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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
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#57 - What? 12/14/2015 on Its always the jungle +4
#33 - Agreed, Superman is a boring as **** character. Atleast…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on aquaman +2
#49 - phenex (12/14/2015) [-]
He only has tension on the surface.
#44 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
yet another idiot who has probably never read more than 2 comic book and just repeats what others say.

boring my ass.superman is one of the best character and absolutley a better one than goddamn aquaman. new 52 superman not included.

and to answer others here talking about whether aquaman would beat supes or not. (again people talking out of their asses)
1: aquaman is all magick my ass. he is mostly meta with his trident being magical.
2: superman is indeed more vulnurable 2 magic, but he isnt anywher near where you people think he is. he most likely still has more magic invulnurability than aquaman. supes has taken more than enough magic attacks to prove that neptunes drident wont do much.
3: implying it matters even if aquaman could hurt him. supermans speed would deal with it.
4:wonderwoman is an all magic character, moreso after becoming the god of war, but she still wouldnt come close to beating serious superman.
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#45 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
I have never claimed Aquaman could beat Superman? All I'm saying is I find him way too generic and boring, because is the definition of "SUPER hero", I don't find his story as interesting as someone as Batman, and I don't really feel tension whenever he is in trouble, because he will probably fly into a supernova and just get 10x stronger than ususal for that arc, to beat whatever obstacle he is facing. The only version of him I like is in Injustice; Gods among us.
#6 - Is there a difference between men and womens razors? Besides m…  [+] (54 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +23
#56 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
>girls and boys razors

lmao

safety razor master race
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#59 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
The fuck even is that? Looks like something you'd pull out of a fucking tool box
#63 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Hello mr. 14 year old boy. This is a double edged razor, which gives you a much nicer shave for almost no money. You'll appreciate it when your those pubes on your face start to grow.
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#93 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
Kind of ironic calling me a 14 year old, but you don't even have the balls to log in
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#60 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
It's a single blade razor. It's double sided and pretty much makes your face go reverse puberty

I use one when I don't have time for a straight razor
#78 - heartlessrobot (12/14/2015) [-]
Eh, I can dryshave with a safety razor, it works just fine for what I need it to do.
Hell I've shaved with just creek water before.
#85 - thrifty (12/14/2015) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE oh god the pain and the catching and the burning
#61 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Using a straight razor eh? So you saw that one Bond movie aswel
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#86 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
I'll be perfectly honest if any movie inspired me to use a straight razor it would be sweeny todd
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#62 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah I've been wet shaving for a long time. Having a sister who worked at a mens salon while I was going through puberty taught me a lot about shaving
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#48 - butteredhamster (12/14/2015) [-]
I use mens' razors for my bikini line too. It's amazing because they have grips and like, 50 blades and get me smooth. Also, I feel more badass using a razor that looks like mens do and not a fucking female one that is pink and named "Goddess".
Maybe I want to be "Destroyer of worlds", you know?
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#49 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
To be fair, I can't feel a difference from 5 blades and up, but then again, I have never used a womans razor, so I don't know what it feels like. I have a question, do women use shaving cream or something similar when shaving their legs?
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#53 - Lilstow (12/14/2015) [-]
my girlfriend's razer has like, 2 blades.
I used it once when i really needed to shave but forgot my razer.
The hair came off unexpectedly easy, but the skin was super irritated afterwards.
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#50 - butteredhamster (12/14/2015) [-]
I like that the mens razors seem to have a more flexible neck to get everything. Plus, I save a couple bucks. I am sure that it has more to do with the fact that women have to shave so many more areas, but still, mens razors seem to be a closer and easier shave for me.
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#58 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
well i'd say 3 possibly 4 blades max on a men's razor is best. anything more than that is just for profit
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#36 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
girls razors often have safety wires or whatever and made to be disposable. a good men's razor should be well made and sharpened. she probably just used a good razor than a disposable woman one
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#26 - europe (12/14/2015) [-]
Price.
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#16 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
They make girl razors in such a way that you have to buy new ones faster because girls will. And for some reason the fuckers do not travel vody contours as well as mens razors. I only use guy razors because they last longer and I dont nick myself un sensitvie areas as easily. If girls stopped buying them they would fix it, but as a gender we are.... Subborn. Yea lwts go with that word.
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#45 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Dispensable men's razors are still better than women's?
Always used a women's but shaving the hoo-ha is extremely difficult, it's like just not taking off all hair no matter what I do.
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#65 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
Usually yes tho in the Gillette variety they are about equal. I just prefer mens for my full shaving needs. As you say the hoo-ha is a might touchy when getting shaved. Boy razors do a better and closer shave.
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#67 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Any brands/models you recommend?
Also how the fuck do i clean the properly, i just wash them with usually but ofc that leads to rusting eventually.
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#69 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
This is going to sound funny but dollar shave club gives great razors, sends them to your house every month and they are easy to clean with high pressured water. So if you have a water flosser it works great for cleaning the razors. I don't know any buy me ince kinds but for the price dollar shave club is bar none.
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#71 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Actually I'm a huge fucking moron because the only reason I don't epilate is because the old one broke and i'm poor, otherwise i can use it anywhere except fr "that part". Damn, I know what i'll ask for christmas now.
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#18 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
I never knew there was a difference, I mean I have seen those pink "one time use" razors, but I thought that was just a cheap brand, I never knew there was a difference, other than color maybe.
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#24 - Funnel (12/14/2015) [-]
There is no difference in men's vs. women's razor blades, the companies put the same exact blades in and admit it willingly. Except for in prices (women have to pay more) the blades are 100% identical. The difference in quality comes from different brands. The reason that men's razors last longer is because women have an 18 times larger surface area to shave, since most men don't shave their bodies.

