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#165 - im guessing the they left their facebook open hack cause you k… 11/04/2012 on Men VS Women Compilation -1
#9 - this is legit stop bitching and google it 10/15/2012 on Riven Icon Code 0
#143 - Because i was 100% serious 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon -7
#133 - Doesn't matter we landed on the moon  [+] (7 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon -34
User avatar #366 - TidusSloan (10/12/2012) [-]
your space program was basically germans rocket program brought to america after ww2
#190 - sirfiiddlesticks (10/12/2012) [-]
#177 - fukkentyranitar (10/12/2012) [-]
The stupid is physically punching me in my balls
User avatar #158 - rubixium (10/12/2012) [-]
You're right, it doesn't matter
User avatar #152 - umaya (10/12/2012) [-]
russia was the first to land on the moon, you were the first to put a man on it.
and the only reason you landed on the moon was to boast that you landed on the moon, and since then have abandoned it so private companies can use it for energy and other things, so dont give me that bullshit.
#142 - beatmasterz (10/12/2012) [-]
What a constructive counterargument.
User avatar #143 - angelassassin (10/12/2012) [-]
Because i was 100% serious
#15 - Picture 10/06/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#155 - you're mad 10/05/2012 on xD -2
#233 - Yes yes he is 10/04/2012 on Obama Romney hair swap +1
#95 - Im not very political and im confused on what you are asking m…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on xD -4
User avatar #140 - zzforrest (10/05/2012) [-]
You stupid fuck.
>Pretends to know everything about polotics
>"I'm not very political"
User avatar #155 - angelassassin (10/05/2012) [-]
you're mad
#94 - Also the fact that he said he doesnt have a 5 trillion dollar tax plan 10/04/2012 on xD -6
#92 - Half of the things i have read nad heard from my uncle who is …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on xD -6
User avatar #93 - zzforrest (10/04/2012) [-]
But did you watch a video on the debate, or read a transcript or something?
BTW the CNN poll was overpooled, Democrats +4%.
User avatar #95 - angelassassin (10/04/2012) [-]
Im not very political and im confused on what you are asking me in the first sentence
User avatar #140 - zzforrest (10/05/2012) [-]
You stupid fuck.
>Pretends to know everything about polotics
>"I'm not very political"
User avatar #155 - angelassassin (10/05/2012) [-]
you're mad
#87 - Only because he lied about most of what he said  [+] (14 new replies) 10/04/2012 on xD -3
User avatar #89 - zzforrest (10/04/2012) [-]
Will you give specific examples?
User avatar #109 - goredsox (10/04/2012) [-]
"Only because he lied about most of what he said"
This guy won't give you specific examples because he's a sheep.
He bases his facts off of his uncle, who he says is very political, which must mean that he is the political guru and the master of knowledge.

The only questionable things that Romney said were:
1. His plan to cut taxes by 20%, which he says will not raise the national debt by 5 trillion.
He's completely right that it won't raise the national debt by 5 trillion, and it was stupid of Obama to even use that argument because he has before and Paul Ryan destroyed Obama's argument. The reason it will not cost 5 trillion dollars is because the plan is to make taxation "revenue neutral", meaning that all classes will pay the same tax rate. (And before anyone quotes me on this and says "YEAH ROMNEY IS FOR THE RICH", the top 1% of American earners pay a whopping 38% of the country's taxes, and the bottom 50% pay only 3%.) Romney's whole idea is to increase take home pay by reducing tax returns, basically meaning since today's plan is you overpay on your taxes and get money back after, the plan is to keep the money "in your pocketbook, your wallet, or your business" in the first place and not have to receive money back and overall make a simpler tax system.

2. That China plays a big stake in our debt.
"What would I cut from spending? Well, first of all, I will eliminate all programs by this test, if they pass it: Is the program so critical it's worth borrowing money from China to pay for it?"
– Mitt Romney

People claim he makes it seem like all of our debt is to China, but in reality debt to China is only about 8%. The rest is owed to the government itself and American investors.



Just saying, Romney destroyed Obama in that debate, anybody who says otherwise didn't watch the video either didn't watch or is stubborn.

Because I'll gladly do a fact check of Obama, he made many more false claims than Romney.
#130 - thatrussiantroll (10/04/2012) [-]
#112 - ilovesalad (10/04/2012) [-]
>Implying you know everything about people on the internet
>Implying you know everything about politics.
User avatar #115 - goredsox (10/04/2012) [-]
Say whatever you want, I didn't imply anything about other people on the internet that I didn't already know, the guy I was referring to said he's not very political and gets his political views from his uncle.

