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andywazowski

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Comment Ranking:#77
Highest Content Rank:#5570
Highest Comment Rank:#63
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#49 - To be fair, I can't feel a difference from 5 blades and up, bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +1
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#53 - Lilstow (12/14/2015) [-]
my girlfriend's razer has like, 2 blades.
I used it once when i really needed to shave but forgot my razer.
The hair came off unexpectedly easy, but the skin was super irritated afterwards.
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#50 - butteredhamster (12/14/2015) [-]
I like that the mens razors seem to have a more flexible neck to get everything. Plus, I save a couple bucks. I am sure that it has more to do with the fact that women have to shave so many more areas, but still, mens razors seem to be a closer and easier shave for me.
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#58 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
well i'd say 3 possibly 4 blades max on a men's razor is best. anything more than that is just for profit
#12 - Picture 12/14/2015 on My problem when I have a... 0
#12 - What were you doing on grindr fam?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Found Justin Bieber on Tinder 0
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#14 - shameonapony (12/15/2015) [-]
Looking for baking recipes

The fuck do you think I was doing?
#13 - scrappaboi (12/14/2015) [-]
HE WAS LOOKING FOR DICK
#18 - No worries mang, got a code for a game I already had so though… 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause 0
#16 - It was a steam code, pretty sure >6 took it  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause 0
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#17 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
oh i see. ok cool im new to gaming idk how the online or sharing stuff works yet
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#18 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
No worries mang, got a code for a game I already had so thought I would share it
#12 - "I will going to cum" ???  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Black tweets comp: Round... +65
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#15 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Yoda doesn't exactly change the order.

I recall him having other peculiar speaking habits but I can be mistaken. It just seemed funnier to me
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#16 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
On second thought, I might have recalled wrong. I can't find many examples of yoda speaking in future tense.

Oh well. Time for some nerd rage.
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#89 - NinjaHermit (12/15/2015) [-]
He speaks in an "object-subject-verb" syntax.
#6 - Yeah it does, found a pic 12/14/2015 on downtown +1
#14 - Guns of Icarus I think 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause 0
#13 - Guns of Icarus I think 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on this is not a repost +34
#95 - valigar (12/15/2015) [-]
That's a penis!
#4 - Just in case  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on this is not a repost +62
#5 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
#95 - valigar (12/15/2015) [-]
That's a penis!
#7 - Well I already have it .. So..  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause 0
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#9 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2015) [-]
What was it?
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#13 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Guns of Icarus I think
#4 - Want some free games ****** ? BVPXH-BN42P-YHNNX  [+] (12 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Why? Just Cause +5
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#25 - assassindash (12/14/2015) [-]
Dude, that was an extremely nice thing to do, I didn't win anything mind you, but it's nice seeing people in the holiday spirit.
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#15 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
i just got a ps4. i only have 2 games and i hate one of them (finished the other) do you need playstation live to redeem this code?
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#16 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
It was a steam code, pretty sure >6 took it
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#17 - machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-]
oh i see. ok cool im new to gaming idk how the online or sharing stuff works yet
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#18 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
No worries mang, got a code for a game I already had so thought I would share it
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#12 - shadowpieman (12/14/2015) [-]
What WAS it?
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#14 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Guns of Icarus I think
#6 - unusedusername (12/14/2015) [-]
Took it, but I don't want it...
#8 - mycosyco (12/14/2015) [-]
shouldah given it to mee thennn
#7 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Well I already have it .. So..
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#9 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2015) [-]
What was it?
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#13 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Guns of Icarus I think
#1 - Free Chivalry steam code for any MVP browsing newest uploads … 12/14/2015 on Cat ''caged'' in. 0
#16 - Free Torchlight 2 steam code fam J5EEC-I088M-AYNZ7  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on gales from a day tar euro... +2
#17 - dedge (12/14/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#23 - W..what? 12/14/2015 on Won't mind +4
#31 - I disagree. Look, I'm not a big star wars fan, not at all. And… 12/14/2015 on Neither were the ewoks 0
#20 - Huh.. "The more you know" I guess  [+] (12 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +1
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#21 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. It's always fun to find someone who did the work so you don't have to lol. Tho I have family and friends who swear by the female Gillette razors.
#29 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
one-blade cartridge razor master race
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#57 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Damnit you beat me too it
#72 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
by 2 hours?
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#75 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Well it's down farther than mine
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#51 - Zaxplab (12/14/2015) [-]
Safety razors mentioned.

