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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:9/14/2011
Location:that one city in that one state
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#158 - Picture 08/16/2011 on LOL NOPE +1
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User avatar #387 - annalisa (08/16/2011) [-]
**annalisa rolls 592**
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#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#262 - women lie because of idiots like you who think that women who …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness -9
#272 - anonymous (08/15/2011) [-]
if a key opens many locks then it is considered a master key.

if a lock is opened by any key then it is considered a shitty lock.
User avatar #265 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
1. i'm a girl
2. from living in the world i live in yes... these are facts
#275 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#254 - now see thats a double standard right there...  [+] (9 new replies) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness +5
#286 - anonymous (08/15/2011) [-]
An old saying will explain this.

"If a key can open many locks, it is a good key. If a lock can be opened by many keys, it is a bad lock."

boom
#288 - anonymous (08/15/2011) [-]
Oh shit, someone already posted that
User avatar #259 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
yes it is. which is why women lie about wanting to fuck the guys around them. they want to have sex with them all just like guys do but are shunned for it.
#262 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
women lie because of idiots like you who think that women who have sex with different guys are whores or sluts and we cant actually come out about it... duh!
#272 - anonymous (08/15/2011) [-]
if a key opens many locks then it is considered a master key.

if a lock is opened by any key then it is considered a shitty lock.
User avatar #265 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
1. i'm a girl
2. from living in the world i live in yes... these are facts
#275 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
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User avatar #139 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
I deleted the comment with the scary face, it's too scary to look at.
User avatar #141 to #143 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
lolz ok...
User avatar #140 to #143 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
thts y i sent it to another friend >:D
User avatar #142 to #144 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
hahaz so they can be tormented in their sleep too???
User avatar #143 to #146 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
lol and he gave it to another friend. He didnt even delete it XD
User avatar #144 to #147 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
lolz...its just gonna go around and around until in like 6 months itll get back to us... >.<
User avatar #145 to #148 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
yeah thn we get back again with it.
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User avatar #93 to #94 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
well thats kinda creepy >.<
User avatar #94 to #95 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Now im gonna hate going to bed tonight
User avatar #95 to #96 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
lol hahaz...
User avatar #96 to #97 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
hey ur gonna deal with it too XD
User avatar #97 to #98 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
luckly for me i have a whole day ahead to forget about it XP
User avatar #98 to #99 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
me too! but ur still gonna have to come back to ur profile and still see that XD
User avatar #99 to #100 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
grrrr... DX
User avatar #100 to #101 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
*T r o l l face*
User avatar #101 to #103 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
ok then...
User avatar #102 to #104 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
im sorry. *hugs you with a sad puppy dog look on face*
User avatar #103 to #105 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
its ok *hugs back with a laugh*
User avatar #104 to #106 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
yay! *happy face with a blush X3*
User avatar #105 to #107 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
awwwzzz u blushed!!!!! XD
User avatar #106 to #108 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
*blushes harder and says shyly* i-its easy for me to blush when....yeah.
User avatar #107 to #109 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
*smiles and hugs u again* ur just so cute!!!
User avatar #108 to #110 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
*close to fainting in happines with a happy face and a big smile while drooling* thnx. *
User avatar #109 to #111 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
*smile* it just the truth
User avatar #110 to #112 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Were gonna be best friends i know it.
User avatar #138 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
*hugz*
User avatar #137 to #140 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
*hugs*
User avatar #134 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
awwwwzzz!!!! *hugz* bwestested fwiend!!!
User avatar #135 to #138 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Yay *:3*
User avatar #132 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
of course i wanna be bwestest fwiends D: how could you doubt me :'(
User avatar #133 to #136 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
i dont *hugs really hard, blushes and rest head on ur shoulder* bwestest fwiend
User avatar #130 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
agree on what??? :)
User avatar #128 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
exactaly... u know how much time has passed which means that u dont think we r gonna end up best friends D:
User avatar #129 to #132 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Only best friends would agree
User avatar #126 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
but you know how much time has passed :O DX
User avatar #131 to #130 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
That on how much of a conversation is and how we get along in topics makes us best friends. *sad puppy dog face* thats unless u dont wanna be bwestest fwiends D':
User avatar #127 to #130 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
an hour and 50 mins
User avatar #124 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
we've talked over an hour??? lolz... i didnt notice... plus most of the time has been with 2 separate convos at the same time hahaz...
User avatar #125 to #128 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
yup we did, i know cuz i was watching steve wilkos which is an hour long. we've been talking for an estimation of an hour and 40 mins. Best friends dont even know how much time goes bye when talking in a very intersting topics and getting along.
User avatar #122 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
but why??? :O
User avatar #123 to #126 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Because regular friends would have just talked for about 10 mins. Not over an hour.
User avatar #120 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
hahaz =^.^= <---kitty cat
User avatar #121 to #124 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
<(' o'<) Look at my kriby dance
User avatar #117 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
lolz especially when made by someone as cute as u... :D
User avatar #119 to #120 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
\(-^0^-)/
User avatar #115 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
purple lines are pretty
#116 to #118 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
yess they are
yess they are
User avatar #113 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
oh really now? and what path would that be?
User avatar #118 to #116 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
The path to a new friendship.
#114 to #116 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
The path to a new friendship and a very good one
User avatar #111 to #113 - annalisa (08/09/2011) [-]
lol and how do you know that?
User avatar #112 to #114 - pikminz (08/09/2011) [-]
Becase every time i start talking and it goes in this path, it always leads to a very good friendship.
User avatar #86 - CHEENO (08/06/2011) [-]
D: If you read this make a new account and add me so we can talk about death note and stuff xD
User avatar #87 to #88 - annalisa (08/06/2011) [-]
i still can pm and comment on my profile... FJ isnt that mean to blocked ppls
User avatar #88 to #89 - CHEENO (08/06/2011) [-]
So what happens if people actually thumb you back to shape. Will you like get unbanned?
User avatar #89 to #90 - annalisa (08/06/2011) [-]
idk... maybe... but that would be hard to do seeing as the ppl hate me XD
#90 to #91 - CHEENO (08/06/2011) [-]
WooHoo! Level One! Mission Accomplished!

