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andywazowski

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Content Ranking:#7158
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Highest Content Rank:#5570
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#39 - TF2 was a rip off of Doom.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Open Beta When!? +1
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#101 - hurpfry (12/29/2015) [-]
Doom was a rip off of tetris
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#94 - themarineelite (12/28/2015) [-]
Quake*
#37 - OnlyWatch 12/28/2015 on Open Beta When!? +12
#19 - I remember the first time I saw this. ******* gold. 12/28/2015 on Watermelon +6
#15 - Pretty sure I would still have some mental scaring if this hap…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on kidnapping +6
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#19 - ninesundev (12/28/2015) [-]
No you won't, it will take a lot to get damaged mentally There are exceptions
#28 - Are we over the "OMG don't spoil!" period?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Episode 8 +4
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#39 - quantumranger (12/28/2015) [-]
I think pretty much everyone has seen that spoiler by now
#5 - The REAL deadbeat are the people that plug themselves in the… 12/27/2015 on Deadbeat dad 0
#44 - Family members look alike? Whaaaat!? 12/27/2015 on Did it deserve it? +2
#45 - Picture 12/27/2015 on No traitors allowed +4
#44 - Picture 12/27/2015 on No traitors allowed +2
#1 - That's actually kinda clever 12/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
#6 - This comic affects me way more than it should 12/26/2015 on Immortality comes at a price +19
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Oh no +35
#12 - jaevel (12/26/2015) [-]
Shit, now I finally understand this image.
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#11 - dudenectar (12/26/2015) [-]
a classic image
#15 - twostepstoomany (12/26/2015) [-]
#2 - Reminds me of that playboy shoot with Dooger 12/25/2015 on Goals -1
#32 - Comment deleted 12/25/2015 on Alright... fuk... wits? Am... 0
#4 - ******* svenskere  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Swedish cops on Brooklyn... +197
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#63 - sanbonzakura (12/26/2015) [-]
you misspelled savage
#59 - dalarna (12/26/2015) [-]
Time to take out the garbage.
#65 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Er du sur brormand?
#49 - redrepeater (12/26/2015) [-]
#56 - rayeightk (12/26/2015) [-]
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#57 - wraithguard (12/26/2015) [-]
Things look pretty one-sided if you ask me.
#95 - Implying every baby wants to drink from a bottle. I never did,… 12/24/2015 on Oh Behave! 0
#15 - > loot > League  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on git gud +64
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#25 - tenfinnvo (12/24/2015) [-]
It's a meme you dip
#25 - Well, if you're not gay of course you would. If I had the choi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on On Set Boner +32
#86 - elijie (12/24/2015) [-]
>and
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#46 - buddywuggle (12/24/2015) [-]
Castration and ball kicking are both fetishes tho.
#27 - rayeightk (12/24/2015) [-]
................wait a moment while that kicks into realization.






Cheezus H Rice. The imagrey.
#36 - Why do people always use the ******* breastfeed example…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Oh Behave! +15
#71 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh what's this? A BOTTLE? Oh my it's as if you can use it to carry fluids that you can use to feed babies with! Who ever would have thought such a thing would exist!

"boohoo breastpumps hurt ;(;(;(" Well la-dee-fricken-da having a child must not hurt at all then, since you did that just fine.
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#95 - andywazowski (12/24/2015) [-]
Implying every baby wants to drink from a bottle. I never did, i went from tity, straight to cup
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#53 - yunablade (12/24/2015) [-]
If you cover it with a small blanket, I would have no trouble.

