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#8 - Ya know this had me thinking, when I am lying in bed and for n…  [+] (4 replies) 10/12/2016 on WAKE THE FUCK UP +27
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#21 - explosions (10/12/2016) [-]
Pretty sure it's your brain thinking your dying. Seriously it freaks out real quick (The jolt) then realizes your fine and just leaves you hanging.
#20 - panzech (10/12/2016) [-]
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**panzech rolled image** I once had one of those jolts when I was sleeping at school, with my head on top of the desk/table - my seatmate laughed her ass off. Thankfully no one else noticed, otherwise it would've been embarassing as fuck.
#10 - armanamra (10/12/2016) [-]
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**armanamra rolled image** when you dont move for too long your brain tries to see if you still can. it checks if you're still alive basically.
#11 - lionxroar (10/12/2016) [-]
"Hey, you tryna sleep? Or you dyin'? Lemme check that..."