Why are you so against talking on your profile? I mean I don't mind, but it's kind of funny.

And what do you mean you got hit by a truck? Was it a
*pulls out little red truck*
A toy truck?
*Crashes it into your leg*

Naw, a Chevey. And it only grazed me. x3~ It felt like it tore my socket out of place, but it's just a little sore. The jerk didn't even stop to see if I was okay! D:

What a jerk. e we

But why were you in the road? DON'T BE THE CHICKEN. ; n;

Wasn't; he turned too far into the side. Was just some tanish truck, so really, it's fine.

;-; The worst part is, this isn't the first time this has happened to me. *Unlucky~*

he probably didn't think he hit you. Or it's just because guys in trucks just don't give a fuck. I've never been hit by a truck or any kind of moving transportation.

OH LOOK~
I made dinner. :D
Hope you like pork and potatoes because that's what I made. D;<

Nope, he sped off, so he knows he hit me. I could practicly hear his tires scream "Oshotoshootoshoot"

Looks gewd. >:3 But I had breakfast for dinner. Self mades.

lol I really had pork and potatoes self made. Like a woman! >:D

I had breakfast for breakfast though. ; o
How is today going? Any injuries yet?

;-; Actually, yus. Well, no. Kinda.

I had weight training twice today, and I burnt myself out the first go stupidly by putting 360 pounds on the leg lift machine. D: I did 5 of them strait.

Soooo soooooore~

lawls.

I'm going on a hike... A HIGH HIKE~ : DD
My friend thought it would be fun to go on a hike up this local mountain, so when I'm done babysitting I am going there. * v*

>:O That's awesome!

: D it was~

xO Some cute girl named Stacy (I made fun of her for that. "Stacy's mom~ Has got it goin' on~" "My adoptive mom is black and old. She doesn't have it going on." "... STACY'S MOM! HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON!") invited me to go camping this weekend. xD Asked if I drank or smoked or anything like that. "I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do weed or drugs. And I don't do parties.. I'm the funest non-fun person you'll ever meet", I said.) I had to turn her down, though. D:

;-; Needs me some computer times.

lol I would never turn down such an offer.
Free camping~ I love camping <3

Even if they did drugs and drank I would still have the time of my life~ : DD

Eh~ It could have been fun, sure. But they wanted to go to some cabin in the woods, near Camp Itchy Twatchy.

I'm -not- getting murdered by no Itchy Twatchy Slasher.

YES! ONE HUNDREDTH COMMENT! MWAHAHA!

lol still sounds fun. I love a good adventure~

And that sounds like a really fake camp name.
Once again... I would regret nothing.

xD! Well, I like near Wickey Watchy, so Itchy Twatchy is kinda a fan name.

Oh cool. So umm.....








How is potatoism?

Oh you know. It is what it be when I do what I do.

Start a new thread if you don't want to litter yours.

:3 I don't mind making a mess of mine. ^~^ Go ahead and start.

But you're cleaning up your own dishes this time, got it?

I can't believe you gave me AIDs. ; n;
lolololol

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day,so thank you sir. :3

How have you been?

Pff, you gave me AIDs, too! *Points an accusing finger*

I've been decent. :3 A quite weekend, reading a book. x3~ It's nice to be boring. Much more entertaining.

Apparently, Stacy had fun. Well, she did, before the tree fell on the cabin they were at. :3 Had to sleep in the cold. Mwahaha.

How is you? ^~^

HA

We trashed my place way more than yours... but I don't mind. Make yourself comfortable. :3

*Looks around* Wow!

Fancy place! :o *Flops on the bed* ARGH! MY BACK! D: I thought it was a waterbed! Curse you, misconceptionous bed!

lol'd

Wow this is a nice place. I never noticed.
*pushes you off* My bed!
I don't share with those who can't appreciate the springiness. 3:<

*flails off it* Garr!

*Blinks, looks at the foot of your bed* ...

; n; I don't like that gif.

MAKE IT GO AWAY I'LL LET YOU BACK UP. ;;;;; A;;;;;

*Throws a shoe at it*

*FATALITY!*

*FLAWLESS VICTORY!*

:3 Done and done. *Pushes ya off, flops down on it*

*grabs pillow and holds it to self*

You can have my whole damn room if you keep that thing away.
*clown phobia* No joke.
What are you afraid of??? *raises eyebrow*

To be honest, both not much and a lot; not much because I'm not afraid of clowns, or anything like that. It's just one thing.