And I don't claim to be the political master of the universe, either, but nothing I said was untrue.
#139 - anonymous (10/05/2012) [-]
You are lying.

A simple visit to [url deleted] proves what you said was a blatant lie.

■Romney claimed a new board established by the Affordable Care Act is “going to tell people ultimately what kind of treatments they can have.” Not true. The board only recommends cost-saving measures for Medicare, and is legally forbidden to ration care or reduce benefits.

■Romney again promised to “not reduce the taxes paid by high-income Americans” and also to “lower taxes on middle-income families,” but didn’t say how he could possibly accomplish that without also increasing the deficit.

■Romney accused Obama of doubling the federal deficit. Not true. The annual deficit was already running at $1.2 trillion when Obama took office.



■Romney claimed that middle-income Americans have “seen their income come down by $4,300.” That’s too high. Census figures show the decline in median household income during Obama’s first three years was $2,492, even after adjusting for inflation.

Simple facts.
User avatar #151 - goredsox (10/05/2012) [-]
Sorry if I didn't account for some of his claims, anon, I assure you it was unintentional.

And unless your source is unbiased, I can't say that I believe you.
"Romney again promised to “not reduce the taxes paid by high-income Americans” and also to “lower taxes on middle-income families,” but didn’t say how he could possibly accomplish that without also increasing the deficit. "

Uhh.. hello? Did you read my post above?
"the top 1% of American earners pay a whopping 38% of the country's taxes"
Meaning he's not going to make them pay less, he's in the 1%. He knows the impacts. And you also completely ignored my large paragraph on his tax cut that would reduce middle-class taxes by 20%.

"Romney claimed that middle-income Americans have “seen their income come down by $4,300.” That’s too high. Census figures show the decline in median household income during Obama’s first three years was $2,492, even after adjusting for inflation."

False, household income is down 8.2% during the Obama kim jongisration, and I'm sure he used this percentage in accordance with average household income figures to calculate the amount of decline.

"Romney claimed a new board established by the Affordable Care Act is “going to tell people ultimately what kind of treatments they can have.” Not true. The board only recommends cost-saving measures for Medicare, and is legally forbidden to ration care or reduce benefits. "
Sorry, I don't know enough about this act to refute what you've said. However, please find issues and fact check yourself, not what you read off a website, otherwise you are showing that yet again you are incapable of coming up with these "simple facts" yourself and are replying on biased media sources for your info.
#114 - taila (10/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #94 - angelassassin (10/04/2012) [-]
Also the fact that he said he doesnt have a 5 trillion dollar tax plan
User avatar #92 - angelassassin (10/04/2012) [-]
Half of the things i have read nad heard from my uncle who is very political is that Romney is for the rich.
Which it seems considering he wants more private medicare or schools i cant remember.
He then proceeds to talk about how he is going to lower the middle class taxes. Now that
is fucking bullshit just straight lies
User avatar #93 - zzforrest (10/04/2012) [-]
But did you watch a video on the debate, or read a transcript or something?
BTW the CNN poll was overpooled, Democrats +4%.
User avatar #95 - angelassassin (10/04/2012) [-]
Im not very political and im confused on what you are asking me in the first sentence
User avatar #140 - zzforrest (10/05/2012) [-]
You stupid fuck.
>Pretends to know everything about polotics
>"I'm not very political"
User avatar #155 - angelassassin (10/05/2012) [-]
you're mad
#210 - i thought that Romney won the debate, but most if not all he s… 10/04/2012 on Obama Romney hair swap -2
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#1 - i did but i lol'd anyway 09/24/2012 on amumu +1
#114 - well yea the protection was from voldemort and the death eater… 09/24/2012 on Scumbag Dumbledore 0
#109 - The one thing that annoys me about this (i mean im thumbing it…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Scumbag Dumbledore 0
#119 - sanguwan (09/24/2012) [-]
Oh yea! Talk nerdy to me.
#113 - choclategum (09/24/2012) [-]
>Sent to aunt and uncle for protection

>Gets abused.

MFW
User avatar #114 - angelassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
well yea the protection was from voldemort and the death eaters you know
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#207 - the america seen by europe made me lol so ******* hard 09/17/2012 on sunk the titanic 0
#55 - right like some christinas are crazy but not this crazy americ… 09/16/2012 on Good parenting 0
#171 - I agree everyone does it everyone 09/10/2012 on What are your chances of... 0
#98 - Hermione Granger 09/10/2012 on Harry Potter 0
#360 - Im christian and that guy is retarded 09/09/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK +21
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(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
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Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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