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#17 - Already done. It's called "A Game for Good Christians&qu… 12/06/2015 on 4 Signs of Apocalypse +8
#39 - Picture 12/04/2015 on "UNCANNY VALLEY" +6
#6 - Sometimes the pixel art and cutesy fan drawings lead us to for…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Wonszu Undertale Animations +28
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#8 - angelious (12/01/2015) [-]
well i mean...they ARE called monsters....
#32 - You do have a point, but none of those were cheetahs. Cheetah…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Yuppp +2
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#34 - angelious (12/01/2015) [-]
egh...i dont know enough about big cats to argue about this...
#10 - But seriously, how can one resist the combination of majesty a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Yuppp +42
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#26 - angelious (12/01/2015) [-]
by realizing that cheetahs are wild animals and cant be domesticated. and that there is a huge chance that even if you get professional training on how to be a caretaker for one you would still end up eaten by the damn thing?

Never Turn Your Back on BIG CATS!
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#28 - danmegaflakes (12/01/2015) [-]
you're right
cheetahs can't get domesticated
but humans can earn their respects when they're still cubs
cheetahs are social creatures
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#29 - angelious (12/01/2015) [-]
which, as the video shows: isnt worth much.

they are still wild animals. their hunt instinct is triggered VERY easily(back turned, or if you fall down for instance. those are two of the common death reasons)

even then, big cats play rough. even professional trainers admit that when a tiger or any other big cat starts playing with you, you need to diffuse the situation FAST. otherwise it doesnt matter how freaking much they love you,for you will end up in a hospital.
#32 - angrybacteria (12/01/2015) [-]
You do have a point, but none of those were cheetahs. Cheetahs are very different from other big cats in several ways. They are generally the least dangerous of the big cats (they eat rather small prey like antelope since the cheetah itself is only about 100 pounds). They don't have bonecrushing jaws and are the only cat which has dull non-retractable dull.
Cheetahs are the only big cats that visitors allowed to have direct contact with in zoos without jeopardizing human life. If you make direct eye contact they will run rather than pounce.
Yes they can kill you, but so can any mid-large domestic dog.

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#34 - angelious (12/01/2015) [-]
egh...i dont know enough about big cats to argue about this...
#13 - I guess I must be an exception here because I'm 20 and I'm ver… 11/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#27 - Here's a text version if anyone wants it. 11/24/2015 on Desirebro's Tale 0
#11 - Interestingly enough, it's similar in the game design field. … 11/23/2015 on Tacos and sausages +13
#4 - Comment deleted 11/23/2015 on A person according to Facebook +2
#43 - Doesn't the HP work in hits though? They only have nine but i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on 2015, the current year 0
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#45 - lotengo (11/22/2015) [-]
They are also slow, if you pull back your horses and let the cannons go at them first. Then use the horses to attack them 3 vs 1 you could get out if it with minimal losses.
#39 - That one Polish hussar among all the cavaliers. I'm a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2015 on 2015, the current year 0
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#40 - lotengo (11/22/2015) [-]
They are also slow, have low HP and cant be controlled as a group.
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#43 - angrybacteria (11/22/2015) [-]
Doesn't the HP work in hits though? They only have nine but if I remember correctly that means they can be hit nine times unlike every other unit which has proper HP.

That and the 99 attack damage.
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#45 - lotengo (11/22/2015) [-]
They are also slow, if you pull back your horses and let the cannons go at them first. Then use the horses to attack them 3 vs 1 you could get out if it with minimal losses.
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on burgerpants +199
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#33 - derpishb (11/22/2015) [-]
That top one though. Jesus that's good
#81 - "There are other interesting behavioral and cultural poin… 11/21/2015 on Sihk vs Muslim +1
#21 - That one's Austrian. Yes it's a joke, I know. … 11/20/2015 on rich skeletons +5
#56 - > wear towels on their heads If you really want to c…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Sihk vs Muslim +29
#123 - orangesarenice (11/21/2015) [-]
It wasnt just Sikhs.
It was mainly Muslims and Hindus (Who comprise the majority of India and the British Indian Empire).

#73 - jesusmarx (11/21/2015) [-]
ok, #5 got rekt'd
but #10 says their toilet is the street
Is nothing important, but I woul like to know I dunno why I am asking this, and I hope to not offend someone
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#81 - angrybacteria (11/21/2015) [-]
"There are other interesting behavioral and cultural pointers: Sikh and Christian households had the highest - over 70% - access to improved sanitation. Hindus - at 45% - had the least access." -BBC on toilet use in India.

The issue in India is that a lot of the population is very poor and most of the population is Hindu hence the public deification "epidemic". It's really a poverty problem not a religious one though.
Take The Poo To The Loo
#76 - Comment deleted 11/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Get one of these to kill it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on Snakes +9
#109 - InfiniteFetus (11/20/2015) [-]
#37 - That is not the M14 that I know. What's going on with it? …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on Watch-Style Gun... 0
#41 - tazzerz (11/20/2015) [-]
Its essentially an M14, striped down to its basics, like barrel, firing mechanism and such, the reconfigured into the bullpup chassis. (Its not permanent either you can switch between the SOCOM M14 chassis pictured and so on)
#8 - Snape didn't listen.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on On The Bus +13
#9 - toamexx (11/19/2015) [-]
**toamexx used "*roll picture*"**
**toamexx rolled image**
#46 - Same with better art. 11/19/2015 on Undertale Comp: 3. The... +7
#23 - There will always be people in your life who you see are doing… 11/18/2015 on So I am thinking about... 0
#2 - I'm always game for random class related surveys. I w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2015 on If you want to +3
#4 - braddyy (11/18/2015) [-]
Also, concerning the google surveys, that would be a good call for next time.
#3 - braddyy (11/18/2015) [-]
We are trying to see if there is a correlation between parents' behavior towards their children (being restrictive, or super carefree) and how they act in college. We believe the tighter leash the parents have on the child before they go to college leads to that child behaving more reckless lifestyle at college.

Class is Intro to sociology at UNI.
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#7 - medxforme (11/18/2015) [-]
While I took it it seemed like a project for a sociology class. I took one during my freshman year of college and we had to do a project similar to this
#19 - That is just about the saddest thing I've read all day. I'm s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on alone +1
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#48 - stoptakingnames (11/17/2015) [-]
yea I'm away for college and I can't talk to people that easy so i have no friends
#21 - How about this: Ditch the drugs, just use food. Place the…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Next level time out +29
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#267 - atonial (11/15/2015) [-]
That is quite literally a scene from 1984.
#62 - johnybx (11/15/2015) [-]
That's some 1984 shit...
#24 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Circadian rhythms don't work like that, I'm afraid.
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#28 - cdm (11/15/2015) [-]
They can be... "fooled" by adjusting light levels, because the proteins that regulate them are tied to... Wait. The protein pair tied to circadian rhythm is regulated by light, with light degrading one which causes the other to fall apart. But what about blind people? How does that affect their rhythm...?
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#215 - mistercookie (11/15/2015) [-]
I agree with you, but I would say the amount of sleep would be insufficient. Even if you can fool the waking mind to believe that 24 hours have passed in 6 hours, theres no way you can mistake 2 hours of sleep for 8
#32 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
It's not just our eyes that react to light. Our entire body is sensitive to it.
#80 - Not at all. My personal D&D theory is that all … 11/14/2015 on Shapeshift +6
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