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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:America
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#172 - People like this annoy me just shut the **** up a… 03/10/2013 on Taking offense +2
#177 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Honest Perspective 0
#179 - davidavidson Comment deleted by angelassassin
#2 - Was that on a videogamesdunkey video? 03/08/2013 on What a generous person. +2
#2 - magic is a ******* great game 03/08/2013 on Goolases +9
#6 - Well the owner of this kitten and the kittens mom are *… 03/08/2013 on Kitten can't find its mom +3
#11 - I feel like naut jungle isnt as good as his season 2 was. If y… 03/08/2013 on annie and big daddy 0
#36 - Picture 03/05/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#35 - Picture 03/04/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#34 - chapter 5 02/28/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#229 - i mean granted i dont know much from either side i just have f… 02/24/2013 on Sad, but true +1
#225 - my only question is are we all not curious? if you had the cha… 02/24/2013 on Sad, but true +2
#33 - Picture 02/20/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#152 - **angelassassin rolls 57** phanact is god 02/17/2013 on Anonymous Pussy 0
#2199 - **angelassassin rolls 2** 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#161 - i said several times google images is wrong -_-  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -1
User avatar #168 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
i admit defeat
#121 - bro i want you to have common sense that isnt sarah chalke and…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -2
#152 - deezknuts (02/15/2013) [-]
nigger

chill your voluptious titties

erright?


User avatar #128 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
as stated by the man above
User avatar #126 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
gemma atkinson
#118 - thats not her i have seen enough scrubs to know who sarah chal…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -3
User avatar #120 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
bro, i want you to chill your titties
User avatar #121 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
bro i want you to have common sense that isnt sarah chalke and you are a moron for thinking so
#152 - deezknuts (02/15/2013) [-]
nigger

chill your voluptious titties

erright?


User avatar #128 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
as stated by the man above
User avatar #126 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
gemma atkinson
#116 - someone is trying to start a **** storm ill thumb… 02/15/2013 on How men see women -4
#115 - im not thumbing you dumb i swear 02/15/2013 on How men see women -3
#112 - so you believe anything you see on the internet google images …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -2
#153 - deezknuts has deleted their comment.
#111 - the girl in the first one was posted on 4chan and after everyo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -4
User avatar #114 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
just look it up and stop thumbing me down
User avatar #116 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
someone is trying to start a shit storm ill thumb you up to take away the negatives
User avatar #115 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
im not thumbing you dumb i swear
#109 - sarah chalkes face doesnt look like that  [+] (16 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -4
#117 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
did it for you
#136 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I want you to click on the picture of who you believe is Sarah Chalke (Click the woman in the pink lingerie) I want you to scroll down that page and read the first fucking comment. That is indeed Gemma Atkinson. Google her name if you don't believe.
User avatar #137 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
i know now bro everyone said already
User avatar #118 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
thats not her i have seen enough scrubs to know who sarah chalke is and what she looks like that isnt her
you are a child on a computer that believes anything on the internet that isnt her
User avatar #120 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
bro, i want you to chill your titties
User avatar #121 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
bro i want you to have common sense that isnt sarah chalke and you are a moron for thinking so
#152 - deezknuts (02/15/2013) [-]
nigger

chill your voluptious titties

erright?


User avatar #128 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
as stated by the man above
User avatar #126 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
gemma atkinson
User avatar #110 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
look it up
User avatar #125 - jigullypuff (02/15/2013) [-]
Its gemma atkinson you retard
User avatar #127 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
alright i admit i was wrong i just image searched and it came up sarah chalke
User avatar #161 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
i said several times google images is wrong -_-
User avatar #168 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
i admit defeat
User avatar #112 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
so you believe anything you see on the internet google images isnt too reliable
#153 - deezknuts has deleted their comment.
#107 - no its not  [+] (22 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How men see women -1
User avatar #108 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
ya it is
User avatar #111 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
the girl in the first one was posted on 4chan and after everyone fapped to it op said she was dead so they all fapped to a dead person not sarah chalke besides Sarah's boobs arent that big
User avatar #114 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
just look it up and stop thumbing me down
User avatar #116 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
someone is trying to start a shit storm ill thumb you up to take away the negatives
User avatar #115 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
im not thumbing you dumb i swear
User avatar #109 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
sarah chalkes face doesnt look like that
#117 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
did it for you
#136 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I want you to click on the picture of who you believe is Sarah Chalke (Click the woman in the pink lingerie) I want you to scroll down that page and read the first fucking comment. That is indeed Gemma Atkinson. Google her name if you don't believe.
User avatar #137 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
i know now bro everyone said already
User avatar #118 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
thats not her i have seen enough scrubs to know who sarah chalke is and what she looks like that isnt her
you are a child on a computer that believes anything on the internet that isnt her
User avatar #120 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
bro, i want you to chill your titties
User avatar #121 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
bro i want you to have common sense that isnt sarah chalke and you are a moron for thinking so
#152 - deezknuts (02/15/2013) [-]
nigger

chill your voluptious titties

erright?


User avatar #128 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
as stated by the man above
User avatar #126 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
gemma atkinson
User avatar #110 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
look it up
User avatar #125 - jigullypuff (02/15/2013) [-]
Its gemma atkinson you retard
User avatar #127 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
alright i admit i was wrong i just image searched and it came up sarah chalke
User avatar #161 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
i said several times google images is wrong -_-
User avatar #168 - mrkickasscomedy (02/15/2013) [-]
i admit defeat
User avatar #112 - angelassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
so you believe anything you see on the internet google images isnt too reliable
#153 - deezknuts has deleted their comment.
#32 - Picture 02/15/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#2499 - **angelassassin rolled a random comment #194 posted by ano… 02/15/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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