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#9 - Genghis Khan is more metal than Sabaton  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2016 on the more you know +221
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#133 - sharklazers (01/11/2016) [-]
a
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#112 - shrinkzz (01/11/2016) [-]
He's more brutal than Cannibal corpse.
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#24 - lucianakira (01/11/2016) [-]
no, the governor of that city is
#55 - rumpelstilzchen (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#9,
I love you both
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#57 - lucianakira (01/11/2016) [-]
i love people that love me
#28 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah yes, killing to innocent traders from the most powerful empire in the world, knowing that he would risk the city by doing it. I should note, that something that is left out is that he did it twice. Once if he really wanted to try and show resistance in some foolish way, maybe, but the second time is like luring a pride of lions into you village, and then kicking the male in the nuts, knowing damn well it will attack your village. That is just being a stupid asshole.
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#34 - shieeetposter (01/11/2016) [-]
Okay, see, this is what you need to remember:

"Genghis Khan retaliated by invading the empire with 200,000 men and killing the governor by pouring molten silver down his eyes and mouth"
#84 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
Was it excessive? Yeah. But again, did you miss the part where the guy he did this to murdered innocent people, twice?
#135 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
the joke is that they poured metal down his eyes and mouth, so he litterally contains more "Metal" than sabaton.
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#115 - thesovereigngrave (01/11/2016) [-]
He said the governor was more metal than Sabaton. He was killed by having molten silver poured down his eyes and mouth. Silver is a metal. It's a play on words.
#158 - lollypopalopicus (23 hours ago) [-]
Dammit man, I wanted to see if I could get the guy who posted the pun to come back and make another one, and you guys ruined it.
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#159 - thesovereigngrave (23 hours ago) [-]
Not to be rude, but playing stupid is generally a terrible way of doing that. Because people will just think you're actually stupid.
#160 - lollypopalopicus (23 hours ago) [-]
I admit, not one of my best decisions. That said, I had only 2 hours of sleep out of 48 at that point. The pretending itself, was born of stupidity due to sleep deprivation, I suppose. So, at least assessing me at that particular time, they would not have been wrong.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go and see if there is some other, even stupider things I have said and forgotten about.
#94 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Are you serious?
#6 - And then the judges give her an 8.2/10 01/11/2016 on insane moves by Soviet... 0
#12 - These are what I look forward to every day 01/10/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 18 0
#15 - Paper Mario anyone? 01/10/2016 on look it 0
#143 - It's incredibly easy to get out of Bowser's thing unless you h… 01/10/2016 on Unreal Disrespect 0
#8 - I could see him doing that in a fit of autistic rage 01/08/2016 on Anon is an IT guy +55
#4 - Damn that credit card one was satisfying  [+] (18 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 17 +188
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#108 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd satisfy you all night baby
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#38 - batmansbong (01/09/2016) [-]
that shit made so uncomfortable for both parties. after i heard she went to ralphs (the gorcery store) i started to feel bad because my family has been in situations where i felt this was the only option left to survive (i didnt however, for that exact reason above). im pretty sure that wasnt the situation but you can never just assume someone's position in life, becuase they might have kids themselves even at 19. i think confronting her at work may have been unnecessary beucase now she might have to continue stealing from other people to survive, unless shes one of the rich kids who steals just to steal in which case she had all this coming.
#98 - akaito (01/09/2016) [-]
Non american here, why is going to Ralphs a bad implication?
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#100 - dtox (01/09/2016) [-]
Its a grocery store, implying she stole to possibly buy neccesities such as food.

Its not a bad implication to buy from ralphs, but for someone who is only 19 years old to steal in order to buy from a grocery store might mean that they're a fair bit of desperate.

Still doesnt make it ok, just saying.
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#133 - obesehobbo (01/09/2016) [-]
it sucks that she would have to steal to get food but she should at least try to use an federal aid instead.
#140 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Getting federal aid is getting harder and harder these days. The right is so completely convinced that 99% of people receiving aid are just living it up in middle class, eating steaks and buying brand new cars.

When really the numbers of people so far receiving aid caught living beyond their meanings is something like under 5%. The vast majority of people receiving aid need it. Many more of us need it as well, it's little wonder so many people of my generation are killing themselves because they can't afford a place to live or food to eat or the basic necessities of living in today's society - hell you even need money to get a job, IF you can anyway.

