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#123 - they dont work that well i used to have one it shoots it like … 01/02/2013 on I'm throwing money at my... 0
#117 - That guy could probably kick op's ass too 01/01/2013 on the virginity is strong in... +4
#12 - this isnt 4chan faggot 12/29/2012 on FUS RO D'oh +2
#20 - Elise is strong as **** dude  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Fuck Yordles, I want a badass +9
User avatar #65 - toosexyforyou (12/31/2012) [-]
good argument
#23 - Picture 12/28/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#232 - Well those moveis you just talked about i have never heard of …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Epic battles 0
User avatar #234 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2012) [-]
go watch them, it is ww2 movies
#210 - Honestly the narnia fights are pretty cool i mean out of all o…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Epic battles +4
User avatar #222 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2012) [-]
Why no one talks about movies like Saving sergeant Brian, or Wind talkers or other war movies? they are epic as well! (just sayin)
User avatar #232 - angelassassin (12/26/2012) [-]
Well those moveis you just talked about i have never heard of before but im also more into fantasy or fiction so
User avatar #234 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2012) [-]
go watch them, it is ww2 movies
#223 - luthervonappledorf (12/26/2012) [-]
I'ma let you finish but, the LOTR battle scenes were the greatest battles scenes in film history.
#246 - supamonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
...and from what I've seen of the Hobbit, they're going to be just as good in the new trilogy.
User avatar #225 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2012) [-]
you are right, and I meant they were epic too, but the most epic, you said it, LOTR!
#142 - By the nine 12/21/2012 on Dragonborn 0
#22 - Picture 12/18/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#8 - needs lulu and zil yo 12/18/2012 on Yi-sain Bolt 0
#168 - whenever i see things like this my palms just just sweating an… 12/16/2012 on Just Hanging Around 0
#33 - Her name is Colby Smulders i believe she is in the show How I … 12/14/2012 on Female Robin -1
#21 - j5q2e3 password 12/12/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#20 - Picture 12/09/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#19 - what kind of books? (like genres)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Troll Level: 1000+ +1
User avatar #20 - dopplerpillow (12/07/2012) [-]
Mystery, Philosophy, War and Medieval/History
#19 - http://www.aerisdies.com/album.php?id=1305 11/30/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#18 - evanna lynch is luna lovegood from hp 11/20/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#30 - I really like draven for the fact that taric's passive makes y…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Hanging around my desktop,... +1
User avatar #33 - theSickness (11/16/2012) [-]
My friend and I ran Rammus and Draven bot like 6 games in a row and won every time.
And then there's the 12 games in a row we forced a surrender as Taric and Jarvan
User avatar #270 - taric (11/19/2012) [-]
The opponents were Dazzled.
User avatar #54 - shadowhorn (11/16/2012) [-]
how can you lose when you play as king rammus?
User avatar #256 - theSickness (11/16/2012) [-]
I wish I had that skin
#25 - So did this actually air if so anyone know where i could watch it? 11/14/2012 on Because it already happened. 0
#17 - start again at 151 11/09/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
#16 - http://imgur . com/a/JTx6O#0 86 really good  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on angelassassin's profile 0
User avatar #17 - angelassassin (11/09/2012) [-]
start again at 151
#4 - I remember doing that with a balloon hitting it to keep it up … 11/08/2012 on Dat baloon better not touch... 0
#130 - Ah alright i was just curious cause i truly dont know  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on Second Term 0
User avatar #425 - sparkieemae (11/08/2012) [-]
Its called "State's rights" President whomever has no control over virtually anything.
#122 - I thought romney was against same sex marriage?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Second Term 0
User avatar #125 - helenwheels (11/08/2012) [-]
Irrelevant, He would have held no power over ether of these things.
User avatar #130 - angelassassin (11/08/2012) [-]
Ah alright i was just curious cause i truly dont know
User avatar #425 - sparkieemae (11/08/2012) [-]
Its called "State's rights" President whomever has no control over virtually anything.
#227 - Its funny because obama helped states that usually go democrat… 11/05/2012 on It's a Conspiracy! -1


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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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