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Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
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#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Help me FJ, you're my only... 0
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#3 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on Help me FJ, you're my only... 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Help me FJ, you're my only... +5
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#7 - Breathe. It's just a joke. No one is going to force their beli…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on God +42
#39 - mr skeltal (04/26/2013) [-]
What's funny, is that these so called "christians" still put out the old testament from which we dont really live by. We live by the new testament nowadays. soooo im tired of these so called Bible thumpers. Guy had a great comeback
#12 - chancevance (04/26/2013) [-]
>FJ
>Safe
User avatar #8 - nightmaren (04/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#54 - Alpha Temptress. Does that make me King of the Sluts or something? 04/26/2013 on Moon Moon 0
#29 - I love Animal Farm! 04/25/2013 on feminism is a lie 0
#27 - Oh god, I thought of The Avengers, but rape. Rapevengers.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on feminism is a lie 0
#28 - slenderwolf (04/25/2013) [-]
Equality. All are equal, only some are more equal than others.
User avatar #29 - angrytoilet (04/25/2013) [-]
I love Animal Farm!
#1228 - Texas is on there (nationality) by itself...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! +1
#1229 - duudegladiator (04/23/2013) [-]
#68 - Hello, Dr. Zed.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on this +2
#123 - weemando (04/20/2013) [-]
Thank you :D it's hard for people to get it without being able to post pictures.
#398 - It doesn't. Human egg cells that produce viable offspring and … 04/16/2013 on Genetic mutation -1
#440 - Great minds kindly inform alike. 04/16/2013 on Good Advice Mallard... +3
#435 - I think he means at week one, put in $1. At week two, put in $2. Etc.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Good Advice Mallard... +3
User avatar #438 - Norway (04/16/2013) [-]
Same exact time. Wow.
User avatar #440 - angrytoilet (04/16/2013) [-]
Great minds kindly inform alike.
#93 - Yeah, people call me Dr. Downer. 04/16/2013 on MFW +1
#29 - Scar tissues would cause deformity to say the least. Blood flo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on MFW +2
User avatar #30 - fedegon (04/15/2013) [-]
Painful.
Yet informative.
User avatar #93 - angrytoilet (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, people call me Dr. Downer.
#27 - Texas still sometimes uses the chair. 04/15/2013 on Famous Last Meals +1
#95 - Unfortunately, it's an autoban system. No moderators necessary. 04/15/2013 on Cool it down a bit Satan +3
#10 - Do you love me?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on The Island +4
User avatar #29 - raiterra (04/15/2013) [-]
Have you ever drunk baileys from a shoe?
#150 - You're right, only in English it's spelled ketone.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Biology +1
User avatar #151 - thegrohltroll (04/11/2013) [-]
Yup that's it, thanks
#57 - Picture 04/09/2013 on just checking if gif works 0
#85 - Depends on which chromosome you have an extra of. For instance… 04/07/2013 on Title 0
#25 - I did not know Hong Kong was a country. 04/05/2013 on North Korea +1
#19 - Indeed, sexual deviance (deviance possibly being a misnomer co…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
User avatar #20 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you just said. I'm a little high right now and barely even followed my own sentences.
#17 - An inability to remove the offending penis would present an ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
User avatar #18 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
a, its just a bad way of preventing rape overall. But who knows, maybe some people are into that kinda shit?
User avatar #19 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
Indeed, sexual deviance (deviance possibly being a misnomer considering its ratio of participants to total) is more prominent than researchers had originally thought. As well, it's definition has been redacted in order to allow homosexuality into the realm of sexual normality.
User avatar #20 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you just said. I'm a little high right now and barely even followed my own sentences.
#14 - If what you say is true, that's rather poor planning by the in…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
User avatar #15 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
The "teeth" on the inside would keep the rapist there until help could arrive, but ya thats a bad idea. He could just hurt her. Then again, he could just cut his dick off and run.
User avatar #17 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
An inability to remove the offending penis would present an even larger problem, as she would then have to sit there and take his furious beating, unable to run away should he be temporarily stunned with pain. And, if I were in the business of advising rapists, an impromptu castration would definitely be a "Don't". Too many blood vessels run there, and (assuming the rapist is erect during the time of the rape) blood is the main erectile force during sex.
User avatar #18 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
a, its just a bad way of preventing rape overall. But who knows, maybe some people are into that kinda shit?
User avatar #19 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
Indeed, sexual deviance (deviance possibly being a misnomer considering its ratio of participants to total) is more prominent than researchers had originally thought. As well, it's definition has been redacted in order to allow homosexuality into the realm of sexual normality.
User avatar #20 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you just said. I'm a little high right now and barely even followed my own sentences.
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#6 - mr skeltal (05/13/2013) [-]
what's your obsession with camels?
User avatar #7 to #6 - angrytoilet (05/13/2013) [-]
Not an obsession. An existence. I AM camel.
User avatar #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
name your cat moon moon
User avatar #5 to #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
wow, did i type that? i should start going to bed earlier. anyway i hope you get that scholarship Mr.angrytoilet
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/01/2011) [-]
LOL!
Nice post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1740003/DO+WANT+POKEBALLS/
User avatar #2 to #1 - angrytoilet (03/01/2011) [-]
i did so
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