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#573 - THANK YOU, KIND SIR. I am rebuilding a reaction image folder, …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Ignorance is Bliss +2
#589 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (01/13/2013) [-]
I suggest you arrange all your reaction pics before they become too many.

I haven't arranged mine and now it takes me ages to find the right one to reply to something

User avatar #585 - Nihatclodra (01/13/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess since the thread is already here, I'll ask for a reaction image I've been finding myself wanting lately:
Can someone post the animated gif of the 7 Asian guys in suits holding drinks and dancing stiffly back-and-forth in perfect sync with each-other?
#590 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (01/13/2013) [-]
#592 - Nihatclodra (01/13/2013) [-]
Did I fucking stutter?
#760 - There are two types of people in this world...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Mute girls are hot +10
#817 - mrbosss (01/11/2013) [-]
those who have spurs on their boots, and those who don't.
#39 - Okay, weird request time: There is this picture of a small boy…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2013 on DICKtionary 0
User avatar #46 - angrytoilet (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, though!
User avatar #45 - angrytoilet (08/12/2013) [-]
I made this comment 7 months ago...
#2 - Yeah, thumbwhores do suck. 01/10/2013 on more Neil +7
#6 - I love how Miranda's butt is at Miranda's eye level... in fron… 01/09/2013 on mass effect is racist. 0
#10 - OTHER LITERATURE PEOPLE! :DDDD 01/07/2013 on Love, Harry +1
#28 - I think it's trying to communicate with us! What should we do? 01/07/2013 on Men falling asleep +1
#2 - troll harder lady... 01/04/2013 on HELP ME! ! ! MY IPHONE WAS... 0
#100 - Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure it's Ned's Declassified Sc… 01/02/2013 on Fail. +3
#34 - wat 12/31/2012 on But at what cost? +1
#275 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on Drake and Josh 0
#130 - shhhh... All your grammar are belong to me. 12/30/2012 on Saturn's Rings +1
#51 - I read the title as Sauron's Rings... That's too enough LoTR f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Saturn's Rings +3
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/29/2012) [-]
>too enough

lol wut.
User avatar #130 - angrytoilet (12/30/2012) [-]
shhhh... All your grammar are belong to me.
#54 - Comment deleted 12/26/2012 on Womin 0
#45 - equinox because the name is way cooler than canyon or colorado 12/25/2012 on Facebook +2
#97 - that actually seems legit. thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus 0
User avatar #99 - danceswithbears (12/25/2012) [-]
i never thought i'd be sharing my religious views with funnyjunk
#65 - What about revelations? I know it was written by an insane Joh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus 0
#77 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
“If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark... he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever” (Revelation 14:10,11) so yes but not by name
#167 - So you're saying everyone goes to heaven? Or no one? 12/25/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... 0
#152 - But he doesn't follow the Christian God's doctrine because he …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... +1
#163 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Who says its God's doctrine? People do. Want to know why the 7 days story was created? So slave owners would not work there slaves into the ground. And its absurd that Christians think they go to heaven because they are Christians. Jews think they go to heaven because they are jewish, Muslims think they go because they are muslim.
#170 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Fucking bullshit, no mother fucker gave one single fuck about how slaves felt back then. You're dumb.
#203 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Actually the slaves where treated rather well and where aloud to own property.
#232 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Where aloud to own property? They probably had a more intuitive grasp of their native language than you you illiterate fuck.
#236 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
You are way to edgy for me.
#207 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Then again it also varied from culture to culture.
User avatar #167 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
So you're saying everyone goes to heaven? Or no one?
#59 - Thanks! My main goal is looking for one that makes sense to me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus 0
#60 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
You too my good sir/maam!
#54 - Yes, I read it in my quest for faith, but it seemed kind of...…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus 0
#64 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
non canon because Hell is only really mentioned once in the Bible by Jesus and he says fires of Gahena i believe, which was a burning trash pit outside of Jerusalem but no one really knows what Hell is like, but for the most part Catholics accept Limbo, all a matter of faith i suppose
User avatar #65 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
What about revelations? I know it was written by an insane John in a prison cell, but doesn't it mention hell?
#77 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
“If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark... he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever” (Revelation 14:10,11) so yes but not by name
#143 - Ok, serious question for christians: What do you believe happe…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/25/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... +8
#285 - kingpongthedon (12/25/2012) [-]
According to Vatican II, which is the basis of Catholicism in the Modern Era, he goes to Heaven. Here's the logic behind it: A good person has good in their heart and the Trinity is the source of all goodness, therefore a good person has already accepted Jesus whether or not he is aware of it.