However they've been trying to short funding for federal aid, and have been fouling up the process so fewer and fewer people get their cases reviewed for acceptance or rejection. I'm physically crippled and have severe, nearly random memory issues - I've been searching for a job I can perform and not be fired as a liability for for twelve years. Soon as I hear the right's been up in arms about a single shill in the program, I come to find out my case and a ton of others have been shelved or are in what amounts to a holding pattern.

Stale bread and water for years now's not really helping.

Theft is going to become more common like this. I'd be lying if I said I haven't considered it.
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#146 - obesehobbo (01/10/2016) [-]
this is very true
#123 - ciacheczko (01/09/2016) [-]
Or maybe she just went there to get herself a soda after work, and stole that money for entirely another reason? Just because someone who steals visits a grocery store, it doesn't mean he stole money specifically to buy food. After all, everyone goes to grocery stores, because everyone has to eat, so this doesn't really imply anything.

Just like we shouldn't assume she didn't have an understandable reason to resort to stealing, we shouldn't assume that she had one either.

On a side note. I guy I knew told me a story. He once was in a financial situation so dire he had to steal food to survive. And he got caught once. The security guy had seen his desperation and let him off the hook, didn't do anything. Eventually this guy worked himself back up, came back to the same store and gave this security man more than enough money to cover for the stuff he's taken before.

So there's stealing by copying credit information, and there's this. If the chick had actual capacity to steal multiple credit card information, I doubt she had the same problem.
#128 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
She spent $200+ according to the woman in the car. It's still possible she bought $200+ worth of junk, but maybe she took the opportunity to stock up on supplies because she wanted to avoid "needing" to steal again.

I mean, stealing is stealing, and dealing with it can come down to what's right/kind (in a humanitarian sense) to what's just. The woman in the car took what could be considered the just route, while that security guard took the kind route.

It's hard to tell with kids. "Are you a little shit or are you desperate?" One thing about the Starbucks girl I admired is she immediately fessed up. She didn't even bother trying to lie. Still, she's a thief, and somewhere down the line, she either got greedy or mismanaged her money.
#143 - batmansbong (01/09/2016) [-]
dont know why you were thumbed down anon, lets get you back even
#77 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Honestly, no. It's your own bad life choices that lead to someone having a kid at 19 and committing credit fraud. Especially doing something that's so easy to track down and punish, further driving you down societies ladder since you aren't getting rehired at starbucks with a charge like that.

The sort of person who makes the choice to commit credit fraud is usually stupid enough to get into a situation where that even entered their head.
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#14 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
That made me very uncomfortable and stressed me out.

I fucking hate confrontations like that.
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#45 - biggbosss (01/09/2016) [-]
Same. i had to fiddle with something just to get through
#41 - jamintomusic (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah same here especially since credit cards are insured and shit, it wasn't her money that was stolen was the banks and they reimburse you no problem, they even had video evidence like damn, talk about wanting to make a seen.
#150 - sacrilegious (01/11/2016) [-]
I dunno. A scene would have been inside the restaurant, out here no one saw but the parties involved. I think she just wanted to embarrass her and make sure she never did it again. I think she went on too long but the kid did apologize.
#116 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It will be a lesson to never try that shit again. People don't earn their money just so some kid can steal it. I hope she goes to prison
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#81 - teepoteater (01/09/2016) [-]
Well at least the dumb bitch wont try stealing from someone again. Whether the money belongs to the card holder or not, it's fucking low and horrible to steal someone's credit card information. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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#30 - hapasan (01/08/2016) [-]
Me too. Watching that stuff makes me extremely uncomfortable.
#14 - Some of these have no actual proof. We shouldn't jump to concl… 01/08/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 15.5 +4
#30 - Why did he lose all his gains  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Dakimakuras +1
#63 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Artstyle.
#33 - I can't tell if she's speaking in Engrish or in some asian language  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy +1
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#34 - riptydes (01/07/2016) [-]
It's Korean. Not the best one either.

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User avatar #11 - yourafaggotharry (08/30/2013) [-]
wtf man thumming down that comment, getting tired of your ****
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why did you thumb it down?
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why are we thumbing **** down now bro?
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shouldnt have thumbed it down man, get ready to eat mouse poop for afternoon tea
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