I'm heading for bed. Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #91 to #92 - annalisa (08/06/2011) [-]
lol ok night night
User avatar #40 - kermheat (08/04/2011) [-]
Alright i'm done.


Btw : Don't red thumb me just because you're pissed.
User avatar #41 to #42 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
you threatened me with 4chan... how dare you think im just pissed right now.
User avatar #42 to #43 - kermheat (08/04/2011) [-]
You probably don't even know what it is.

Expect to be banned by morning, you deserve it.
User avatar #44 to #44 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
Backed up. A ban is guaranteed by morning.
User avatar #46 to #46 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
IT IS MORNING!!!!!
User avatar #48 to #48 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
Your particular timezone is not worldwide. Dumb bitch.
User avatar #52 to #50 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
i know that ass hole...
User avatar #43 to #44 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
i dont deserve to be banned... wtf? and it is morning btw...
User avatar #45 to #45 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
And you do indeed. Woman need to know there place.
User avatar #49 to #47 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
my place is right next to the guys... **** you for thinking other wise... women are just as good as men... now get the **** in the kitchen and make me a sammich
User avatar #56 to #51 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
>women are just as good as men

You aren't even close. Men having been doing all the work since they existed. Women are weaker physically, emotionally, and even mentally. More than 90% of the world leaders are men. You are an inferior object who's only purpose is for breeding.
User avatar #58 to #58 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
without women men wouldnt survive... i do most of the work in my house so stfu you dont know anything about me... history sucks and you sir can go suck a dick... im going to bed... ps... im sure im stronger then you emotionally and mentally, good day sir
User avatar #47 to #47 - kermheat (08/04/2011) [-]
I thumbed down just about everything. Our mission is complete, rejoice brother!
User avatar #51 to #49 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
I did the same. And her th­umb count is still dropping.
User avatar #53 to #53 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
you guys guys missed some :P
User avatar #50 to #49 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
im still here woot woot! :P
User avatar #54 to #52 - kermheat (08/04/2011) [-]
check your profile, you cannot post content or comments.
User avatar #57 to #56 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
She is banned. ******* women.
User avatar #59 to #59 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
you wish you were...
User avatar #60 to #61 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
Funny thing that, I'm OP.
User avatar #61 to #62 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
ya whatever.... just have my sammich ready by the time i wake up later...
User avatar #62 to #63 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
Sleep is for the weak.

Definitely explains why YOU need it.
User avatar #63 to #64 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
im not weak... if i were weak would i be able to continue this argument?
User avatar #64 to #65 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
You're weak.

Because you're a woman!
User avatar #65 to #66 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
and your an idiot.

Because you're a man!
User avatar #66 to #67 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Say that to my 92 gpa in highschool, in all honors classes + taking AP chem in junior year, in which most kids will take in senior year.

