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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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Content Ranking:#1623
Comment Ranking:#1095
Highest Content Rank:#65
Highest Comment Rank:#355
Content Thumbs: 23491 total,  25706 ,  2215
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Content Level Progress: 84.4% (844/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:19
Content Views:491539
Times Content Favorited:2292 times
Total Comments Made:9675
FJ Points:57048
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    Uploaded: 02/19/13
    Do you want to play a game? Do you want to play a game?
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    gas prices gas prices
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    for your entertainment 6 for your entertainment 6
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    wut? wut?
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    Fishing Fishing
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    new game new game
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    How to drink beer How to drink beer
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    first engineer first engineer
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    perfect gift perfect gift
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    home made water slide home made water slide
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    Uploaded: 01/08/11
    Fairy tale ending Fairy tale ending
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    a boy and his train a boy and his train
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    Happy birthday jesus Happy birthday jesus
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    let the games begin let the games begin
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    greatest drum solo evar greatest drum solo evar
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    First Snow First Snow
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    cop car crusher cop car crusher
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    who is candlejack? who is candlejack?
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    Rolling down the Highway Rolling down the Highway
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    google street view google street view
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    bad timing kitteh bad timing kitteh
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    Uploaded: 09/19/10
    around around
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    belt sander belt sander
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    duck duck
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latest user's comments

#8 - sounds like a good character for gameplay...... 1 hour ago on /pol/ has one week to live 0
#3 - Picture 1 hour ago on Straight outta Facebook 0
#14 - THOT 7 hours ago on Stay Classy 0
#144 - ad repeat after youtube 8 hours ago on anonemous's profile 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +9
#47 - innocentbabies (2 hours ago) [-]
Hey, that's us!
#10 - magic science with lasers!!! 13 hours ago on Lichtenberg figures 0
#1 - that is one happy goat  [+] (30 new replies) 14 hours ago on Taking the kid for a walk +197
#7 - filledwithdetermin (12 hours ago) [-]
Cause it doesn´t know what special surprise waits for it
#41 - floran (8 hours ago) [-]
never forguetti
#30 - aguycalledlee (9 hours ago) [-]
#17 - justleaving (10 hours ago) [-]
if you want source
it's not this one
nope
don't give up
you're doing it
almost there
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#49 - nephtus (7 hours ago) [-]
eh...
#50 - nephtus (7 hours ago) [-]
#44 - vexaton (8 hours ago) [-]
I've been fapless for about two weeks now, and I'm at the point where that shit gave me a boner... That is totally fucked...
#45 - justleaving (8 hours ago) [-]
well played
#46 - vexaton (8 hours ago) [-]

Gf was abroad and we agreed to be as horny as possible when she returns
#34 - muffincannibal (9 hours ago) [-]
Why are you encouraging this?
#8 - muffincannibal (12 hours ago) [-]
#70 - frenulum (4 hours ago) [-]
im having too much fun
#51 - rplix (7 hours ago) [-]
Fresh off the presses.
#42 - vexaton (8 hours ago) [-]
This is too fun...
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#35 - mvtjets (9 hours ago) [-]
He fucked the goat.
#11 - deviousxreaper (11 hours ago) [-]
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#31 - mrwalkerfour (9 hours ago) [-]
where do people make these?
#37 - deviousxreaper (9 hours ago) [-]
theirs an app called ditty
#40 - idrawfolks (8 hours ago) [-]
squonk
#48 - mindor (7 hours ago) [-]
oh gawd how did you do this ?
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#38 - mrwalkerfour (9 hours ago) [-]
i found it and i am having alot of fun with it. i called my best friend a pussy faggot on it already. its a 10/10 app
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#39 - deviousxreaper (8 hours ago) [-]
I usually make mine for normiebook or kik chats and I think i have too many maybe ill start posting mine and make a dank ditty compilation or something
#13 - elpsycongroo (11 hours ago) [-]
nvm
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#12 - elpsycongroo (11 hours ago) [-]
how do you do these?
#15 - deviousxreaper (11 hours ago) [-]
mobile app called ditty
#18 - elpsycongroo (10 hours ago) [-]
#26 - jhonnyz (9 hours ago) [-]
#65 - isuriand (5 hours ago) [-]
No luck on finding the underlying song for this one. Anyone know it?
#33 - mrwalkerfour (9 hours ago) [-]
#4 - zeroqp (12 hours ago) [-]
**zeroqp used "*roll picture*"**
**zeroqp rolled image**
#5 - that really bugged the kid.... 01/11/2016 on Staring down a praying mantis 0
#34 - magically ******* delicious post 01/11/2016 on Lucky Charms 0
#5 - he should have started with smaller bullets.....  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on You thought this was a bad... +65
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#8 - ledhendrix (01/11/2016) [-]
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#6 - putinlover (01/10/2016) [-]
#9 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
I LE UNDERSTOOD THE FERENERNCE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Q DSDSADF SF SDFASF
#11 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm also sick of this picture anon.
#10 - smartythechicken (20 hours ago) [-]

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User avatar #144 - anonemous (8 hours ago) [-]
ad repeat after youtube
User avatar #142 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #143 to #142 - anonemous (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, and I would be your little bitch anytime
User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
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