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#32 - i mean i feel like not everyone who says they dont have a vale… 02/14/2013 on Valentine's Day rant 0
#485 - all cancer stories really give e feels for the fact that my gr… 02/14/2013 on My feels story -1
#38 - truly dude i dont know but thats the only real input i can giv… 02/14/2013 on Shitstorms 0
#35 - well book two is called "Spirits" so my guess is it …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Shitstorms 0
User avatar #37 - roflstorm (02/14/2013) [-]
And the rest of the story?
They cant just be on the new villains ass 24/7
#40 - camomille (02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe theres still rebellion over bending
User avatar #38 - angelassassin (02/14/2013) [-]
truly dude i dont know but thats the only real input i can give all i think is it will be about the spirit world.
some weird shit could happen maybe amon lived the explosion who knows i sure as hell dont
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#122 - i always cry from my right eye first i wasnt exactly happy… 02/13/2013 on Frogman 0
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#93 - Scotland's* 01/27/2013 on Meanwhile in Norway 0
#92 - Yea but Scotlands stereotype is ******* awesome  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Meanwhile in Norway 0
User avatar #93 - angelassassin (01/27/2013) [-]
Scotland's*
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#22 - she has a hidden passive called experienced cougar when she is…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Kat cosplay 0
User avatar #25 - raigen (01/23/2013) [-]
Never knew that...
#87 - i almost said we dont get snow in the USA because where i live…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#93 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
florida?
Anons can comment every 2 minutes again!! WOOOOOOO!
#12 - um no 01/18/2013 on Gay people +7
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#16 - most of the time he doesnt most people dont play him correctly… 01/14/2013 on boom boom boom boom 0
#14 - I have never seen anyone buy 4 warmongs on darius obviously yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on boom boom boom boom 0
User avatar #15 - ghettograndpa (01/14/2013) [-]
Are you unranked or something?

Xin shits on Darius
User avatar #16 - angelassassin (01/14/2013) [-]
most of the time he doesnt most people dont play him correctly so darius bullies him out of lane my thing is, darius is strong but easily beatin
#11 - Darius can beat the majority of top laners because he will mak…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2013 on boom boom boom boom 0
User avatar #12 - ghettograndpa (01/13/2013) [-]
Olaf losing to Darius?


Sir, 1v1 me in EUW, my smurf's name is Ca5hB0y. Lucky for you, I just bought olaf
User avatar #13 - ghettograndpa (01/13/2013) [-]
Darius is nothing but a pubstomper.

Any health item counters true damage

A xin zhao with phage + giant's belt(into sunfire cape) wrecks a 3 item darius(a proper build would be trinity > sunfire cape > maw of malmortius > guardian angel > blade of the ruined king on Darius, but most people tend to go phage into frozen mallet > warmog's > warmog's>warmog's> guardian angel).
The only champs that Darius wrecks are the squishies

The problem to that, is that in a proper team, the carries don't run into the enemy team first(unless you're fiddlesticks/karthus).
User avatar #14 - angelassassin (01/13/2013) [-]
I have never seen anyone buy 4 warmongs on darius obviously you dont watch high elo people play like pros.
Arent in high elo (neither am i)
Darius isnt a weak champion he is very strong especially with a BC he will wreck many people
darius beats xin zhao before he gets those items then he just wrecks him
User avatar #15 - ghettograndpa (01/14/2013) [-]
Are you unranked or something?

Xin shits on Darius
User avatar #16 - angelassassin (01/14/2013) [-]
most of the time he doesnt most people dont play him correctly so darius bullies him out of lane my thing is, darius is strong but easily beatin
#68 - i laughed harder than i should have at this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on The fuck... 0
#280 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
i wish i could tumb you down more than once
#5 - he got teemo killed so its ok 01/13/2013 on Fizz Obviously Didn't Carry... +1
#8 - Darius isnt strong lol wut How is he not strong his outer …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2013 on boom boom boom boom 0
User avatar #9 - ghettograndpa (01/13/2013) [-]
His pull and slow have 400 range

400 range means less than pretty much every ranged champ.


And after someone buys a giant's belt, it's game over for Darius, since he revolves around his ult, he can't 1v1 people since he lacks the damage to do it.
User avatar #11 - angelassassin (01/13/2013) [-]
Darius can beat the majority of top laners because he will make it so they cant get tanky and if he snowballs the lane he is strong as fuck.
Olaf is a lane opponent that darius shits on and olaf builds fm warmongs and many more health/tank items an d darius wrecks him
User avatar #12 - ghettograndpa (01/13/2013) [-]
Olaf losing to Darius?


Sir, 1v1 me in EUW, my smurf's name is Ca5hB0y. Lucky for you, I just bought olaf
User avatar #13 - ghettograndpa (01/13/2013) [-]
Darius is nothing but a pubstomper.

Any health item counters true damage

A xin zhao with phage + giant's belt(into sunfire cape) wrecks a 3 item darius(a proper build would be trinity > sunfire cape > maw of malmortius > guardian angel > blade of the ruined king on Darius, but most people tend to go phage into frozen mallet > warmog's > warmog's>warmog's> guardian angel).
The only champs that Darius wrecks are the squishies

The problem to that, is that in a proper team, the carries don't run into the enemy team first(unless you're fiddlesticks/karthus).
User avatar #14 - angelassassin (01/13/2013) [-]
I have never seen anyone buy 4 warmongs on darius obviously you dont watch high elo people play like pros.
Arent in high elo (neither am i)
Darius isnt a weak champion he is very strong especially with a BC he will wreck many people
darius beats xin zhao before he gets those items then he just wrecks him
User avatar #15 - ghettograndpa (01/14/2013) [-]
Are you unranked or something?

Xin shits on Darius
User avatar #16 - angelassassin (01/14/2013) [-]
most of the time he doesnt most people dont play him correctly so darius bullies him out of lane my thing is, darius is strong but easily beatin
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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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