11/10/2015 on Making ice cream +6
#6 - eastern bloc rednecks... 11/09/2015 on CYKA BLYAT +4
#13 - I think we'll need the double decker for this one...... 11/09/2015 on Lets all kneel down +8
#30 - sounds like this would involve Florida man... 11/09/2015 on You Fucked Up That Bad +10
#16 - he has never had to worry about money, he has had a trust fund… 11/08/2015 on IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GOYIM +1
#2 - tigers actually swim in water, your spray bottle will lead to … 11/08/2015 on Kitty! +2
#12 - this was a scripted reply created in a prep session by adviser…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2015 on IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GOYIM 0
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#13 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/08/2015) [-]
Budgets do in a sense, he over simplified it obviously but it's like saying the economy will fix itself. It's a gross over simplification of course but that's something politicians need now, soundbites to incite more questioning.
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#16 - anonemous (11/08/2015) [-]
he has never had to worry about money, he has had a trust fund since he turned 18, and he was a payed speaker at $10,000 a pop capitalizing on his last name, he has no clue about the real world
#9 - no krullers..... bitch 11/08/2015 on gifts 0
#11 - Picture 11/08/2015 on TIME TO PARTY!!!!! +2
#16 - how old does it need to be to start breathing fire?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2015 on Dose of Cute. +1
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#17 - specialistdozer (11/08/2015) [-]
It's like puberty. Hits everyone different. I've noticed some black marks on her bathing rock so I think she's already started. Will have to set up a hidden camera to catch the action.
#4 - Picture 11/08/2015 on Bacon +19
#12 - rekt 11/08/2015 on Amazing 15 second... +1
#69 - Picture 11/08/2015 on admin is moving on +30
#11 - play with fire, get the horns mess with the bull, expect t… 11/07/2015 on Fighting the final boss... +2
#11 - Don't drive upside down, it distracts the other road users 11/07/2015 on Learning the ins and out of... +49
#6 - Ma deuce is best 11/07/2015 on 94 Years of Service +39
#27 - Dont fire that indoors, you have been warned 11/07/2015 on Defending the booty on... 0
#40 - Picture 11/07/2015 on Sarah is not helping, cunt 0
#51 - Picture 11/07/2015 on well..shit 0
#10 - Picture 11/07/2015 on Who knew, right? +1
#16 - Picture 11/07/2015 on Some people 0
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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