Its just public courtesy. It's not that hard to find a private place to feed the baby, and if you cannot find one use a blanket to cover it and that is it.
#32 - Damn, what a blast from the past. 12/24/2015 on Cringe comp. +4
#26 - I mean, I had about the americas in middle school, not specifi… 12/24/2015 on Stephen Colbert +1
#17 - STOOOOOP 12/24/2015 on Cracking Eggs +1
#73 - Still shootin WAAAY past what the joke is  [+] (19 new replies) 12/24/2015 on For every thumb admin... +16
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#76 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
still getting trolled into oblivion
#174 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
guys i was just pretending to be retarded
#94 - digitalmasterx (12/24/2015) [-]
uh, you kind of missed the joke dude...
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#96 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
and you kind of missed the opportunity to be relevant
#98 - digitalmasterx (12/24/2015) [-]
maybe you should get fucked on Christmas eve fucking dickhead
lay off the cocaine
#101 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
yfw typing that
#112 - goobyman (12/24/2015) [-]
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#113 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
hmm i think you must have missed the point i was making
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#114 - goobyman (12/24/2015) [-]
refer to >>#101 for your own comment chain
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#115 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
i was talking about myself in the third person, but yes now i see how that could be interpreted the wrong way
#186 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
i hope you realize how much christmas spirit you've added to the site today
#187 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
lol yw
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#157 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
This is off topic, and frankly, I could give less fucks about this thread
Goodluck trying to reach -400!
#176 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
what happens at -400? im pretty sure ill get there and then some...and if you can believe it i was at positive 100 and something before this
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#177 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
Before this?
You're in negative?
#183 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
so what happens at -400? also how did you make it impossible to reply to your one man punch comment?
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#185 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
1. You probably surpass a shitposter's level
2. comment limit
#178 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
before this thread in particular i was +100 and some change...not that i care or anything....well honestly it is a little annoying being limited to 15 minute posts and having to post as anon...simply because its harder to keep track of my posts.
#181 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
Ah.
#54 - You missed the joke pal  [+] (54 new replies) 12/24/2015 on For every thumb admin... +33
#194 - rhodg (12/24/2015) [-]
You missed the fact that he's a troll, 'pal'
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#58 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
or maybe i have a soul and i dont think its fuckin funny dipshit
#148 - edgecutter (12/24/2015) [-]
The joke isn't even about hos burn victims look like ham.
It's making fun of people who're stupid enough to believe this.
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#162 - bouazizforever (12/24/2015) [-]
I love the pic, more!
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#149 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
yes thats right, steer the implications away from the original post which this shitlord is responding to
#200 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
YOU FUCKING COCK HOW DARE YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)vvvvv( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)vvvvv( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#150 - edgecutter (12/24/2015) [-]
This is another case of "I understand the words, but not the sentence"
Care to elaborate, mate?
#152 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
lets see...religious nut bars post very real pictures of burn victims asking for prayers or what ever, which leads to a meme in which people simultaneously mock the sentiments of religious people and people with massive burn scars on their face...but its all for the lols right? no its just people reacting to the fact that they were forced to experience any emotion at all in a context they dont approve of...im just reveling in the novelty of doing the exact same thing
#153 - edgecutter (12/24/2015) [-]
Alright, let's start with deconstructing that sentence.
"religious nut bars" Asking for prayers hardly warrants the title "religious nut bars"
Religious? Sure. Nut bars? Not if all you have to go by is the picture.

"very real pictures of burn victims"
That dog literally has a piece of ham on its' face. The comment is emphasizing that, and having a laugh with it.

"which leads to a meme in which people simultaneously mock the sentiments of religious people and people with massive burn scars on their face"
I don't think anyone's mocking the sentiments of these religious folk.
As said before, we've having a laugh about how silly it would be to believe that's a picture of a real burn victim. The only "mockery" here is laughing with people who believe that.

"its just people reacting to the fact that they were forced to experience any emotion at all in a context they dont approve of"
What emotions exactly? Because as I have mentioned before, there is literally no real mockery going on.

I'm still having trouble understanding why you're having your knickers in such a twist.
#156 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
yes i think religious people are nutty...especially if they think that prayers do anything other than indulge their over inflated sense of self worth

the very real pictures are the ones the religious people post on face book, which these two photos are mock.... up to speed yet?

sorrow is the emotion they were forced to experience, in the context of a plea for some sort of religious exorcism ritual or something...that sentiment i can relate to, but not taking it a step forward to mock people with severe burn scars on their face

my knickers are twisted cus i was up all night fixing a piece of equipment at a hospital that happened to be in a burn ward and i can just imagine how utterly shattered those people would be if they saw either of these pictures mocking the way they now look
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#161 - edgecutter (12/24/2015) [-]
"yes i think religious people are nutty...especially if they think that prayers do anything other than indulge their over inflated sense of self worth " is a broad statement. Go figure why that's bad.

"the very real pictures are the ones the religious people post on face book, which these two photos are mock"
You're making a leap in assumption there.

"sorrow is the emotion they were forced to experience"
"taking it a step forward to mock people with severe burn scars on their face"
No one here is even mentioning not wanting to feel sorrow. I don't even think anyone felt sorrow at all.
No one is even mocking people with severe burn scars on their faces.

"i can just imagine how utterly shattered those people would be if they saw either of these pictures mocking the way they now look"
Well, for one thing, they aren't being mocked, go figure.
Secondly, and this is entirely my opinion, if they were to be emotionally "shattered" from this alone, then they have bigger problems than being burned.
Being that emotionally weak to be hurt from a piece of ham, strategically placed on a dog's face is a bit overboard.
That being said, I don't think they'd be hurt, I think the problem lies with you, moreso than anything else.

I've made cancer jokes with my brother... who was in a hospital bed... with brain tumors... which were indeed cancerous. He didn't mind one single bit, hell he even laughed.
If you're telling me these people would get hurt from a slightly amusing picture, but my brother, or anyone else I've known with cancer, would laugh with their condition while on their deathbed, then I find that assumption to be absolutely preposterous.
#167 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
im sorry about your brother man, im sure youre right and he really did think it was funny
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#140 - loopzoop (12/24/2015) [-]
is it 'cause you're a burn victim?
#66 - capnkrunch (12/24/2015) [-]
There was literally ham on her face, "dipshit"
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#70 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
no shit you fuckin idiot...to some people thats a joke... to people like me its a sign that youve never actually sat down and tried to imagine what a nightmare it must be for these people
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#134 - bme (12/24/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would you sit down and try and be a burn victim. Do you just take like 45 minutes a day and pretend terrible thing happen to you? I tried to kill myself but guess what suicide jokes are funny get over it. Had friends stabbed, killed, drown, an die from sports but guess what I'm not gunna lose my shit everytime someone jokes about death.