Some people call this the "pink tax" or "women's tax", business people know that women are willing to pay more, therefor they charge more.
#27 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
nearly everything you said there is wrong.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEr8zmVEZQ
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#31 - Funnel (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't need to listen to a goof ranting for half an hour to know this to be true, I run a 4 million/year store and I know for a fact that women's products cost more, and not by a small margin either.

I listened to the first few minutes of this video and he's just plain lying, saying there is no source for the pink tax is bullshit. California's government did a huge state-wide study on this in 1995 and found that women pay on average $1,351 more per year than men on products that are basically identical, and now issues a $4000 fine to stores that still do this, and most still do and risk the fines.

The Associated Press also checked this out in Europe, and it's the same thing going on there.
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#19 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
I could probably find a feminine razor I like but honestly the ones designed for men just feel better even when I buy the female counterpart. And since I have far too much time on my hands and an overly indulgent husband, I have bought every variation and brand and I just like mens razors better. They are easier to clean too. Not sure why on that one tho.
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#20 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Huh.. "The more you know" I guess
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#21 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. It's always fun to find someone who did the work so you don't have to lol. Tho I have family and friends who swear by the female Gillette razors.
#29 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
one-blade cartridge razor master race
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#57 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Damnit you beat me too it
#72 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
by 2 hours?
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#75 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Well it's down farther than mine
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#51 - Zaxplab (12/14/2015) [-]
Safety razors mentioned.

Swell with saving on shaving.
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#30 - fuzzysixx (12/14/2015) [-]
For face, but I don't use that on my pubes.
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#47 - hasinvadedyou (12/14/2015) [-]
shit, i couldnt imagine going back to using a razor on pubes. Ive been using hair clippers for so long the amount of razor burn and ingrown hair is making me itch just thinking about it.
#44 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. The thought of slicing my ballsack with it is terrifying.
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#73 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
cutting your balls and jumping in a bath of lemon juice?
#76 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
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#77 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
Puttimg a toothpick between your toenails and kicking a wall?
#14 - ainise (12/14/2015) [-]
Most women I've talked to about this say men's razor's are sharper and longer lasting.