The only damnable offense is the active rejection of Jesus and His Teachings. (Side note: This does not even include atheists and agnostics, as they are just considered ignorant. Followers of other religions are said to have experienced God's love but are calling God by a different name, it's no worse than saying Dios) You have to accept Jesus as the Savior, Redeemer, etc. and still go out and blaspheme, which includes a whole lot of things, like murder, that laypeople typically wouldn't think of as blasphemy.

Source: Guy who spent too much time arguing religion with people who actually know religion.
User avatar #250 - chubberbrother (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that kids go to heaven no matter what. Or Purgatory for an extended period of time. Either way, unless that kid was a pretty shitty kid that killed some people he's in.
#249 - powerfapping (12/25/2012) [-]
Well some Christians, at least Catholics, believe that God is the ultimate Judge of Souls. Technically we believe they were raised in a state of ignorance. While it does sound conceited to call other faiths "ignorant" we believe they aren't accountable for such a thing because they had no way to really come into a Christian faith. But like I said, God is the ultimate Judge. We can't be very sure ourselves.
User avatar #244 - thepyras (12/25/2012) [-]
Most Christians believe that children aren't accountable for their beliefs, and so instantly go to heaven.
User avatar #229 - snakefire (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not one to say how god judges people.

thats where so many Christians go wrong in telling people what they think is going to happen to them
#192 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Ask your local preacher bitch I'm not your mom.
#149 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Religion belongs to the people god wouldn't make some one born that couldn't go to heaven.
User avatar #152 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
But he doesn't follow the Christian God's doctrine because he has no idea it exists. He was still good, but ignorant. Is he still damned?
#163 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Who says its God's doctrine? People do. Want to know why the 7 days story was created? So slave owners would not work there slaves into the ground. And its absurd that Christians think they go to heaven because they are Christians. Jews think they go to heaven because they are jewish, Muslims think they go because they are muslim.
#170 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Fucking bullshit, no mother fucker gave one single fuck about how slaves felt back then. You're dumb.
#203 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Actually the slaves where treated rather well and where aloud to own property.
#232 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Where aloud to own property? They probably had a more intuitive grasp of their native language than you you illiterate fuck.
#236 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
You are way to edgy for me.
#207 - caras (12/25/2012) [-]
Then again it also varied from culture to culture.
User avatar #167 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
So you're saying everyone goes to heaven? Or no one?
#49 - I'm not quite sure. I'm currently trying to decide what religi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus +1
#56 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
Religion is very confusing. I'm Catholic and that's how I was raised. There are certain flaws in the religion that I've made peace with and whatnot. I hope you find what you're looking for!
User avatar #59 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Thanks! My main goal is looking for one that makes sense to me, personally. Have a lovely Christmas!
#60 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
You too my good sir/maam!
#45 - AD, Anno Domini, or Year of Our Lord (synonymous) refer to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus +2
#71 - ichbinlecher (12/25/2012) [-]
I tend to use BC and AD, as it is truly the basis of the common calender. If BCE and CE actually were somehow different I may care to change my habits. Since I am in the religious field, the terms are even still considered correct terminology for academic papers - ie. so little motivation to care to change.
#42 - Ok, serious question for christians: What do you believe happe…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus +2
#118 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
Depends on the denomination. I personally feel like everyone is judged based on what they learned during their lifetime. In other words, if you never knew anything about Christ, God won't count it against you. However, if you have been told/taught/informed about a topic and choose to deny or blatantly ignore it to continue living your life in the same ol' comfortable way, then God might have a bone to pick with you. However, salvation comes from a personal relationship with God and isn't based on good works alone, which makes your scenario a bit tricky. My optimistic side wants to say he ends up in heaven, but there's no legitimate clarification in anything I've heard/read/discussed so far. The same question arises for babies and animals after they die, given their limited reasoning compared to grown humans.
User avatar #109 - badsamaritan (12/25/2012) [-]
What I've been taught is if you never knew about Jesus and God, you are not punished. Like spiritual ignorance
#91 - danceswithbears (12/25/2012) [-]
alright sounds like a good question but how i see it is that this God dude sent down one soul just as a bunch of different people at different times because he wouldn't have been able to send one dude down and have everyone hear of it so how i believe it is that every religion is based around the same God hence the whole one God thing meaning he is the same God in every religion and each religious book has similar stories in them but i could be wrong there's no way of telling yet and that i believe it's just safer to believe in a divine being
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User avatar #97 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
that actually seems legit. thanks.
User avatar #99 - danceswithbears (12/25/2012) [-]
i never thought i'd be sharing my religious views with funnyjunk
#82 - legoturds (12/25/2012) [-]
Christians and Catholics (i'm a Catholic) believe that people who aren't exposed to the message of Christianity aren't punished for it. What happens to them i don't really know.
User avatar #68 - disturbedfan (12/25/2012) [-]
Well.... Im a Lutheran (Christain branch) and personally, i believe he/she would go to heaven. It is my personal belief that God loves all people with good in their heart. That also goes for Athiests and gays, both of which I have best friends of and firmly believe will go to heaven.

