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#146 - Is this real? pls say no 09/07/2013 on no. No. NO. 0
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#67 - what does it mean if i cant read that?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on To all colorblind funnyjunkers 0
User avatar #75 - Cloudlessewe (08/22/2013) [-]
Nothing, whoever changed the colour made it so all the lighter red shades from the original picture was replaced with the same colour that replaced green from the original. It would take some insane eyesight to clearly read that.
#17 - what movie is this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on The murder +1
#20 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
#19 - It's pretty unhealthy  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2013 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +3
User avatar #202 - ruebezahl (08/21/2013) [-]
A noodle soup is unhealthy?

I'm curious: Which food is then not unhealthy?
User avatar #45 - rieskimo (08/20/2013) [-]
That really depends on the ramen one eats.
Just like a pizza.
You can make a very healthy pizza with some nice vegetable toppings and good cheeses, or you can just stick anything with tons of sodium on top of it.
User avatar #44 - ricketyrackety (08/20/2013) [-]
packaged ramen is, yes... but kinds that are made at home or in restaurants aren't that bad.
User avatar #197 - afjhahsdsl (08/21/2013) [-]
Have you tried ramen from a ramen shop? e.g "Daikokuya"
life changing. I was Obsessed my first try. I think i spent $50 in one sitting cause they kept refilling my bowl and I went at 1 am because the lines usually go to the street in the day.

just sharing
#47 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
well yea but most people eat packed ramen
User avatar #43 - MatthewsGauss (08/20/2013) [-]
why is he getting thumbed down for telling the truth
#70 - what is this shows name i cant remeber  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Chef Ramsay +3
User avatar #72 - tenaciousjon (08/03/2013) [-]
Heaven's Cookery.
#75 - nignogatron (08/03/2013) [-]
Made me laugh, thank you
User avatar #79 - tenaciousjon (08/03/2013) [-]
Oh stop, you...
#71 - tonythetiger (08/03/2013) [-]
hells kitchen
#269 - i know it's in A Big's Life but i forget where  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Pixar Mindfuck +1
User avatar #278 - badassspaceman (07/15/2013) [-]
It's at that trailer park with the bug zapper.
The bug's all like "The light's so pretty"
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#29 - i mean i just got into doctor who and if i knew what the hell … 05/19/2013 on happens to me all the time 0
#44 - **angelassassin rolls 389** 05/12/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#194 - idk they said they they couldnt see the older colored text peo… 05/10/2013 on McDisasters 19: Dinner Rush... +2
#190 - i thought it was done so colorblind people could read it since…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on McDisasters 19: Dinner Rush... +3
User avatar #193 - cthumoo (05/10/2013) [-]
what colour did it used to be?
User avatar #194 - angelassassin (05/10/2013) [-]
idk they said they they couldnt see the older colored text people used on here
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#28 - oh thats pretty cool 05/05/2013 on jesus 0
#26 - alright 05/05/2013 on jesus 0
#24 - are you being serious  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2013 on jesus -1
User avatar #27 - onceman (05/05/2013) [-]
As far as we know, Jesus existed, and he was a great man, what we don't know is if he was God.
User avatar #28 - angelassassin (05/05/2013) [-]
oh thats pretty cool
User avatar #25 - therealsuperderpy (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes I am.
Look it up.
User avatar #26 - angelassassin (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
User avatar #44 - angelassassin (05/12/2013) [-]
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