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#75 - you ****** nerds need to shut the **** …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Feels -30
#345 - mrkoolman (03/13/2013) [-]
#178 - superturtle (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #142 - applerapist (03/11/2013) [-]
You make yourself sound retarded for saying that
#117 - tgptrixie (03/11/2013) [-]
Telling people how to live their lives is no better feat sir please refrain from speaking your hypocritical non-sense and get a life yourself
#96 - xsap (03/11/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up faggot
User avatar #111 - anonefg (03/11/2013) [-]
LOL keepin pictures like that just proves youll never get a real girl :P
User avatar #122 - kakariko (03/11/2013) [-]
Says the guy using :P.
User avatar #119 - xsap (03/11/2013) [-]
says the guy named "anonfag" with EFG picture
#80 - haloforlife (03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe people have got laid and have a life but can still be Lonely, damaged and sad.
YFW
User avatar #84 - snowshark (03/11/2013) [-]
Holy shit... that is the best use of that meme that I have ever seen.

*wipes tears of joy from his eyes*

Thank you, haloforlife... thank you.
#76 - caplocker (03/11/2013) [-]
[mom joke at your expense]
#69 - all these fukin chink posts are retarded she shoulda died to g… 03/10/2013 on and now to think of the title -7
#42 - lol good job mother nature theres that fukin horrible overpopu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on he came so far -4
User avatar #44 - Hreidmar (03/09/2013) [-]
There's a fine line between being funny racist and asshole racist. You fell off that line in the wrong direction.
#54 - u kids are all fukin silver 5 ******* lol 03/07/2013 on iBlitzcrank -3
#34 - >kindergarden >ask teache if i can go to bathoom … 03/07/2013 on My story for 4chan +7
#22 - Lol what a ******* ugly bitch 03/04/2013 on My cat has an evil plan -5
#371 - l0l you guys are ******* retarded if you cant tel…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel -6
User avatar #374 - phtholognyrrh (03/01/2013) [-]
the fuck kind of ass-shit for brains do you have in your head to make you say such stupid shit? do you literally vomit retarded sentient turds every time you express a thought, or just when you come here?
#384 - justanotherzombie (03/01/2013) [-]
The lines are not swollen; it says "newest tattoo" when you say that people assume it's bran new. There for this is most likely pen.
User avatar #390 - phtholognyrrh (03/01/2013) [-]
newest=brand new? you are full of dumb. assume? its getting better: we are up to our necks in you ass-shittery now. bran? so the tattoo is breakfast. wow you really are dfbvj.. c ewjc [phtholognyrrh drowned in your shit]
User avatar #401 - marmaladeface (03/01/2013) [-]
Dude, you're being an unnecessary ass. There is nothing wrong with what 384 had to say.
User avatar #372 - bromop (03/01/2013) [-]
This may very well be fake, but what do you base your conclusion on?
#107 - Shut the **** up Carlos that wasnt even funny  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Robin Hood of the Pirating... +2
#111 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
what did i do ?
#109 - berkut (02/28/2013) [-]
The funny thing (for me) is that my name is actually Carlos.
#122 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
beaner
#15 - As you can see, no ***** were given.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Risky assignment -9
User avatar #16 - andrz (02/28/2013) [-]
You just reposted anon's comment from like 6 comments down?
#54 - holy fuk you kids are nerds. get a life or get laid or somethi… 02/27/2013 on Oh Puns -2
#21 - Jim went to live with his uncles parents? So basically his gra…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on that really rustled his... -1
User avatar #33 - garvielxloken (02/27/2013) [-]
Jim went to live with his uncles, parents eventually split***
#56 - holy shet stfu nerds you little kids reaelly need to get a lif… 02/26/2013 on Good Guy Harry. -3
#52 - u guys really need to get lives u fukeen nerds this ***…  [+] (22 new replies) 02/25/2013 on No more little scar -73
#132 - ralps (02/26/2013) [-]
This
User avatar #131 - xmissvendettax (02/26/2013) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY, BLASPHEMOUS WHORE MOUTH!!!!!
#123 - hammarhead (02/26/2013) [-]
#119 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/26/2013) [-]
#112 - shithapenns (02/26/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #136 - osborneman (02/26/2013) [-]
you, my good sir, are a legend
#97 - Yojimbo (02/26/2013) [-]
#81 - clittyrubquick (02/26/2013) [-]
#72 - shreddddzd (02/26/2013) [-]
#62 - hipthrusts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88 - floopdawhoop (02/26/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder how often you get your username linked in the NSFW section...
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#124 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
were you that guy who had a blue account and rolled a pony..? if so... you are my hero
#125 - hipthrusts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #98 - floopdawhoop (02/26/2013) [-]
Not many people dislike hipthrusts.
User avatar #60 - xenoquack (02/26/2013) [-]
Do something about it then.
#59 - mircavera (02/26/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion but that doesn't change the fact that your wrong and should subsequently die in a hole.
#70 - mrcrowleysr (02/26/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #234 - mircavera (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I try so hard.
#82 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
You're a Grammar Nazi, did you know that?
#56 - quirrelmort (02/25/2013) [-]
#102 - u guys are total fukken nerds get a life you faggots this kidd…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Favorite Lines -18
#111 - garagesale has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - Lightclaw (02/26/2013) [-]
0/10
Didn't even rustle me.
#108 - SevenForOhNoe (02/26/2013) [-]
#16 - you guys are fukkn nerds you need to get over this harry …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Favorite Lines -101
#116 - clopfic (02/26/2013) [-]
Congratulations on the 100th red thumb!
User avatar #118 - makonendrak (02/26/2013) [-]
Can I get the sauce for this?
User avatar #126 - clopfic (02/26/2013) [-]
I don't know what this is from, but if you take it to the image boards, you might find out.
#97 - neverccd (02/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - Sethorein (02/25/2013) [-]
Jeez... You rustled a lot of jimmies o_o
#50 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
So has 9/11. You don't see me telling those families to get over it.
Inb4 anon is a moralfag.
User avatar #47 - rabaneristo (02/25/2013) [-]
Not everything in life comes with an expiration date.
#46 - trickytrickster (02/25/2013) [-]
I hate you so much, I willingly did math just to thumb you down.
#41 - sheperdofthestars (02/25/2013) [-]
When you love something as a child, the only reason you let it go is if you lose your childlike sense of wonder. The only reason you stop loving something from your childhood is because you no longer can see the world as anything but cruel, dark and uncaring.