I've never used a woman's razor, so grain of salt and all.
#39 - biater (12/14/2015) [-]
Used a girls razor once (disposable). seemed exactly like a men's, but pink
#12 - axxeleon (12/14/2015) [-]
I use men's razors. Since yall use them on your face, they seem to work better and are more gentle. Always gives me a clean shave
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#84 - sweetjessierose (12/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tip
Though, given the recent spike in popularity for intimate shaving, you would think women's razors would have caught up
#8 - funnychunk (12/14/2015) [-]
They're cheaper and don't have unnecessary stuff.
People who buy women's products instead of men's simply based on the appearance are basically retarded.
#22 - myjunk (12/14/2015) [-]
It's called the pink tax and is usually higher than just 1 cent.
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#13 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
But isn't that just a price difference, if you bought a womans and a mans razor, would there be any difference?
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#9 - goddamnwizard (12/14/2015) [-]
The expensive women's razors I've seen have had all kinds of fuckin moisturizers and shit, so that's basically what they're paying for
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#10 - thechosentroll (12/14/2015) [-]
Mens' razors have those too. The expensive ones, at least. People have spent a really long time developing ways to shave without your face feeling like it's covered in fire ants afterwards.
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#17 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Don't you use shaving cream fam?
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#54 - phantomcancer (12/14/2015) [-]
I actually don't use shaving cream right now. The razors I get have a strip of soothing cream, does the same job as shaving cream or foam when it mixes with water. I just wet shave, and it still feels great.
Given my beard growth is somewhat in the beginning stages, I might not feel a difference, but for the moment I don't need cream or foam.
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#55 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Trust me, you will. If I'm somewhere where I don't have shaving cream and shave I will rip my jawline and sideburn-area (whatever the fuck thats called) to shreds, itches so fucking badly afterwards.
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#15 - alcantara (12/14/2015) [-]
It's a difference of what is in the moisturising lotion; even when a mens shaver has the gel, the gel itself will be as basic as possible made from the cheapest materials on the market - even in the expensive shavers - because they know no man actually cares about what is in the gel.

Women have scented ones, they have ones that use more expensive materials for no reason other than being able to include their name.

Plus there is the marketing element; mens shavers are cheaper, because they they are only willing to pay less, if they charged men what they charge women yet more men would swap back to an open blade or swap to an electric shaver. For men, it's a more volatile market, so they appease that market with relatively low pricing.
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#52 - I'm pretty sure if your in the same class, you would be 14 aswel? 12/14/2015 on HARD school day vol2 +3
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#8 - I feel like this game was super rigged, seems like a big stunt  [+] (19 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Aldo vs McGregor full fight -76
#108 - notafunnyguy (12/14/2015) [-]
I work as a prison guard and the majority of our self defense moves involve some sort of strike to the neck or behind the jaw line. If enough force is applied it causes a 7 second stun which provides us a window to control and handcuff. If the punch is delivered in a certain way to the same area with full force it can be fatal.
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#83 - peekabeast (12/14/2015) [-]
Have you ever punched someone in the neck? They fuckin DROP
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#42 - greekrascal (12/13/2015) [-]
Nope, the UFC is the one that isn't rigged, He is just really fast.
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#46 - darknesincontrol (12/13/2015) [-]
Thats what I like about UFC as opposed to wrestling. No holding back punches, no pretend submission holds, no bullshit.
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#47 - greekrascal (12/13/2015) [-]
It's pretty nice.
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#19 - spoopyskeleton (12/13/2015) [-]
Are you serious? If it was rigged they wouldn't have made it so humiliating.
#26 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
s t f u b itch
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#27 - spoopyskeleton (12/13/2015) [-]
Aldo? is that you?
#82 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
LE DOOTY DOOTY
#11 - zerosonaku (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't know, but this punch would slosh your brain real good.
#110 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
you are exactly right anyone who has taken a punch to the chin knows if you fall down still conscious standing back up is not gonna happen cause when you take a hit to the chin your brain is getting tenderized inside your fucking skull in conclusion good bye motor skills and word pronounciation
#71 - kyleassante (12/14/2015) [-]
This clip and the one above seem like two completely different fights, I know that they're the same but gaht damn did all of that happen in one one trillionth of a second. I keep going back to the content to match it up but that shit's too fast
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#64 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/14/2015) [-]
He hit him around the forehead (barely missing his eye), which is the best place to get hit if you don't wanna feel much of an impact. A bit lower right into the eye though, and that would have done some decent damage.
#54 - bemmo (12/13/2015) [-]
It's only after I watched this slowmo gif that I actually understood what happened in the content.
#29 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
that jawpart is prone to cause instant collapse it more or less directly sends the pressure wave of the punch into the brain it's a if not the weakspot of the head
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#35 - Tusura (12/13/2015) [-]
There's a V shape that goes from the temple to the ear, then down to the jaw.
Punches landed in that V Shape and along the lower jaw line cause the most damage.

