Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu


Rank #34265 on Comments
no avatar Level 153 Comments: Faptastic
Send mail to anonassassin Block anonassassin Invite anonassassin to be your friend
Last status update:
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/29/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 748 total,  927 ,  179
Comment Thumbs: 532 total,  639 ,  107
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 153 Comments: Faptastic → Level 154 Comments: Faptastic
Content Views:38433
Times Content Favorited:65 times
Total Comments Made:286
FJ Points:1393

Sort by:

funny pictures

  • Views: 24427
    Thumbs Up 685 Thumbs Down 132 Total: +553
    Comments: 26
    Favorites: 51
    Uploaded: 07/19/12
    Deadpool etiquette Deadpool etiquette
  • Views: 10208
    Thumbs Up 178 Thumbs Down 25 Total: +153
    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 8
    Uploaded: 08/04/12
    normalfags normalfags
  • Views: 2787
    Thumbs Up 36 Thumbs Down 12 Total: +24
    Comments: 6
    Favorites: 6
    Uploaded: 12/29/11
    Coherent sentence? Coherent sentence?
  • Views: 836
    Thumbs Up 24 Thumbs Down 8 Total: +16
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 04/07/12
    Origins Origins
  • Views: 740
    Thumbs Up 4 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +2
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/09/11
    Capslock allows me to read minds Capslock allows me to read minds

latest user's comments

#37 - I like your story. You think I can read it when you're finished? 09/10/2014 on Still waiting on that feels... 0
#17235 - Alright, will do Thanks 08/26/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#17230 - Okay,I've decided it's time to get fit. I'm overweight and I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17232 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Lift while doing cardio and eating less then your body needs by about 200 calories. This should allow you to retain muscle mass while shedding pounds month after month.
#17235 - anonassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
Alright, will do