Darkness.

Not because "i don't know what's in there", or 'Fear of the unknown'. Just darkness. Pitch, unholy darkness. Because when I'm surrounded completely by it, in silence, I see things move when they shouldn't. Tendrils of shadows flitting across the room that move out of sight when I look to them, but come back if I stare too long.

Which is why I say it's a lot of things, because technically, there's a -lot- of pitch darkness. But you want to know the worst part?

If you put a fucking clown gif or some shit I will fucking end you, but what's the worst part?

I laughed. xD! I'm not -that- evil.


The worst part is, that's where I'm the most a peace. Where I can think the clearest, in absolute silence. Even with monsters roaming around the room, the walls pulsating with shadows, and the ghosts of whispers coming from under the wallpapers, it's one of the only places where I'm truly together.

Ironic, no?

wow, that is ironic. I really like to embrace the darkness as long as I am sure that it is safe. I mean some people say it's never safe, but I think it can be. And peaceful. I mean there is nothing to distract from thoughts that roam through your head all day.

Something funny is I fear being alone more than I fear being in even the most disturbing darkness because you can conquer darkness with others at your side, but there is no one to keep your sane in aloneness.
*nudges you over to sit next to you*
I'm glad you showed up on my profile. You're a good person to talk to. :3

I try. :3


However, on that note, I gotta head tom bed. x3 School tomorrow, and I dun wanna sleep in class on the second week. I'll talk to you tomorrow! :D

LOL you must be in a different time zone. c x

Have fun at school I suppose. :)

I HAVE RETURNED!

And I bought you this duck. I hope you liek.

(Enlarge for full effect :D)

Well, I do like ducks.... but I prefer them feathered.... or illiterate.

>:3

Whaaat? Noooo...

But it's a creepy, epilepsy duck!

Aside from rustled jimmies, how was your day?

Sexy. I got hit by a truck.


... Waitaminite. That's not sexy! >:O

Hello

Wasn't expecting such a swift reply! I'm doin' gewd, how you doin'?

Damn right chu are.. Damn right chu are..

So I've been flailing through your content, thumbin' em all up. A little let down there was so little, though. D:

I've had two previous accounts and they got deleted. They had all my content.

And as of now I just don't have many witty ideas nor do I care much about thumbs.

Ah. I started posting a month or two back, can't really remember. x3 Peoples seem to like it, so~ *Shrugs*

I think they like the content, but hate the contenter.. Er..

Yarr. D: Can't tell a joke worth crud.

Well, that's not kind of them. Unless you are an asshole. In which case I feel bad that you feel the need to act like that.

So if you can't tell a joke, how do you get content ideas? Or fans for them?

Naw, I don't think I'ma jerk. And I don't post my OC's on FJ. x3~ Can't handle rejection like that. I post things that I've stored on my computer over the years pre-FJ, and some things I look for myself.

I have a sense of humor. I think I just have too many people on my tail about a note of unfuniness that it ruins what I'm goin' for~

And what exactly are you going for?

Mainly?

Funny. D:

I don't mean for this to sound rude or anything, but it's an honest question.

Do you really care about making content for people you don't know if you don't think they will think it's funny? Doesn't that make you feel worse than just lurking in the shadows and posting when something funny does come up?

That's not rude. It's an honest question. Here, a gift from me to you for that. :3

Anywho, no, not at all. I enjoy making other people happy, even if I don't know them personally, you know? It's an accomplishment. I complain that I'm not very funny with words, but in the end, I don't think that matters. If they're happy with what I have, then i'm happy. ^~^

Well it's good to have that feeling of accomplishment I suppose. I just don't want people to subscribe or anything because then I feel like I have to put out new content even if it's not the greatest.

I have a feeling that we may be friends, so just a heads up - I don't like peanut butter. : 3

:3

Oh god. x' DDDDDD

I don't like oreos either.

Let's try together. I baked the cake, now you get the frosting okay? :3

Ayah. D: I only got halfway through it.

That's okay. Now we can have two flavors to choose from. : DDD

That looks fabulous btw. You took nothing and made it into something.