It also has to do with the way his head shakes around after the hit. Brain hitting the inside of the skull is what causes concussions.

Aldo was lunging forward, and his momentum carried against McGregors hook, which caused the punch to do more damage than if Aldo was standing still or moving backward. This is why counter strikes are so effective.
#61 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
That moment when he counter strikes before the original strike gets even close....
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#13 - Tusura (12/13/2015) [-]
"Not strength, Precision. Not speed, Timing" - Connor McGregor

The man is a beast. So glad he won.
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#109 - sonicsyndicate (12/14/2015) [-]
i need to turn my fighting style completly around just because of those words
#4 - What is that armor?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Will you comply??? +2
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#103 - iipandaii (12/14/2015) [-]
I believe its combat armor, it kinda looks bulkier because of the proportions of the character using it.
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#5 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2015) [-]
Heavy (Possibly a mix of stury and heavy) combat armour with the shadowed mod on.
#12 - I'd switch class 12/13/2015 on NO! 0
#28 - Guess I just have that movie taste. Some people like to have p… 12/13/2015 on Donnie darko 0
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#47 - Love the game, hate the fandom  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on The Internet Right About Now +9
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#48 - fazbearxplain (12/13/2015) [-]
that's the description for any topic except fnaf, it's not as great as people make it out to be
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#18 - rejakted (12/13/2015) [-]
You dropped out?
jk luv ya
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#31 - Kabutops (12/13/2015) [-]
Nah he probably got expelled
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#39 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
#26 - Didn't really care for it, too edgy/deep/profound for me  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Donnie darko +4
#40 - poopmanz (12/13/2015) [-]
I get that man. I don't think the movie is the absolute greatest but i watched it when i was pretty young and i'd say it launched my love for film so i'll always hold it high regard. It's a pretty bizarre ride.
#29 - penelo (12/13/2015) [-]
Same here.
Actually watched it twice because I couldn't care less for the the plot and assumed it was my fault for not understanding parts of it. But the second part was just as bad.
#31 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
I know right! Western Movies (perhaps except for Marvel Multiverse) can never become as good and actually as deep as Anime.
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#32 - penelo (12/13/2015) [-]
Go away anon
#38 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
I've heard Adam Sandler has a new movie out. You should check it out, it's really profound and clever! And what about Mall Cop 2! Damn, I sure am glad I spent two hours of my life watching that!
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#44 - penelo (12/13/2015) [-]
So just because I don't like an overrated pretentious piece of shit then Adam Sandler is my kind of guy. Fantastic.
This is why I like fanboys.
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#43 - jonandstuff (12/13/2015) [-]
If you went and saw Mall Cop 2 and weren't expecting it to waste your time, it's really your own fault.
#45 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
To be fair, I said I was glad I watched it.
And yes, seeing movies as pretentious just because they are trying to be more than explosions and car chases, is in my opinion, a pretty shallow way to think. You might not like them, but calling them overrated?
#27 - nakedclothes (12/13/2015) [-]
I guess guys like you and me just aren't special enough to like films like this
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#28 - andywazowski (12/13/2015) [-]
Guess I just have that movie taste. Some people like to have profound thoughts and think a lot about what the message of the film was.
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User avatar #5 - andra ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
happy account birthday
#3 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
u from poland?
User avatar #4 to #3 - andywazowski (09/10/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/18/2013) [-]
how exactly do you get negative thumbs by no ''trying way too hard''?
User avatar #1 - enteroreninenine (10/31/2013) [-]
are you related to mike wazowski?
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