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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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#6 - non non! alluha ackbar! baguette croissant! have s… 11/15/2015 on   +1
#8 - shoot it with your nugget!! 11/15/2015 on Angry bear in Russia +1
#23 - one method to return them 11/15/2015 on European invasion: Update +1
#20 - yes 11/15/2015 on ~Jinkies~ 0
#249 - I can the power 11/15/2015 on FJ Writes A Song 2 - Make... 0
#18 - Picture 11/14/2015 on (untitled) +4
#14 - I'm for sending the SJW's to ISIS to end all aggression... 11/14/2015 on (untitled) +1
#160 - if they are killed they believe they will have been a martyr f… 11/14/2015 on To France +1
#8 - Suddenly Tiger 11/14/2015 on Wait for it... +4
#154 - the terrorist want to kill anyone who disagrees with their bel…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2015 on To France +2
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#156 - shenro (11/14/2015) [-]
they're stupid then, bcuz they are way outnumbered and there is nothing to gain from this.
#298 - cptkerion (11/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, they are stupid. They're insane. They're crazy.
They are no longer rational beings.
What they do, how they act? It isn't founded in logic, logistics, or a doctrine of war. It's just madness and murder to beget more madness and murder...
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#160 - anonemous (11/14/2015) [-]
if they are killed they believe they will have been a martyr for allah, so they don't mind dying, it's just that a lot of innocents will be killed also
#16 - definitely a dragon... 11/14/2015 on Shapeshift 0
#28 - last report I heard was 118 dead, France needs some payback.. …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2015 on To France +4
#59 - cptkerion (11/14/2015) [-]
This will be France's 9/11.
Turkey has had theirs earlier this year, and we all know about The United States of America's 9/11.
May god provide succor to the souls of the innocent.

And to the fiends who did this, pray to your god for mercy, because you will get none in this life.
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#145 - shenro (11/14/2015) [-]
the terrorists pissed off murica and now they are at war with them, what the fuck do they hope to gain from attacking france and pissing them off too? do they want to be at war with both murica AND europe?
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#154 - anonemous (11/14/2015) [-]
the terrorist want to kill anyone who disagrees with their beliefs, the only solution is to kill them first
User avatar
#156 - shenro (11/14/2015) [-]
they're stupid then, bcuz they are way outnumbered and there is nothing to gain from this.
#298 - cptkerion (11/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, they are stupid. They're insane. They're crazy.
They are no longer rational beings.
What they do, how they act? It isn't founded in logic, logistics, or a doctrine of war. It's just madness and murder to beget more madness and murder...
User avatar
#160 - anonemous (11/14/2015) [-]
if they are killed they believe they will have been a martyr for allah, so they don't mind dying, it's just that a lot of innocents will be killed also
#10 - I highly recommend firing the .50AE should you get the opportu… 11/14/2015 on Desert Eagle's "Ring of Fire" 0
#16 - the best defence is a good offence 11/14/2015 on one brave vole 0
#62 - Picture 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan -1
#53 - OP's name....  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2015 on Halloween in Japan +1
#54 - bakagaijin (11/14/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Yes, I'm aware that I'm a stupid foreigner
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#64 - Ruspanic (11/14/2015) [-]
don't be ignorant man it means "powerful" in Japanese
#62 - anonemous (11/14/2015) [-]
#92 - D for done, C for complete ... 11/14/2015 on we all have/had that one... +2
#389 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled image ** 11/14/2015 on *roll* for admin's real face 0
#388 - classic 70's dodge truck 11/14/2015 on *roll* for admin's real face 0
#11 - you speak of strange things..... 11/13/2015 on GF 0
#124 - trade it for a newer model..... 11/13/2015 on Any car guys on the site? +1
#704 - **anonemous used "*roll picture*"** **anonemous rolled ima… 11/13/2015 on *roll* for one weapon to... 0
#7 - Picture 11/12/2015 on Everything is now MP4 0
#11 - Picture 11/12/2015 on Happy Birthday, Skyrim! +2
#57 - 10/10 would nom until arteries solidify 11/12/2015 on I came 0
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User avatar #144 - anonemous (01/11/2016) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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