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animalsslamina

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#3 - hahahahahaha invite friends over to play GoatZ. Turn on screen… 05/12/2015 on what a time to be alive +7
#62 - One. Otherwise I would be a marines engineer. 04/13/2015 on Fap material 0
#21 - Licensed marine engineer. And you do realize that the lathe mu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Fap material +3
User avatar #58 - megamouth (04/12/2015) [-]
when i read it i read it as he was threading the belt that makes it turn.

don't do drugs kids
User avatar #38 - greyhoundfd (04/12/2015) [-]
I think it was supposed to be a joke.

You're a marine engineer? That's cool, how many marines do you engineer a day?
User avatar #62 - animalsslamina (04/13/2015) [-]
One. Otherwise I would be a marines engineer.
#18 - AND KEEP YOUR BONER AWAY FROM THE LATHE!!! 04/12/2015 on Fap material 0
#17 - Met a guy who suffered a lathe injury. While turning down and …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Fap material +16
#32 - misterflu (04/12/2015) [-]
English is not my main language, so I had to google what lathe means. Don't search for lathe on google images
User avatar #26 - merfmerf (04/12/2015) [-]
I've seen some lathe accidents in gif form on 4chan, i have always been afraid operating one and forgetting to do something like not tighten the chuck enough so the piece will just fly the fuck in my face or worse, hurt some one else so i have to deal with responsibility and guilt instead of empathy
User avatar #20 - megamouth (04/12/2015) [-]
rule number one about operating on any power is to make sure that the tool is turned off and unplugged. everyone knows it. even all you non carpenters/construction workers.
User avatar #21 - animalsslamina (04/12/2015) [-]
Licensed marine engineer. And you do realize that the lathe must be on in order to work with it?
User avatar #58 - megamouth (04/12/2015) [-]
when i read it i read it as he was threading the belt that makes it turn.

don't do drugs kids
User avatar #38 - greyhoundfd (04/12/2015) [-]
I think it was supposed to be a joke.

You're a marine engineer? That's cool, how many marines do you engineer a day?
User avatar #62 - animalsslamina (04/13/2015) [-]
One. Otherwise I would be a marines engineer.
User avatar #18 - animalsslamina (04/12/2015) [-]
AND KEEP YOUR BONER AWAY FROM THE LATHE!!!
#38 - I hated Andrea so much in the walking deadthat following her d… 04/11/2015 on Ad(vertisement)min 0
#3 - It does.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Loki +6
User avatar #4 - iamawaffle (04/10/2015) [-]
It doesn't.
#8 - spongebroswagpants (04/10/2015) [-]
So I suppose if a cop sees you have no license and registration he'll just let it slide and let you go? Your gonna have to go to court to show you have both, so why not just save time and have that on you
User avatar #5 - KainMoogle (04/10/2015) [-]
It Does when you're driving a damn car, where the hell are you from?
#36 - largest running factual based television show, with one of the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Clarkson After Getting... +13
User avatar #172 - factual (03/12/2015) [-]
It's a fact
#55 - anticitezenone (03/11/2015) [-]
If he told london to storm BBC's HQ there would be at least 5k people doing that
#48 - I COULD shoot at it. I DID molotov it. It DID NOT DIE. The gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Hunting Trophy on the wall 0
User avatar #50 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2015) [-]
calm down nigga I got that, damn
#46 - ordinarily you would be right. ordinarily, you aren't going to…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Hunting Trophy on the wall 0
User avatar #47 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2015) [-]
I assumed you meant that exactly though, it was invincible just because you couldnt shoot at it, but the way you said it kinda sounded like you tried but couldnt kill it, no worries
User avatar #48 - animalsslamina (02/26/2015) [-]
I COULD shoot at it. I DID molotov it. It DID NOT DIE. The game glitched so hard that it acted as thought I were not inside the safe house at all.
User avatar #50 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2015) [-]
calm down nigga I got that, damn

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#8 - enzothesomething (06/26/2014) [-]
Hot damn all those nega-thumbs you're getting, you'll be shoveling them out of your house for weeks.
User avatar #9 to #8 - animalsslamina (06/27/2014) [-]
Eh, still have about 2,500 greens left before I hit neutral, I should be alright.
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User avatar #4 - joshlol (06/26/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Like+the+internet/funny-pictures/5196967/5#5

I laughed hard dude, kudos on making a load of people mad
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