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angelassassin

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
Last Login:2/23/2015
Location:America
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#40 - Picture 03/26/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#39 - http://www .asstr. org/~AnonyMPC/Wanna_Bet. htm  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#25 - I mean why wouldn't you check to see if the paint is wet i mea… 03/25/2013 on Wet Paint +2
#38 - Picture 03/25/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#60 - Wait but start wars was in the past 03/24/2013 on One Day 0
#37 - Picture 03/23/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#1 - im pretty sure thats a quote from a movie i think its an ameri… 03/23/2013 on Full retard -1
#335 - Picture 03/21/2013 on Put up your current wallpaper. +1
#15 - the kid he gave the ball to was standing up trying to get the …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on A bit of good karma 0
User avatar #215 - sonofminos (03/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I mistook the water bottles in his seat as wheelchair arm rests for some reason, but that doesn't really answer the actual purpose of my question.

Was the kid told to give the ball to the younger child. It appears he was. He and his friend stop to look down at someone who is talking to them, and then he walks to the younger child and hands him the ball.
#53 - i did i just forgot i thought she said in an interview he beca… 03/21/2013 on Neville 0
#49 - i mean then neither of us are right i thought he became headma…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville -2
#51 - blackandwhitegod (03/21/2013) [-]
The books say he becomes the Herbology professor.

None of the main characters become the headmaster.

Google is your friend if you don't want to read the last 5 pages, or can't.
User avatar #53 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i did i just forgot i thought she said in an interview he became the headmaster idk i guess i was wrong oh well
#45 - can you show me proof im not saying you are wrong i just want …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville -1
User avatar #46 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
the burden of proof is on you friend i can show you where he became the herbology professor, you must prove that he beame headmaster
User avatar #49 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i mean then neither of us are right i thought he became headmaster if not then who did?
#51 - blackandwhitegod (03/21/2013) [-]
The books say he becomes the Herbology professor.

None of the main characters become the headmaster.

Google is your friend if you don't want to read the last 5 pages, or can't.
User avatar #53 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i did i just forgot i thought she said in an interview he became the headmaster idk i guess i was wrong oh well
User avatar #47 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
became
#42 - yes he did i believe so im pretty sure jk rowling said it hers…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville -2
User avatar #43 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #45 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
can you show me proof im not saying you are wrong i just want to see and if he didnt who did?
User avatar #46 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
the burden of proof is on you friend i can show you where he became the herbology professor, you must prove that he beame headmaster
User avatar #49 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i mean then neither of us are right i thought he became headmaster if not then who did?
#51 - blackandwhitegod (03/21/2013) [-]
The books say he becomes the Herbology professor.

None of the main characters become the headmaster.

Google is your friend if you don't want to read the last 5 pages, or can't.
User avatar #53 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i did i just forgot i thought she said in an interview he became the headmaster idk i guess i was wrong oh well
User avatar #47 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
became
#37 - Yes he did  [+] (9 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville -1
User avatar #40 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
no he didn't?
User avatar #42 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
yes he did i believe so im pretty sure jk rowling said it herself or it was someone else,
im almost positive it was neville
User avatar #43 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #45 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
can you show me proof im not saying you are wrong i just want to see and if he didnt who did?
User avatar #46 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
the burden of proof is on you friend i can show you where he became the herbology professor, you must prove that he beame headmaster
User avatar #49 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i mean then neither of us are right i thought he became headmaster if not then who did?
#51 - blackandwhitegod (03/21/2013) [-]
The books say he becomes the Herbology professor.

None of the main characters become the headmaster.

Google is your friend if you don't want to read the last 5 pages, or can't.
User avatar #53 - angelassassin (03/21/2013) [-]
i did i just forgot i thought she said in an interview he became the headmaster idk i guess i was wrong oh well
User avatar #47 - zombielovez (03/21/2013) [-]
became
#316 - i really dont care i think mine would be fine 03/18/2013 on How fucked up are you 0
#132 - i would like either earth or fire (maybe both) for the reason … 03/17/2013 on Bending Poll Day 1 +1
#45 - you made it 43 comments :(  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on ahhhh +7
#54 - randomnesss (03/17/2013) [-]
It had to be done.
#18 - no that doesnt even make sense then brownies would be called backies 03/16/2013 on Well, I don't quite know. 0
#16 - i know but they are baked goods  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Well, I don't quite know. 0
User avatar #17 - allnamesrtaken (03/16/2013) [-]
So they should be called bakeies, since they're baked goods.
User avatar #18 - angelassassin (03/16/2013) [-]
no that doesnt even make sense then brownies would be called backies
#13 - Well cookies are a baked good so you bake them thats all i can think  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Well, I don't quite know. 0
User avatar #15 - allnamesrtaken (03/16/2013) [-]
They're called Cookies, not bakeies
User avatar #16 - angelassassin (03/16/2013) [-]
i know but they are baked goods
User avatar #17 - allnamesrtaken (03/16/2013) [-]
So they should be called bakeies, since they're baked goods.
User avatar #18 - angelassassin (03/16/2013) [-]
no that doesnt even make sense then brownies would be called backies
#674 - Ill take the money i mean like sex is great and all but i dont… 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide 0
#41 - i mean i know someone who looks 12 ish and is actually 16 and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on im shocked!... well not... 0
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#16 - dont forget everybody type in all chat and caps about how your… 03/12/2013 on Jungling in solo queue +4
#11 - i never get notified no one says my name  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on phail +1
User avatar #34 - huszti (03/12/2013) [-]
i know that feel, angelassassin... but some times i/my comment/picture got rolled. i felt famous...
#463 - Picture 03/10/2013 on Let's Play A Game 0

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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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