Yeah : I'm an idiot.
User avatar #67 to #68 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
you're a sexist bastard, that's why you're an idiot.
User avatar #68 to #69 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Lol, far from it, i've said nothing sexist. Although you've been spouting sexism out of anger.
User avatar #85 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me!
O, what men dare do!
User avatar #83 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
Asses are made to bear, and so are you.


and you say im ignorant and stupid...
User avatar #84 to #85 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
asses are made to bear? You're making no sense.
User avatar #81 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
Oft expectation fails, and most oft there
User avatar #82 to #83 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
i don't understand
User avatar #79 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing
User avatar #80 to #81 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
what..?
User avatar #77 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
Method in this madness.
User avatar #78 to #79 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
i see no method.
User avatar #75 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
wtf? im not ignorant... or am i? >.> <.< no im not.... lol how do you think i am?
User avatar #76 to #77 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Because your trying to be against sexism and defend women by being sexist yourself.
User avatar #73 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
what? immense ignorance and stupidity? im neither ignorant nor stupid... i dont know where you get off saying i'm either
User avatar #74 to #75 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Nearly half of your comments prove your ignorance.
User avatar #71 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
then stop acting sexist and just leave me alone...
User avatar #72 to #73 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Not leaving you alone has nothing to do with sexism. I'm just intrigued by your immense ignorance and stupidity
User avatar #69 to #70 - annalisa (08/05/2011) [-]
you just support sexism because you're most likely lacking in another department... "little man syndrome"
User avatar #70 to #71 - kermheat (08/05/2011) [-]
Didn't i just say i'm not sexist?

You're acting more sexist than anyone who made a comment to you.
User avatar #55 to #56 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
shush, i want my sammich now
User avatar #38 - BrickHead (08/04/2011) [-]
You are 13 thumbs down away from being banned. I could make an alternate account, put on a proxy and deal the final blow, but first I will give you 10 minutes to delete any of the comments you want.

Timer starts now.
User avatar #39 to #40 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
im not gonna delete any comments... go ahead and be a douche bag idc.
#37 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
You guys are all total douche bags for being so mean to this girl. why don't you just grow some balls and apologize
#26 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
she claims she is rich and beautiful and has friends and nice parents but if she acts like this IRL too... LOL
User avatar #30 to #27 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
i never said i was beautiful.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
Oh trust me i will... :D
#34 to #28 - discombobulated **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #35 to #35 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
your weird. lolz jk
#22 - discombobulated **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #23 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
I hope she does. Thats nice of you. its very hard to say sorry online
User avatar #32 to #32 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
and she did ;D
User avatar #28 to #23 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
whatever.
User avatar #20 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
Guys stop posting mean things here! shes done god dammit! you haters
better stfu!
#16 - discombobulated **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #17 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
You are endless stupidity
#10 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
why didn't u stop ages ago rather then comment like 20 times and save yourself all of the trouble of being called a bitch all of the time
User avatar #12 to #10 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
Wheres the fun in that?
#13 to #12 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
if you find this fun then why complain you stupid bitch
User avatar #14 to #13 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
because of people like you. if i didnt complain then i wouldnt be able to reach llort status.
#18 to #15 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
trust me you are definitely not llort status, no where near, keep trying but you will never get there
#9 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
First of all, you are very ugly. Nobody wants you. That's why your parents hate you.

And you're stupid. Very stupid. Usually ugly bitches like you are smart, but nope, you are one heck of a dumb bitch.

You fail at life, kill yourself, please.

And whatcha gonna answer to this post? " **** u u piece of **** anoymous"?
User avatar #11 to #9 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
im not even ugly. i have more friends then you do. My parents must not hate me if there willing to spend 1,000 dollars on my birthday. i have mostly A's in school. I actually have tryed to kill myself. so ya shut up you stupid ass anoymous.
#15 to #11 - discombobulated **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #16 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
im not rich which is why they love me for spending money on me. i have tons of friends and like i said earlier i get mostly A's with like 2 B's.
#23 to #22 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
no one really gives a **** if you get A's or not and how would you know how many friends anon has are you a stalker or something because that's the only possible way you could know
User avatar #24 to #24 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
discombobulated said i fail at school so i was stating that i didn't. I'm not a stalker either... why are you people even on my profile anyway???
#29 to #25 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
**** it, you're not even worth proving how incompetent you are.. oh and you spelled anonymous wrong, just saiyan
User avatar #33 to #30 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
I'm not incompetent you ass. and when did i spell anonymous wrong?
#36 to #34 - Pittsy (08/04/2011) [-]
try and find it, or can you not even do that
User avatar #17 to #16 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
STFU no one likes you. you're are such a cruel heartless person! do you know how mean you sound?!
#5 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
lol u fat ass bitch
User avatar #8 to #5 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
anonymous ass
User avatar #7 to #5 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
stfu fat ass bastard
User avatar #1 - gohansrage (08/04/2011) [-]
Haha you stupid bitch that's what you get for being an idiot.

User avatar #3 to #1 - neoncloud (08/04/2011) [-]
Thats harsh. and pointless
User avatar #2 to #1 - annalisa (08/04/2011) [-]
What do you mean "thats what you get"? i didnt even do anything...
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