#2691 - **anonassassin rolls 42,902,233** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#1003378 - tfw I know someone who says **** like that 07/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1002732 - Yeah, but I haven't found new chapters after 112 07/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1002427 - Obama is now gambling with Noseratu and a middle school studen…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1002546 - marlton (07/28/2014) [-]
Is it still ongoing?
#1002732 - anonassassin (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I haven't found new chapters after 112
#343 - I got caitlyn. I like this  [+] (47 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
User avatar #351 - Maroon (09/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind Vi. The whole "bad girl who can break me in half" thing is strangely a turn-on.
#432 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
I'd take Vi over C8lin any day. Vi's fists don't need to be reloaded and can thoroughly deal with multiple people at once. I bet she's pretty good at killing zombies too.
User avatar #434 - Maroon (09/24/2013) [-]
#441 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
Seriously though, tough chick who knows exactly what she can do, can rip you in half, and has the ability to punch a zombie so hard it kills the other zombies behind it, with that glorious pink hair? There's only so much blood that i can have in my penis and still function.
User avatar #1148 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
gets bitten once and turns against you
#1571 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Goddamn man, it's like you've got something against the most fun mid. If armor is only going to reduce damage by a percentage then zombie bites doing damage means that they are effective enough to one chomp any tank except ones with a shield.
User avatar #1572 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
exactly, so dont get a melee char, they dont really suit the oneshot zombies
#1573 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
The way you're describing these zombies, or at least their population, makes it seem like no one could survive. Thousands that require head destruction and they're pretty quick too. Where's the fun in that?
User avatar #1574 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
never said they were quick, said that someone who needs to be up close and personal to kill em is gonna get bit, especially someone as loud as vi who will attract more zombies
#1575 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Still I suppose if you built the right items and the zombies were more akin to Killing Floor, L4D, or any other series where the zombies aren't super viral, then any champ could make it out. You ever seen an attack speed Vi? That's some crazy shit. Just CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK, dead. No such thing as tank with percentage damage.
User avatar #1576 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
only problem with as vi is that armor reduces her % dmg
#1577 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah but when most tanks build health it makes literally no difference. Even if they do build armor, you still chunk off abot 10% of the 12.5-14% you would of the squishier enemies. Plus that flat damage combined with the bonus of 150% of your AD you get from a fully charged Q wrecks shit when you AA then E real quick. The E doing a flat damage rate I believe 125% of your AD. If you build spirit of the lizard then that E also procs the DoT burn damage. In short, Vi is the anti-tank tank.
User avatar #1578 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
vayne is the anti tank, shes disgustingly op tbh
#1579 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
They both of disgustingly wonderful chunking abilities, but every Vayne I've seen has been a straight up cunt. Every single one. Whether they're good or bad, I end up wishing they'd choke on their mouse. I always get shit ones on my team and it seems to be about 75% of the opposing ones are damn good. How can one ADC bring out the worst in people?
User avatar #1580 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
they get the feeling that theyre important and think that everything that isnt going right is everyone elses fault, besides vayne is such an op unbalanced char when it comes down to it all, stun, escape, invis, tard speed, tard damage etc, shes op
#1581 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Nothing as annoying as an uppity Vayne imo. I wish some other character would take over as "The Champion with the Highest Skill Ceiling," like Xerath. I bet if Xerath got popular he wouldn't be getting that unnecessary rework.
User avatar #1582 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
theyre reworking xerath? but he works fine, hes fun as hell to play
#1583 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
2nd least played mage... I think I heard something about Viktor getting reworked in season 4 too. That will be a dark day. The two most fun mids getting reworked, I just hope they at least make them OP.
User avatar #1584 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
thats sad indeed, why do they always change the chars that dont need it...
#1557 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
We used up all those replies...
That CD be super short between the first and second use. I'm pretty sure zombies would be squishy enough to only need the one or two. If there are still zombies then just dash into and knock em back/in half.
User avatar #1558 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
she dashes, one of the zombies she goes through accidentally scratches her with its teeth
#1559 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
How? Through the gloves? She bowls em down while leaping through the air. What zombies are we talking about? Squishies with some special ones? Your typical slow and durable, but only tough because they ignore pain and require little to function, remove the head to win, do not ignite, zombies?
User avatar #1560 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
were talking about the ones that are in the thousands surrounding you and her sinnce shes so loud
#1561 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
That describes nothing but the level of zombie outbreak. Also, ride piggy back while she ults a far away zombie last second and abuses that blast shield to Q through some more. If that's not enough to get on the other side of the crowd then I'm curious as to how you'd expect any champ to escape unscathed. Unless those zombies are all super squishy, in which case E, E, AA any that get near you before she Qs or ults out.
User avatar #1562 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
pick a champ like rammus who their bites wont penetrate the armor, or pick lucian, that dude just slaughters em en masse
#1563 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Like Lucian can do anything that another ranged carry couldn't do waaaaay better. Armordillo's armor is natural, as in flesh. If he gets bitten in a soft spot, or they gnaw through it, if he just sits there as a ball, you have an unstoppable zombie after you covered in spikes. Also champs build armor, are we counting that, are we counting items? If those zombies have supernatural strength and durability then they could bite through non built armor pretty quick.
User avatar #1564 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
except lucian has fast aoe, really fast aoe, vs slow weaks thats the best power
#1565 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah, guns beat zombies. You're not answering my other questions.
User avatar #1566 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
those are holy guns with a fuckton of aoe, thus they blast away half the zombies body, and since hes a marksman that includes the head.
and even if i dont agree with rammus ill let you have that one since he does take damage from creeps and such
#1567 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Ok so carries are easy mode for the zambies. What about this item business? Cause carries are still pretty bad when they have no items.
User avatar #1568 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
dont really matter if you oneshot everything anyway, i just mentioned the item business because of armor
#1569 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Well I'd assume that armor and shields could prevent physical attacks, kind of a big thing to overlook. These zombies still have no description aside from a population.
User avatar #1570 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
armor can only block percentage of damage though, and her shield isnt suited for extended combat in that sence since its so small and runs out fast
#1423 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
yeah but would a zombie know how to work those trucks she calls gloves?
User avatar #1425 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
i doubt it takes skill, and even if it did you are defenceless in a zombieapocalypse
#1437 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm imagining the zombie just drags them around cause zombies aren't very smart. I'm willing to bet that zombies can't dunk.
User avatar #1471 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
yeah, but you have no weapons or such, and vi is a zombie, even if shes a retarded useless one you still have no weapon or defence
#1483 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh, the name of the game isn't "what if?", it's "how fucked are you?" I'd say anything but an ADC, and even then most are ranged, would make a fine zombie slaying companion. especially once they hit their late game.
User avatar #1487 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
you think that the angry overconfident melee char will be able to get out of this without getting bit? try running through a wave of creeps dude
#1488 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
Have her punch one zombie, clear a cone behind them. Also you can't get bit when you're dashing around shielded. Zombies corner you? Punch corner into nothing. Zombies surround you? Ult and a path is cleared. Vi can do whatever she wants.
User avatar #1491 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
she doesnt have any items so her defence is for shit, and she as i said isnt very clever
#1494 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
Her fists would be a whirlwind of steel (or whatever they're made of) and zombie guts. League champions are champions cause they're good enough at murdering shit that they get their own status and stadium to slaughter each other in. I'm pretty sure Sona could survive a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #1501 - admiralen (09/24/2013) [-]
except she can only attack with a 0.78 attack speed
#1529 - trolololel (09/24/2013) [-]
Dude, if the enemy team is squishy, Vi carries with attack speed, damage, and life steal. Those enemy carries are only so nice from a far, up close, they're ice cream, and she has ten spoons.
User avatar #1541 - admiralen (09/25/2013) [-]
yeah, but close up personal any zombie oneshots her with a bite
#1555 - trolololel (09/26/2013) [-]
Zombies too busy reeling from punches that come through other zombies. I'm sure the second a tanky zombie comes with a group of lesser ones she might be in trouble but zombies are probably squishy as balls and she's got a shield and percentage max health chunking.
User avatar #1556 - admiralen (09/26/2013) [-]
shes got a cd on that attack though
#35 - I guess I'm not the only guy who thought of doing that 07/27/2013 on lel +2
#683022 - AWW YISS TIME TO DOWNLOAD DIS **** 07/04/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
[ 286 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe 4chan
Join Subscribe animemanga
Join Subscribe assassintime
Join Subscribe deadpool
Join Subscribe lol-channel

user's friends

Sort by:


Total unique items point value: 4873 / Total items point value: 9507
[ 27 items Total ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - xXFrostyXx (09/26/2011) [-]
I have taken your comment virginity.
I have taken your comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - anonassassin (09/26/2011) [-]
 Friends (0)