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#22 - Comment deleted 05/27/2012 on Her? 0
#11 - **angelassassin rolls 42,721** 05/27/2012 on Classic Nigger -2
#61 - The name's Lea got it. 05/27/2012 on Life saver 0
#83 - Ok yea i don't like the Atheism channel here not becuase they …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on This Is A Cat -1
#86 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
I don't have a problem with what you believe in as long as it doesn't effect the laws and norms of society.

Oh, wait...
#66 - Can someone explain to me why this was posted in the Atheism channel?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on This Is A Cat 0
User avatar #79 - malific (05/27/2012) [-]
Because the "I'm an atheist because it's cool to be one" assumption is that to have a religion is to hate some one one or all of those reasons.

Just dick heads giving them a bad name.
User avatar #83 - angelassassin (05/27/2012) [-]
Ok yea i don't like the Atheism channel here not becuase they are Atheist, but because
they are dicks and stuff, I don't have a problem as long as you don't bash on what i
believe in.
#86 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
I don't have a problem with what you believe in as long as it doesn't effect the laws and norms of society.

Oh, wait...
#13 - Yea I don't know my dad anon but you don't see my saying …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Title +4
#57 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
#138 - what did he say  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on HARRY POTTER GEEKKKKK 0
User avatar #634 - kbxcn (05/26/2012) [-]
Paraphrased: "I liked the movie, too."
#147 - Can some please tell me why people tell Christians they are w…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Aliens > God +7
#196 - moosic (05/23/2012) [-]
I try to let other people have their own beliefs, since it doesn't matter what anyone thinks as long as they do good. Everyone (ill admit, this includes me sometimes) is just attacking Christianity because of the hypocrites, not for any real religious reason.
#155 - mrpoolman (05/23/2012) [-]
ill tell you how i feel about your opinion
#174 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
#165 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
you are a prime example of what's wrong with the world
User avatar #152 - MyNameIsARickRoll (05/23/2012) [-]
The reason people tell Christians they are wrong is because Christians provably make untruthful claims, and some of them promote those claims to be taught as fact to children who aren't old enough to arm themselves against fallacious misinformation. Also, Christianity is a hateful religion filled with homophobia, bigotry, sexism, racism and immoral teachings.
Now, Christians are provably wrong, and the book they claim to be the completely true word of god is also provably wrong.

However, the idea of a God overall cannot be disproven. The idea of a creator of the universe who doesn't interfere with human affairs or even care, cannot be disproven. Does that mean we should believe it? No, look up unfalsifiable hypotheses for more information.
People who believe in this 'god' are called Deists. You never see anyone attacking deists, and that's because they are not claiming anything impossible, immoral, cruel, or just plain stupid.

tl;dr People attack Christians because Christianity is stupid and mean.
#186 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
Wait, wasn't Jesus actually a person?

And I remember reading somewhere that there actually was a massive flood like in Noah's Ark.

I forget what point i was trying to make.
#204 - moosic (05/23/2012) [-]
Only an idiot would say that there was never a historical figure named Jesus.
On a separate note, there may have been a large flood in the area of Jerusalem when the old testament was being written, but whether or not it was a worldwide flood or just a larger flood than usual (the Tigris and Euphrates rivers flooded quite often) is anyone's guess.
User avatar #162 - Mortspear (05/23/2012) [-]
I don't usually get involved in religion arguments, but Jesus' main memo was for you to love everyone.

And if you're going to say something is "provably wrong", then why not sure any proof at all? There's no real proof that disproves or proves that God exists,
User avatar #248 - MyNameIsARickRoll (05/23/2012) [-]
Jesus actually said himself that he came ''not to spread peace'' but ''with a sword''. He also said that none of the old testament rules were repealed.

And as I actually said in my original post, you can't disprove A God, but you can disprove the CHRISTIAN God, because if the Christian God was the real one, and the Bible was his word- as it is reported to be- then it should have no mistakes, and it does. If you wanted me to list them all, you'd have a list which went of for a heck of a long time. You can find some examples at Skeptics Annotated Bible .com
#197 - scousaj (05/23/2012) [-]
Whilst that may be true, it says in the bible that anyone who tries to spread word of other religions should be murdered, and their village should be burnt to the ground. That's the word of GOD... you know, that 'thing' that they worship?
User avatar #212 - Mortspear (05/23/2012) [-]
I'm assuming that they're from the old testament. I'm not one of those "old testament means nothing" type of person, but the whole point of Jesus was to change the laws of God and show what the religion of Christianity is all about. God would've never sent Jesus if he wanted his "policy" to remain the same.
#210 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
Nope. The Bible is the word of God as interpreted by man. Thus, incorrect. There are many, many different versions, and many, many different ways to interpret passages.

Also, i find it funny how some Atheists toss that out while bashing religion, like it's not complete hypocrisy.
#240 - scousaj (05/23/2012) [-]
I'm not exactly sure how it's hypocrisy... I don't promote/condone violence, and anything/anyone that does is a "bad person" per se. Now sure, the Bible promotes a lot of peace, and I actually think that religion has a lot of good fundamental points.

