That isn't cute, you lied to me.

Better

Sup?

Nothing much

I am very depressed right now

You?

Was asleep during the day today, on funnyjunk recorded something that doesn't quite fit the personality of "me"

Care to Elaborate?

I'm a big person and my personality is close to a brick. I just tried to say something that wasn't "brick being thrown at problem."

Are you bashing on your speaking patterns and emotion disposition?

I am a blunt ************ .

That's not a bad thing

I am too

So, you hop onto my profile to talk about me or?

To talk in general

if you need a shoulder to cry on supposedly that's optional

"Shoulder to cry on" No.
The last time I cried was maybe 4 years ago.

You're a guy

You deal with depression a bit more selfdestructively Alcohol helps

I am not 21 and it's not destructive I fix the **** in my way or I find a way to deal with it we can play "the couch" all you want but know this the more you do it the further you get from the core problem and the more annoyed I get.

Jeez

Calm yourself. I am a series of code being typed from a device possibly 11ty bajillion miles away

no need to throw your computer out a window

Overemotional.
If you want it in less aggressive terms, keep your diagnosis to yourself.

>Overemotional

No ****

I was calling you that.
When someone says back off you don't go and take another step forward with wounded pride and an insult.

Me? Overemotional

I have Alcohol for that

That **** makes you more emotional.
It's not a solution it's a distraction.
Either back down or calm down.

Pretty sure Alcohol produces results

Whether they're positive is a matter of prerogative