But thats just me.
#94 - CIS White Male (12/25/2012) [-]
God loves everyone regardless of what they do or who they are. He loves the person but hates the sin.
#51 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
Catholics believe limbo which isn't heaven but not hell, its pretty chill, check out Dante's Inferno (book not game) if you wanna know what a lot of christian beliefs are for the afterlife
#62 - verby (12/25/2012) [-]
the actual epic is the called The Divine Comedy, divided into three parts: Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradise
User avatar #54 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Yes, I read it in my quest for faith, but it seemed kind of... non-canon. Wasn't it written in the 1400's or 1600's, WAY after the Bible was originally transcribed?
#64 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
non canon because Hell is only really mentioned once in the Bible by Jesus and he says fires of Gahena i believe, which was a burning trash pit outside of Jerusalem but no one really knows what Hell is like, but for the most part Catholics accept Limbo, all a matter of faith i suppose
User avatar #65 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
What about revelations? I know it was written by an insane John in a prison cell, but doesn't it mention hell?
#77 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
“If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark... he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever” (Revelation 14:10,11) so yes but not by name
#47 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
I just think that everybody goes where they think they should go. I don't have a problem with other religions. What do Atheists think happens when they die?
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#154 - presidentbb (12/26/2012) [-]
That does not sound worth it. Like you spend your whole life doing something when you came from basically nothing and you end your life as nothing. Sorry, but that's just my opinion.
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#156 - presidentbb (12/26/2012) [-]
That's very true. I respect you for that because I don't think I could believe that. And I don't think I should get into a big discussion about this anyway. But thanks for the Atheist view on this!
User avatar #49 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure. I'm currently trying to decide what religion is right for me. I think that atheists believe they simply end after death. Of course, they wouldn't be aware of this end, because their consciousness ceases to exist.
#56 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
Religion is very confusing. I'm Catholic and that's how I was raised. There are certain flaws in the religion that I've made peace with and whatnot. I hope you find what you're looking for!
User avatar #59 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Thanks! My main goal is looking for one that makes sense to me, personally. Have a lovely Christmas!
#60 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
You too my good sir/maam!
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#6 - CIS White Male (05/13/2013) [-]
what's your obsession with camels?
User avatar #7 to #6 - angrytoilet (05/13/2013) [-]
Not an obsession. An existence. I AM camel.
User avatar #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
name your cat moon moon
User avatar #5 to #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
wow, did i type that? i should start going to bed earlier. anyway i hope you get that scholarship Mr.angrytoilet
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/01/2011) [-]
LOL!
Nice post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1740003/DO+WANT+POKEBALLS/
User avatar #2 to #1 - angrytoilet (03/01/2011) [-]
i did so
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