>But I have been told that people who write dialogue and item descriptions get screwed over because they don't start work until 80% of the game is done already

Just one thing: if they started working on the dialogue/descriptions at like... 40-50%, too much would change and need to be re-done. So that doesn't sound like someone being screwed over, just the company being smart to prevent unnecessary work/costs.

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this it?

Nobody thought a guy stumbled upon a group of medieval warriors in a city street you nonce

I knew that but what i was saying is that the flip was intended and he is landing on safe padding.

Well yeah

He's not saying it isn't staged. He's just saying it's impressive that he could do a flip like that with armor on.

As a matter of fuck, you are still able to move around in armour quite well.
Though still, that is an impressive jump.

Animu flip sword moves.

>It draws sergeants

Polyjuice should never be used for human-animal transformation, so it says in big red letters in the potions book

So he's saying that shit's gonna happen, so don't freak out?

Basically. Crap will happen as life goes on and the end will come when nobody is ready for it.

>155 pages
Does it look like I have 300 years to spare?

Funny part is, My dog's outside, and lives almost directly beside me. My window's open, and he ain't making any noise, all I can hear is him moving around. You either have poorly trained dogs, or you're bullshitting me.

We were shown this my freshman year. The teacher's cellphone rang and it was an important call so she stepped outside. The infamous scene came up, and we were all like "whoa". We saw maybe two seconds of it before she quickly sprinted to her desk and skipped the scene.

My class watched the DiCaprio version.

It was an...interesting movie.

Oh you mean murder your close family members for power simulator?
I honestly used to hate that game but a friend got me to try it. So i was pretty bored at the start trying to learn shit but eventually my time came. I murdered an aunt, her kids (3) and some cousins just so that i could be the next of kin to the throne title. My schemes where so good that within a couple of generations i was Emperor of Byzantium. In which time we stopped the game cause i was too busy learning how to kill people rather than run an empire.

Sounds about right. I'm more of a diplomacy first, martial second, intrigue third person. Hence family tree growing to get grey eminence, genius, and strong. I'm not very skilled with external intrigue to screw people over for the land, just at killing my children and vassals who want to succeed from the kingdom.