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#2 - >Open note >Something blows into your face >Y… [+] (6 new replies)	09/13/2015 on Living off the land, when...	+233
#18 - dorfdorfdorf (09/14/2015) [-] >open note >something blows into your face >its joHN CENA >DO DO DO DOOOOOOO #12 - turbodoosh (09/14/2015) [-] >It's bird flu #11 - balor (09/14/2015) [-] >Open not >Send this to 5 friends or suffer bad luck for a week >Throw note in river >Bear 5 miles away shits in river >Get sick from drinking water #7 - burytia (09/14/2015) [-] > open note > something blows into announcement's face > terrorists still managed to post anthrax to him > allahu akbar #3 - thecrayzeeman (09/14/2015) [-] >open note >something blows into your face >it's feathers >you dun get it #4 - randaxkull (09/14/2015) [-] >open note >something blows into your face >god damn it >glitter bomb
#45 - Picture	09/12/2015 on hail	+20
#13 - Comment deleted	09/08/2015 on /k/ Senpai	0
#21 - It's pronounced "Gezoos" and... I don't know you. [+] (1 new reply)	09/08/2015 on Take The Wheel	+20
#31 - gorathsm (09/09/2015) [-] SAO Abridged is one of the better abridge series. Now, kill them all
#37 - Gotta go fast! I spend to much time on this	09/06/2015 on Is It Dead	+42
#49 - Git gud ***** , HH is ez mode [+] (1 new reply)	09/06/2015 on Playing a soldier in MvM	0
#50 - mewtastic (09/06/2015) [-] I got it confused with Botvarian Bash. THAT shit is hard.
#4 - That got out of hand can really quickly.	09/05/2015 on Never fall asleep in this...	0
#7 - Where are you? [+] (5 new replies)	09/05/2015 on Objects out for us	+22
#11 - lejunkyfaceman (09/05/2015) [-] #54 - cormy (09/06/2015) [-] I prefer this version but still, awesome song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=afCjxKLTDco #10 - lejunkyfaceman has deleted their comment. #13 - yodaiam (09/05/2015) [-] How? #14 - lejunkyfaceman (09/05/2015) [-] hooo hooo hooo hoo hoo
#20 - JOHN CENA	09/02/2015 on 4chan Comp #37	0
#15 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	09/01/2015 on 4chan Comp #36	+44
#77 - yaybacon (09/02/2015) [-] mcburd you have some explaining to do. #75 - gabikak (09/02/2015) [-] #25 - andrewtk (09/02/2015) [-]
#12 - It's paper. [+] (1 new reply)	09/01/2015 on Slinky Bust Blonde	+1
#13 - joaomartins (09/01/2015) [-] Oh...I feel stupid
#14 - Am I doing it right? [+] (1 new reply)	09/01/2015 on Sausage Fest	+65
#25 - myopicprophet (09/02/2015) [-] So right.
#194 - Picture	08/29/2015 on Vault 15	+9
#185 - ***** place me in a radio station. [+] (2 new replies)	08/29/2015 on Vault 15	+26
#190 - dndxplain (08/29/2015) [-] nigga #194 - announcement (08/29/2015) [-]
#10 - To jail for what? Shop-(cart)-lifting? [+] (28 new replies)	08/26/2015 on Awesome!	+279
#48 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2015) [-] This isn't an anime post. Take your shit anime gif and die. #144 - bobducky (08/27/2015) [-] #80 - enslavedyouth (08/27/2015) [-] Aww, does it upset little Sanders? #125 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2015) [-] Yeah it's disgusting and only half relevant. I like Paul Blart mall cop, but could you imagine if I replied to everything with a Paul Blart Mall Cop related image and uploaded Paul Blart Mall cop content all the time? Nobody else would care. I wouldn't do it because I'm not a massive faggot, fat basement dweller, social outcast loser. Paul Blart Mall Cop > Anime. #152 - enslavedyouth (08/28/2015) [-] See, now I'm getting what you're saying. Perhaps people would not jump your throat if you were to refrain from using kindergarden insults, if you can even call them that. Alas, this is FJ and people just do whatever the fuck they want. I don't like Steven Universe, doesn't mean I have to bitch about it. #153 - KingMcSanders (08/28/2015) [-] You'd probably feel like bitchin about it if people were posting steven's universe content all the fucking time and using steven's universe related images in their comments. #154 - enslavedyouth (08/28/2015) [-] People already do that, bro. No need to demonize it, just click next. #155 - KingMcSanders (08/28/2015) [-] Paul Blart Mall Cop > Steven's universe #26 - toiletpaper (08/27/2015) [-] if he steals enough of them, yup if you got caught and taken to court they'd probably try to nail you for the cost it'd take to replace the carts. if that cost is over $1000 then GRAND THEFT CART #83 - Shramin (08/27/2015) [-] Small thefts go up to 5000 dollars, anything under is minor theft. #49 - plaruti (08/27/2015) [-] but the part where he paid for them... you know, the opposite of stealing? #73 - drackmore (08/27/2015) [-] You don't pay for the cart, you put in a quarter and it slides the key out the back, so when you're done shopping you return the cart to the cart area and slide the key back in and get your quarter back. #51 - mewoveyouwongtime (08/27/2015) [-] He didn't pay them as in bought them, he simply rented them. People rent the cars to be able to shop with them, but instead he just stole them and sold them. #53 - grpeephole (08/27/2015) [-] But at no point did he sign a contract.. #68 - anon (08/27/2015) [-] It's like when you sign up for something like a website, by creating an account you agree to the terms and services. The same thing with say riding a public bus or a train. By boarding and paying you agree to their terms and services, being you'll to show proof of payment if asked by an employee along with other possible situations. Same as "renting" a cart. By paying and taking the cart you're agreeing to their terms. Usually it's simple shit like you won't deface, steal, etc. the cart. >>#52 In the US it isn't common, but some of our airports have it for luggage carts as well as malls, amusement parks, etc. for strollers. It's the same concept. #107 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-] But that would mean they have to show you the TOS for you to agree on it. It's illegal to do that if you don't actually show the person the contract he is agreeing upon. You have the right to see what you are signing up on. #135 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-] It's not actually a rental, more of a deposit. You put the quarter in, use the cart, load up your groceries, and then put the cart back in the stack to get your quarter back. You don't actually pay anything. It's brilliant, because it prevents idiots from leaving their cart in the the lot like an asshole. #136 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-] How does it prevent anything? You could just use a knife to unlock it. #141 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-] Because it's much easier to put a quarter in? In europe you won't see a single cart out of place. People don't want to lose that coin no matter how