Get over yourself.
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#135 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
ok im over myself, what next master?
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#136 - bme (12/24/2015) [-]
Go kill yourself and anyone who carries your genes.
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#137 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
sorry i dont understand your last command, can you rephrase and try again?
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#138 - bme (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm sure there is a lot you don't understand. Things like what having friends feel like, or what tits are, or maybe what pussy taste like, or when everyone in special ed is laughing at a joke but you don't get it so you go a cry in the corner and wait for your gaurdian to show up. cause we all know your parents gave up on that shit a long time ago unfortunately I only do community service when It's required so I will not be helping a retarded child understand a simple sentence today.
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#139 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
you know they say the insults people use are reflections of their own deeply guarded insecurities
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#110 - tarekmig (12/24/2015) [-]
I can imagine what a nightmare it must be for a retard like you to communicate in society.
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#196 - kennyh (12/24/2015) [-]
Negative rank. He's an obvious troll.
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#111 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
LOL yes im sure u have no trouble imaging what its like to be a retard
#116 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Reading your comments is enough to experience being one.
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#117 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
yea i know, i make people feel retarded with my logic and shit...its ok bro i still think youre alright
#124 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
"yea i know, i make people feel retarded with my logic and shit"
Nope, you're just too dumb to type anything that makes sense
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#125 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
is that really how you feel? well honestly, i for one am SHOCKED
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#179 - failtolawl (12/24/2015) [-]
All I am getting from this thread is there are like 50 very mad people going around thumbing all your stuff down.
#182 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
yep i expected as much...the truth its pretty fucked up to laugh at the expense of burn victims...and people dont like being reminded of this fact....all the evidence you need is right here
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#193 - akhkharux (12/24/2015) [-]
AWww Yiissss... Let me just get out my joke book for those that feel the need to start arguments on the internet. Erhm..hm... Knock, Knock! Who's There? Broccoli. Broccoli who? BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOCCOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
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#202 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
dude fuck you there are plenty of other perfectly good vegetables to tell jokes about, you're just like everyone else on this site, singling broccoli out because it makes you fart at your grandmas house. oh oh im sure if you ate a bunch of carrots and pooted in the bath tub where the bubbles pop right bellow your nose you wouldnt be dissing broccoli so hard anymore...typical fj'er and your fart sniffing racism
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#207 - akhkharux (12/25/2015) [-]
The bait is soooooooooooo good. Should I take it? Nah. Moving on with my life.
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#208 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/25/2015) [-]
fite me m8, 1v1 the sun
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#73 - andywazowski (12/24/2015) [-]
Still shootin WAAAY past what the joke is
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#76 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
still getting trolled into oblivion
#174 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
guys i was just pretending to be retarded
#94 - digitalmasterx (12/24/2015) [-]
uh, you kind of missed the joke dude...
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#96 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
and you kind of missed the opportunity to be relevant
#98 - digitalmasterx (12/24/2015) [-]
maybe you should get fucked on Christmas eve fucking dickhead
lay off the cocaine
#101 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
yfw typing that
#112 - goobyman (12/24/2015) [-]
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#113 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
hmm i think you must have missed the point i was making
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#114 - goobyman (12/24/2015) [-]
refer to >>#101 for your own comment chain
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#115 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/24/2015) [-]
i was talking about myself in the third person, but yes now i see how that could be interpreted the wrong way
#186 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
i hope you realize how much christmas spirit you've added to the site today
#187 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
lol yw
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#157 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
This is off topic, and frankly, I could give less fucks about this thread
Goodluck trying to reach -400!
#176 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
what happens at -400? im pretty sure ill get there and then some...and if you can believe it i was at positive 100 and something before this
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#177 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
Before this?
You're in negative?
#183 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
so what happens at -400? also how did you make it impossible to reply to your one man punch comment?
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#185 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
1. You probably surpass a shitposter's level
2. comment limit
#178 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
before this thread in particular i was +100 and some change...not that i care or anything....well honestly it is a little annoying being limited to 15 minute posts and having to post as anon...simply because its harder to keep track of my posts.
#181 - thegreentornado (12/24/2015) [-]
Ah.
#38 - Cmon Anon, if you're gonna be a baitlord, atleast put some eff… 12/24/2015 on Tesla +1

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User avatar #5 - andra ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
happy account birthday
#3 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
u from poland?
User avatar #4 to #3 - andywazowski (09/10/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/18/2013) [-]
how exactly do you get negative thumbs by no ''trying way too hard''?
User avatar #1 - enteroreninenine (10/31/2013) [-]
are you related to mike wazowski?
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