So what kind of things do you like?

Hrm. I guess a lot of things, really. Dark humor, light humor, clean jokes, dirty, music, books, some plays, if they're any good.. Really, I think I'm the swiz army knife of 'likeing'. A jack of all trades. :3

how 'bout chu? Like anything in particular?

I mean in general I like all of that stuff too. I really enjoy writing though. I have a book coming along very nicely, so look out for my name. hahaha jk

But yeah I like tennis and singing and writing. Movies are nice in moderation and I like to laugh so I come here, but there aren't many LOL's here anymore. I usually find them in the comments and that takes forever to go thr- OH MY GOD THE CAKE

Ayah.. Well, we're safe. But.. The cake..

Bah.

Well, yes! I love writing, too. I spend most of my time writing up fantasy stories, poems, usually horror if I get into it,

I loves me some Lovecraft. :3

CrapcrapcrapcrapCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!

Saying hello? D:

Well then hi~ :)

That took a very long time x3 But yus, hai :3 How're you? c:

Yeah, sorry I forgot profiles could even have comments.

I'm very well, how are you. : 3

Silly billy :3 and I am very well thank you c:

3: Adventure time?

Sure...adventure time

Who are you and why are you here.

Well obviously i'm StevieMaxis. i'm here to make a friend

Okii~ :3

Good morning. i've prepared eggs and bacon for breakfast.

Aww thanks. I enjoyed them thoroughly~ :3
And funnily enough I cook too and made you some waffles, but no worries, they are not blue. c x

Thanks, sweetie x3 that was thoughtful c:

Hey, we should get to know more about eachother :3

:3 well, I currently am hyperventilating because my new neighbors are hicks and I feel like they are going to stalk around my house like strangers. Now, I like strangers.... but not so much the hicks. c : But I do like cereal. and strawberry milk.

Well, take a second to breathe :o I like to meet new people, and i'm a pretty nice guy if you're nice to me (which you are, so yea :3) Also, y favorite color is red.

my favorite color is blue..... pretty much any shade but the boring in between that we oft see. :3

I can tell you are pretty nice~ ^ v^
I am too... unless people write strange things in my comment section without prior notice. c x
I go to a community college but I am also a junior in HS. its a program they have.

oh neat, you're still in highschool like me c: I'm gonna be a senior next year, which is cool.

You got any unusual talents?

:D we are in the same grade! c :
welll, I am pretty usual... I can't play instruments I only sing in the car. I am a mediocre drawer..... I can write stories. :D they are pretty abnormal though. . ^.

haha, we got some stuff in common. I cant play worth a shit on any instrument and the best I can draw is a stickfigure. I cant really sing, but I do like music :3 I listen to mostly classic rock and vinyl.

I like pretty much everything. Take out the hard rap and country.. I really enjoy string quartets and classical piano.... c 8 and some old stuff, a lot of things get old for me and then some remind me of my dad so I will listen but not really enjoy. haha

thats really neat :3 hey, this might sound wierd, but you wanna give me your number so we can text?

ummm... well. . okay.... but not yet. I don't have good experiences with giving people my number.

hello? :o

I understand :o we can wait a till you're comfortable doing it. Anyway, name time. My name is Charles c:

lol I'm so sure.
so what have you done today? Are you out of school yet for the year?

where you go? :o

I've been out for a few weeks now, actually. and you should be sure x3 my day got better cause of you c:

and replay on my profile so we dont have this big jumbled mess on yours

heeey~ :D

How was your day? :3

It was good c:

Got better now that i'm talkin with you :3

it wont let me reply to your other two comments so Ill put it here. c :

I enjoy talking to you too~ I didn't mean to leave to abruptly, but I have like 3 papers to write that are due tomorrow. I came back because I felt bad for leaving so fast. c x

Talk to you tomorrow. :3

Hello c:

okii~ Talk to you tomorrow <3

My name is Danika.... dan-ih-kuh
some people say duh-nee-kuh when they say it and that is not right. - .-
OKAY! :)
so why is your name stevie if your name is charles?

Well I hope to see you later. I really like talking to you c:

just for the hell of it really :P No real reason.

And thats a nice name too c:

d'aww, thats adorable!