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#65 - Hazama is ultimate troll you trolled trollolol guy to death 06/04/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 524 +2
#34 - or suck the air away form them so they cant breathe and get no oxygen 06/03/2012 on Airbending master technique 0
#21 - oh lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on Venus Transit 0
#43 - goodguyslendy has deleted their comment.
#106 - Religion used splash Atheists used splash  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2012 on atheist stuff +6
#294 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Atheism used logic and reasoning. Religion's faith armor protects it from the attack.
Religion used faith. Its doesn't affect foe Atheism.
User avatar #209 - aesguitar (06/04/2012) [-]
Religion would win because it would run out of PP for splash and have to use Struggle which only does 25%-50% recoil damage, depending on the generation.
#220 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Religion will win cause only thinking splash does damage they will make it turn true.
User avatar #222 - aesguitar (06/04/2012) [-]
you sir, bring up a good point.
User avatar #194 - LiamNeeson (06/04/2012) [-]
Religion used bitch*
Atheists used bitch*
#18 - whats that?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Venus Transit 0
#20 - goodguyslendy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - angelassassin (06/03/2012) [-]
oh lol
#43 - goodguyslendy has deleted their comment.
#25 - i enjoy ponytime, and bendingtime i dont mind science channel … 06/03/2012 on Fucking-science channel +1
#23 - yea but not everyday like the *************** channel  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Fucking-science channel +1
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User avatar #25 - angelassassin (06/03/2012) [-]
i enjoy ponytime, and bendingtime i dont mind science channel but they did flood the site
#20 - But they dont make front page  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Fucking-science channel 0
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User avatar #23 - angelassassin (06/03/2012) [-]
yea but not everyday like the fucking-science channel
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User avatar #25 - angelassassin (06/03/2012) [-]
i enjoy ponytime, and bendingtime i dont mind science channel but they did flood the site
#209 - if you lesbian porn wut? 06/03/2012 on feels +1
#205 - In Harry Potter it's Ginny in real life its Bonnie Wright 06/03/2012 on Harry potter 0
#72 - yes they say no pony or any pony 06/03/2012 on A "Fun" night. 0
#10 - Well i ****** up when reading i completely missed…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on Disney Facts 0
User avatar #11 - darklucius (06/02/2012) [-]
yes, you did fuck up in reading it. :P It's still wrong though. If B.a.t.B. was the first to get nominated, that record will stand forever, because it can never not be the first.
#7 - The last one is false considering Walt Disney won 30 something…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Disney Facts +2
User avatar #9 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
It said that Beauty and the Beast was the first to get nominated. Which confuses me because if says that Pixar's Up stole that honor. How does one steal being the first to do something?
User avatar #10 - angelassassin (06/01/2012) [-]
Well i fucked up when reading i completely missed the word first and replaced it with only.
The whole Pixar stole this thing may also be why i partly misread this lol.
User avatar #11 - darklucius (06/02/2012) [-]
yes, you did fuck up in reading it. :P It's still wrong though. If B.a.t.B. was the first to get nominated, that record will stand forever, because it can never not be the first.
#45 - Way to steal top comment on the youtube video 05/31/2012 on Link in description 0
#102 - But how would they know to cheat 05/30/2012 on Avatar Trivia All LoK Edition 0
#3 - damn i was going to watch them  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2012 on nevergonnatrollyou's profile 0
User avatar #4 - amiliapond (05/30/2012) [-]
thats why im glad i downloaded them straight away. i missed captain america though
User avatar #5 - blackrosedragon (05/31/2012) [-]
there is always pirate bay.
#69 - or he could hold the f5 key 05/29/2012 on Oh youtube +2
#41 - I just realized Severus Snape does that with his coat 05/29/2012 on Lin and Tenzin +4
#1 - The Thor, Captain America, and Avengers movies were taken down… 05/28/2012 on nevergonnatrollyou's profile 0
#79 - not sure if trolling or really stupid 05/28/2012 on Walt Disney 0
#63 - the irony in the picture you posted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2012 on Walt Disney +3
User avatar #78 - stafflessmoses (05/28/2012) [-]
Why is she dead? or...? Sorry, I'm a fucking idiot.
User avatar #79 - angelassassin (05/28/2012) [-]
not sure if trolling

or really stupid
#193 - I was told i cause 9/11 i laughed but was confused at first 05/27/2012 on Best roll in history 0
#192 - **angelassassin rolled user mlpmeh ** 05/27/2012 on Best roll in history 0
#64 - I like the for an mmo, I want guild wars 2 though, another gam… 05/27/2012 on Found this and i thought i... 0
#104 - Actually Finn is the last human alive after a nuclear fallout.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on ADDDDDDVENTURE TIMEEEE +8
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User avatar #109 - nerb (05/27/2012) [-]
It's like 500-1000 years after the Great Mushroom War. There were humans, but they were dwindling, and Finns real parents died and left him i the woods where Jake's parents found him.
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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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