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| #20 - An interesting thing to note is that Illithids can produce mor… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Character Art: Illithid | +7 |
 YEP! They put in a little baby squid in their noggin and they turn although if I'm not mistaken the descendants from non-humans are often treated as inferior and even used as slaves. #21 -
angrybacteria (01/10/2016) [-]  Most illitid hives have a central brain that networks them all telepathically but a few will have these monstrosities. | ||
| #35 - I've been watching Beaglerush's "Live and Impossible"… | 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected | +1 |
| #5 - Well I traced that image back to where it came from first and … | 01/08/2016 on Dogmeat found something | +2 |
| #3 - The eternal question: clean and potentially cute gnolls, or so… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Gnolls | +3 |
| That's some really nice art! I like more of the pure evil gnolls because I stick with the "spawn of an an insane evil god that encourages rape, slavery, cannibalism, and cruelty" approach.  cartoony gnolls don't usually work, but the artist here did a decent job | ||
| #124 - The amount of detail in the picture is fantastic. Little word… | 01/08/2016 on Zootopia | 0 |
| #10 - People ask me "Why do you say wizards and clerics are ove… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on degenesis | 0 |
| #9 - Comment deleted | 01/07/2016 on degenesis | 0 |
| #32 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Zootopia | +41 |
 Honestly that shot probably inspired a good amount of porn in and of itself. | ||
| #31 - I'm pretty sure that they started drawing the day the first tr… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Zootopia | +18 |
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alexanderh (01/07/2016) [-] The first furry porn came out around the time that the first concept art was leaked. Which was over a year ago. The amount of detail in the picture is fantastic. Little words printed on Judy's ballistic vest, a tiny MLP rainbow pinned to the wolf's shirt, Sans the Skeleton graffiti on the back wall.  I'm sure people working at Disney were already drawing porn of it while it was still all just concept art. Heck, I bet the first concept art drawn for the film was also porn. | ||
| #5 - The entire set if anyone wants it. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Science is BAAAD | +53 |
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gentlemenmew (01/06/2016) [-]  **gentlemenmew rolled image****gentlemenmew used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **gentlemenmew rolls 47**ME GO TOO FAR! #7 -
gentlemenmew (01/06/2016) [-]  **gentlemenmew rolled image****gentlemenmew used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **gentlemenmew rolls 83**i rolled worst girl,great #9 -
starfletcher (01/06/2016) [-] **starfletcher rolled image** it's okay. Better luck next time(s). | ||
| #84 - The only way BO3's campaign is in any way acceptable is if you… | 01/06/2016 on Hail Mary! | 0 |
| #19 - It's the third time this has comp (with a few alterations) has… | 01/05/2016 on Medieval | +8 |
| #33 - Horrific monsters from space want to do something bad and a bu… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on WHAT? | +1 |
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anon (01/05/2016) [-] It was actually quite good, up until the point that Hideaki Anno got depressed and decided to just torture and kill off all the characters. | ||
| #32 - That won't help. Just remember, it was made by a horribly… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on WHAT? | +16 |
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| #30 - About that... | 01/05/2016 on It's bound to happen | +5 |
| #10 - Bring on the dwarfs. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Character Art: Elves PART 2... | +2 |
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| #8 - Oh hey, more like-minded nerds complaining | 01/05/2016 on Character Art: Elves PART 2... | +2 |
| #7 - I'm going to get technical and stupid here; this is not an elf… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Character Art: Elves PART 2... | +1 |
| comment #6 lol, if you've seen the other few posts today by now it would be fair to make the blanket statement that mistakes have been made and will continue to be made. | ||
| #10 - So long as you are 17-28 years of age and have a high school d… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Carl comp | +1 |
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| #4 - Yep. That was the moment I though "This is laying it on … | 01/04/2016 on Was I the only one reminded... | +1 |
| #3 - I think it was disgustingly overdone. The originals were &quo… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Was I the only one reminded... | +3 |
 I thought they were going for Empire of Japan more than the Third Reich in the originals. | ||
| #21 - The battle just becomes two people trying to use the force on … | 01/04/2016 on That would be shit | +27 |
| #48 - The issue is that new players often think like they are playin… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on New Guys vs Experienced... | +3 |
 dude in my experience children are actually giant fucking serpent demons wearing a childs skin always run from children | ||
| #46 - There are choices. Many of them don't matter. But a … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Spec Ops: The Line comp | +3 |
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Stevethewizard (01/04/2016) [-] Game's been out for years, and the post itself spoiled damn near everything. I'll fucking spoil it, since you're too spineless to do what needs to be done. Since I'm not a jackass, though, I'll put the spoilers in a spoiler tag. First big choice is what to do with the alleged CIA guy. You can let him alert his team, which results in him coming back guns blazing, or you can just fucking cap him, which results in his team coming out pretty much just one at a time, so you can get the drop on them. Second is whether to rescue someone from CIA interrogation or save some civvies. If you save the civvies, the guy dies. If you save the guy, he spouts off some last words, then dies. Either way, you get a map. Third "choice" is the White Phosphorus. I say "choice" because it's not a gameplay choice, it's a "you do this, there's no turning back" choice. It's the choice to continue the game, consequences be damned, or stop while you're still just shooting back at enemy combatants. If you keep going to finish the game, you're a bad person, and the game wants you to know that. Fourth is the "three options" choice. You're contacted by Konrad, who tells you to choose someone to shoot between two targets: a thief who stole to feed his family, and a soldier who defied orders. You're told to shoot one, or his snipers will shoot you. Your third option is to shoot the fucking snipers. Then, there's the final two choices. First is dealing with "Konrad", who's actually the MC's way of rationalizing all the fucked up shit he's done. Konrad has been dead for years. You were the maniac the whole time. You can either let Konrad shoot you (MC kills himself), or you can shoot Konrad (MC shoots a mirror, accepts he's a terrible person). Final choice is when the soldiers show up to find you. This one's multiple choice. You can let them take you in, in which case you receive much needed mental help... or you can shoot at them. If you shoot at them, it's kill or be killed. If you kill them, it's a fine way of saying "Welcome to Dubai." If they kill you, you're finally free. That's all the memorable choices that I'm able to recall at the moment. It's been a while since I touched that game.  Real Spoilers to add onto Steve's post Also the choice between letting the cia bloke (Who is sort of a dick from the MC's perspective) burn alive in a truck crash, or honoring his last request of putting him down quickly wasting your last bullet on him. Then the choice of opening fire on a mass of civilian cunts or just scaring them off with shots into the air | ||
| #12 - Never done 5d6b3. Most of the time I've done point buy, strai… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Celeste, Anthro-Cheetah... | 0 |
 also, 5d6b3 is basically the same as 4d6, just with one more d6 and the two lowest are ignored. sadly never been able to use her in a campaign. The main group I've 3.5'd with has always been online, and by the time I made her for the hell of it (at first, once she was done I wanted to play her) we had more or less given up because we usually get 1 or 2 sessions before schedules and time zones just ruined it all for us. | ||