Swell with saving on shaving.
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#30 - fuzzysixx (12/14/2015) [-]
For face, but I don't use that on my pubes.
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#47 - hasinvadedyou (12/14/2015) [-]
shit, i couldnt imagine going back to using a razor on pubes. Ive been using hair clippers for so long the amount of razor burn and ingrown hair is making me itch just thinking about it.
#44 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. The thought of slicing my ballsack with it is terrifying.
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#73 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
cutting your balls and jumping in a bath of lemon juice?
#76 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
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#77 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
Puttimg a toothpick between your toenails and kicking a wall?
#18 - I never knew there was a difference, I mean I have seen those …  [+] (17 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +3
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#24 - Funnel (12/14/2015) [-]
There is no difference in men's vs. women's razor blades, the companies put the same exact blades in and admit it willingly. Except for in prices (women have to pay more) the blades are 100% identical. The difference in quality comes from different brands. The reason that men's razors last longer is because women have an 18 times larger surface area to shave, since most men don't shave their bodies.

Some people call this the "pink tax" or "women's tax", business people know that women are willing to pay more, therefor they charge more.
#27 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
nearly everything you said there is wrong.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEr8zmVEZQ
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#31 - Funnel (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't need to listen to a goof ranting for half an hour to know this to be true, I run a 4 million/year store and I know for a fact that women's products cost more, and not by a small margin either.

I listened to the first few minutes of this video and he's just plain lying, saying there is no source for the pink tax is bullshit. California's government did a huge state-wide study on this in 1995 and found that women pay on average $1,351 more per year than men on products that are basically identical, and now issues a $4000 fine to stores that still do this, and most still do and risk the fines.

The Associated Press also checked this out in Europe, and it's the same thing going on there.
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#19 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
I could probably find a feminine razor I like but honestly the ones designed for men just feel better even when I buy the female counterpart. And since I have far too much time on my hands and an overly indulgent husband, I have bought every variation and brand and I just like mens razors better. They are easier to clean too. Not sure why on that one tho.
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#20 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Huh.. "The more you know" I guess
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#21 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. It's always fun to find someone who did the work so you don't have to lol. Tho I have family and friends who swear by the female Gillette razors.
#29 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
one-blade cartridge razor master race
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#57 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Damnit you beat me too it
#72 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
by 2 hours?
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#75 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Well it's down farther than mine
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#51 - Zaxplab (12/14/2015) [-]
Safety razors mentioned.

Swell with saving on shaving.
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#30 - fuzzysixx (12/14/2015) [-]
For face, but I don't use that on my pubes.
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#47 - hasinvadedyou (12/14/2015) [-]
shit, i couldnt imagine going back to using a razor on pubes. Ive been using hair clippers for so long the amount of razor burn and ingrown hair is making me itch just thinking about it.
#44 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
Yep. The thought of slicing my ballsack with it is terrifying.
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#73 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
cutting your balls and jumping in a bath of lemon juice?
#76 - rainbowhead (12/14/2015) [-]
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#77 - megpoidgumibear (12/14/2015) [-]
Puttimg a toothpick between your toenails and kicking a wall?
#17 - Don't you use shaving cream fam?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +1
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#54 - phantomcancer (12/14/2015) [-]
I actually don't use shaving cream right now. The razors I get have a strip of soothing cream, does the same job as shaving cream or foam when it mixes with water. I just wet shave, and it still feels great.
Given my beard growth is somewhat in the beginning stages, I might not feel a difference, but for the moment I don't need cream or foam.
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#55 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Trust me, you will. If I'm somewhere where I don't have shaving cream and shave I will rip my jawline and sideburn-area (whatever the fuck thats called) to shreds, itches so fucking badly afterwards.
#16 - A lot of big youtubers have done videos on it, good job mang  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2015 on So this is a thing +70
#59 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
how to have a successful game:

make it in unity

have shitty slapstick comedy or "wacky physics"

watch as big youtubers start playing it

watch as kids start buying it because of youtubers.
#51 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Who's Your Daddy Cant forget our dear cr1tical
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#53 - tigronn (12/14/2015) [-]
the oven whisperer
#50 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
I saw Cr1tikal did one, i'd be satisfied with that alone!
#31 - kyleassante (12/14/2015) [-]
BABY DON'T DIE! - Who's Your Daddy? don't forget about Node's video on it
#45 - I have never claimed Aquaman could beat Superman? All I'm sayi… 12/14/2015 on aquaman +5
#13 - But isn't that just a price difference, if you bought a womans… 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +1
#67 - Well, it's oficially over. 12/14/2015 on Undertale Silly Faces +7
#27 - Holy **** that caught me off guard 12/14/2015 on (untitled) +35

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User avatar #5 - andra ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
happy account birthday
#3 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
u from poland?
User avatar #4 to #3 - andywazowski (09/10/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/18/2013) [-]
how exactly do you get negative thumbs by no ''trying way too hard''?
User avatar #1 - enteroreninenine (10/31/2013) [-]
are you related to mike wazowski?
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