I'm so sorry, anonefg. I'm so sorry you can't see the light in the world anymore.
User avatar #67 - Sethorein (02/25/2013) [-]
Well I dunno... I stopped liking HP in the 12th grade but it wasn't because I lost my childhood sense of wonder or magic or anything... I just didn't like where the plot went after book 3. Everything became about killing people, you stopped learning new magical spells and instead went into horrifying situations where the threat of death is ever-present. The world steadily became a magicless shithole and the moment it returned to its wonderful cheery self that I'd fallen in love with at the start... it was over.

Chronicles of Narnia is my comparison to HP. No matter how dark it became, it still felt magical. I still felt like the world was a world of childhood wonder even when it was ending. No one died forever and if they did it was a peaceful, happy, contented death. I felt at peace when reading Chronicles of Narnia and awfully bitter when reading HP.

No fault to the writing though, it's a quick and interesting read... It just isn't something I love with a passion anymore... Not because I don't see the light in the world, but because I feel IT tried so hard to force me not to.
#59 - theoddanon (02/25/2013) [-]
that made me question myself more then it should
#34 - fodrizzler (02/25/2013) [-]
#30 - jarofdirt (02/25/2013) [-]
#26 - budokai (02/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you just went full retard. NEVER go full retard.
User avatar #20 - exarzero (02/25/2013) [-]
They said the same about star wars. Don't waste your time like an ass.
User avatar #19 - dwraith (02/25/2013) [-]
Dude, don't go into maximum overtroll like that. You'll hurt someone.
#50 - That was ******* gay . This is FUNNYjunk not FAG…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on "I have the right" -23
#54 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Sometimes it hurts when I pee
#439 - I think OP is literally autistic if he couldnt tell people wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on FJ, stop being so gullible -1
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#40 - I dont think enough people realize the KKK is NOT hate organi… 01/15/2013 on Yet Another WBC Post -6
#1432 - lol 01/14/2013 on Most viewed content, Thumb... +1
#82 - No one said it was willingly though. 01/13/2013 on Is ruined +2
#109 - **** whoever damaged the car that badly just for … 12/22/2012 on For illegal parking -3
#3406 - hi 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +7
#54 - All these underage kids thinking its the teachers fault. Inc downvotes  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Someone's had a rough day. -2
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#70 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Teachers help you learn. With their experience, they add things to the learning process. The main form of learning is through reading the fucking texts.
User avatar #55 - fenrir (12/12/2012) [-]
Well I'm sure there will be some incorporated downvotes. You may still wind up with +1 or something.
#158 - Over CCR? Lol, no.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Gamers -3
#159 - JesusForReal (11/14/2012) [-]
Definitely over CCR unless they have AoE cc.
#156 - Why the **** would any of you buy CDR boots? …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Gamers -12
#208 - colehaffner (11/14/2012) [-]
wow gold, tell me more about how fucking incredible you are at this game
User avatar #200 - kyrill (11/14/2012) [-]
you're what fucks up the community
User avatar #168 - midboe (11/14/2012) [-]
You seem way to happy from getting your Gold icon.
#162 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
it's an option for vlad and orianna, not usually the best, but can be an option if the enemy team has low MR
#157 - JesusForReal (11/14/2012) [-]
CDR boots are good for supports..
User avatar #158 - anonefg (11/14/2012) [-]
Over CCR? Lol, no.
#159 - JesusForReal (11/14/2012) [-]
Definitely over CCR unless they have AoE cc.

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#3 - fedegon (04/06/2013) [-]
Penis.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kolpster (04/19/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #5 to #4 - fedegon (04/19/2013) [-]
askudonge
not **** , just jokes, a few of them sexual, most of them lesbian
User avatar #6 to #5 - kolpster (04/21/2013) [-]
I was curious, I'm sure I'd seen it before and she definitely was a she. Thanks.
User avatar #1 - bobJML (06/02/2011) [-]
What's up?
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