small the value and you have to be considered pretty retarded to pick a cart lock. #142 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-] But, but, free scrap to sell #143 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-] #137 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-] Yeah, if you don't want your knife back. #52 - plaruti (08/27/2015) [-] i know.. buying at 25 cents would be silly. but the way he worded it was funny. I've never heard of renting shopping carts #140 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-] It's not much of a rental, it's more of an incentive for people to put back the carts so they can get their coin / token back . People are lazy, but greed is stronger. #129 - anon (08/27/2015) [-] You could call it renting, but you get your money back after so not really #63 - soerd (08/27/2015) [-] It's a thing in many European countries(I could be wrong about where, they had them in Germany when I went and I've never heard of something like that in the states but other than that I don't really know.), each cart has a "key" on a chain that locks it into the next one in a chain. You put in a coin and it pops out the key so you can use the cart. Then when you're done with the cart you put it back and use the key of the cart in front of it to get your coin back. The chain on the key is too short to unlock itself, so it's basically a built in deposit to use the cart. #65 - ThaGame (08/27/2015) [-] i work at a grocery store that uses those type of carts and you can use key like thing that you use to open canned ham to unlock it without having to use a quarter. even a blade would work as well #87 - shorea (08/27/2015) [-] or you can use a Token which you can get in many places (I got few hundreds of them in my house) and we even give them for free in a store where I work.
#27 - Picture	08/22/2015 on (untitled)	+1
#78 - You can't prove that. [+] (1 new reply)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#71 - The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler … [+] (3 new replies)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Right but I know you still fell for it. #78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] You can't prove that. #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#69 - Let me guess. Every other day? [+] (5 new replies)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#70 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] #71 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler Seriously One of these is blank. #72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Right but I know you still fell for it. #78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] You can't prove that. #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#67 - And how often are you able to deploy such a gun in a dense jungle. [+] (7 new replies)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#68 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] About as often as I find myself in a dense jungle. Never. #69 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] Let me guess. Every other day? #70 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] #71 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler Seriously One of these is blank. #72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Right but I know you still fell for it. #78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] You can't prove that. #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#64 - Even still, these things probably won't even be fazed by most … [+] (9 new replies)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#66 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Considering the gun itself is 619.5 lbs, and fires a 30mm antitank round, there isn't a single living thing that could continue living after getting sprayed by the gun. The gorilla would be red mist in the breeze. #67 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] And how often are you able to deploy such a gun in a dense jungle. #68 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] About as often as I find myself in a dense jungle. Never. #69 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] Let me guess. Every other day? #70 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] #71 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler Seriously One of these is blank. #72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Right but I know you still fell for it. #78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] You can't prove that. #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#61 - I think you don't give the gorilla enough credit. I think… [+] (11 new replies)	08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you?	0
#62 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] I said if it's not charging. It it's charging, your best bet is the GAU-8. #64 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] Even still, these things probably won't even be fazed by most bullets. Don't underestimate the resilience of a 400lb Primate that is mostly muscle. #66 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Considering the gun itself is 619.5 lbs, and fires a 30mm antitank round, there isn't a single living thing that could continue living after getting sprayed by the gun. The gorilla would be red mist in the breeze. #67 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] And how often are you able to deploy such a gun in a dense jungle. #68 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] About as often as I find myself in a dense jungle. Never. #69 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] Let me guess. Every other day? #70 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] #71 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler Seriously One of these is blank. #72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Right but I know you still fell for it. #78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-] You can't prove that. #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#32 - Top kek.	08/14/2015 on Emily!	+18
#32 - Look at all that funny.	08/13/2015 on Black Light	+5
#33 - Shiiiiiet ***** then why you sayin' you game. [+] (3 new replies)	08/13/2015 on Playing a soldier in MvM	+1
#48 - mewtastic (09/06/2015) [-] I can easily buy a ticket and play. I'm really good with Scout and Sniper, and I can do okay with pyro and maybe soldier. I'm pretty good and I'm up for some Two Cities! Just not Hamlet Hostility. (I think it's called that) That mission is fucking evil. #49 - announcement (09/06/2015) [-] Git gud nigga, HH is ez mode #50 - mewtastic (09/06/2015) [-] I got it confused with Botvarian Bash. THAT shit is hard.