To address(?) your point on that the Bible is the "word of God, as interpreted by man"... Well surely GOD would make sure that his word is perfect, like Mortspear said. Also, I've read that chapter (which mentions the killing other religious prophets) in many different versions and they same the same thing, more or less.

Finally, to answer Mortspear's point, please correct me if I'm wrong; but I do believe that Jesus was sent to Earth to try and rid people of their sins.... Also, one thing that bugs me is if GOD is Christian (as Christians would have you believe) then why was Jesus a Jew? Just something that I can never get my head around... please enlighten me.
User avatar #244 - Mortspear (05/23/2012) [-]
You're right, he did come to rid people of their sins. Somewhere in Matthew, Jesus says "I did not come to destroy the law, but to fulfill them." Which is meaning he isn't saying everything God told you not to do in the OT is alright now, but to show that everyone deserves the opportunity of choice, which is totally different from the God you saw in the OT (See the story of Noah).

To the God being Christian statement, this is strictly my opinion, so don't take it personal, but first God has no religion, he is the religion. I was never sure if Jesus was called a Jew because of the region he was born, or his religious preferences. I've always seen it as Jesus being a Jew, and following his death began the religion of Christianity.
User avatar #213 - Mortspear (05/23/2012) [-]
I know a lot of people believe that since it has flaws because it was wrote by man, but honestly think about it, if God does exist and is everything that he says he is, do you really think he would let his "words" be flawed?
User avatar #215 - Mortspear (05/23/2012) [-]
I meant since it is wrote by man, its has flaws. Got it backwards, sorry.
User avatar #157 - twerlyir (05/23/2012) [-]
Proper logic without generalising Christians on their religion? In MY FunnyjunK!?
User avatar #163 - spycheckingpyro (05/23/2012) [-]
it's more likely than you think
#154 - rottie (05/23/2012) [-]
nicely said.
#134 - thats what i was thinking God shall forgive anyone as long as …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Aliens > God +5
#160 - fansinatra (05/23/2012) [-]
Matthew 12:31

But other than that yes, you will be forgiven through true penetance.

#1134 - One of the shabti jumped onto the table. For those of you … 05/21/2012 on Wat. 0
#915 - Because every christian is like that and every atheist is a ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian -1
#956 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Are you questioning the information in the Bible ?! You are going to hell

Christfag logic
User avatar #937 - noblexfenrir (05/20/2012) [-]
Goddamnit....okay first atheists don't believe in evolution, that's not a staple of atheism. If you believe it personally than fine, but atheism is simply "Refuting the existence of a god with the lack of evidence provided"

Also god could have done that, fine, first prove god exists.
#2 - this isnt even funny; maybe in like 3rd grade it was 05/20/2012 on your mum +1
#702 - My iphone i have no idea what that means 05/19/2012 on Yeah I'm Dead 0
#3 - unless he created everyone their is an origin of memes comic s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on So I saw this on Facebook... +2
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#1 - haha **** us indead im christian too by the way 05/19/2012 on Being Christian on FunnyJunk 0
#15 - seannessytheking im glad your back i like your stories and i l… 05/19/2012 on The Study Session -2
#53 - yes but they can be only one 05/17/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#47 - how is reddit gryffindor and ravenclaw  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Facebook (1) +3
#52 - anonymous (05/17/2012) [-]
Cause both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are fucking awesome, and so is reddit.
User avatar #53 - angelassassin (05/17/2012) [-]
yes but they can be only one
#69 - Wait just to be sure because i dont remember that episode afte…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on Saddest realisation ever. +4
User avatar #107 - PigeonOnKrak (05/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, although Aunt Wu may have just said it to hurry Katara along.
#182 - Pabu is the best he is so cute he has the best poker face too 05/12/2012 on Avatar Logic 0
#153 - Haha i like papu spelling is most likely wrong but Bolin's pet…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2012 on Avatar Logic +1
#168 - zombieplayground (05/12/2012) [-]
I love how adorable he is! Like when he ate to many noodles and had to waddle out of the restaurant.
User avatar #182 - angelassassin (05/12/2012) [-]
Pabu is the best he is so cute he has the best poker face too
User avatar #164 - thesapphirekitty (05/12/2012) [-]
Really close! Pabu. And yeah I like him too. ^_^
#151 - I thought the same thing the newest episode made me think that…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2012 on Avatar Logic +1
#152 - zombieplayground (05/12/2012) [-]
me too. Although after the new episode my new favorite character has to be the pro-bending announcer.
User avatar #153 - angelassassin (05/12/2012) [-]
Haha i like papu spelling is most likely wrong but Bolin's pet the fire ferret
#168 - zombieplayground (05/12/2012) [-]
I love how adorable he is! Like when he ate to many noodles and had to waddle out of the restaurant.
User avatar #182 - angelassassin (05/12/2012) [-]
Pabu is the best he is so cute he has the best poker face too
User avatar #164 - thesapphirekitty (05/12/2012) [-]
Really close! Pabu. And yeah I like him too. ^_^
#303 - Who do you play most like your best character  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on Skyrim Fans 0
#304 - bigmanblue (05/12/2012) [-]
probebly viegar and riven
#5 - PC version is better because of mods but i enjoy the xbox vers… 05/12/2012 on Minecraft Xbox 360 +2
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(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
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Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
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