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andywazowski

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#43 - u gost? 12/15/2015 on My new resolution is 2160p +10
#22 - This system thaught me patience 12/15/2015 on true +25
#61 - Nice text color mate  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Won't mind +1
#65 - rainbowhead (12/15/2015) [-]
#90 - Look at comment #33 mate 12/15/2015 on Evolution of all races in... 0
#25 - Disgusting 12/15/2015 on cry 0
#16 - I think he meant the other one, if I know how tumblrs design w… 12/15/2015 on Vacination +8
#24 - Putting ice cream in soda?  [+] (19 new replies) 12/15/2015 on stuff +5
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#38 - agreatusername (12/15/2015) [-]
Have you never had a root beer float?
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#39 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
I don't think we have root beer where I live, but I have NEVER put icecream on any form of beverage
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#40 - agreatusername (12/15/2015) [-]
Maybe you call is sasparilla?
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#42 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
Don't think so, just googled, and found some bloggers asking why we don't have it in Denmark. So guess we don't
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#44 - agreatusername (12/15/2015) [-]
What about cream soda?
#31 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
what i thought was sad was when my family last visited London, we stopped at a small restaurant for fishnchips and they had cocacola and vanilla icecream but they had no idea what a coke float was. the waitress looked at me like i was some kinda wizard when i showed her what i wanted after ordering the two items seperately.

that was back in 2006 and i'm pretty much a wizard by now despite doing the inny-outty with a female a grand total of 3 times so far. . IMO sex is overrated, i get the same good feeling results with less mess and bitching just using my hands.
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#33 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
also does the UK still not buy into the whole refrigeration thing?

seriously, their idea of a cold drink was 3 small icecubes in an empty glass and a warm bottle of coke. and that was pretty much everywhere i went in London.
anyone even remotely inclined to start a refrigeration company could make a fortune in the UK during the summer.
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#32 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
This feels like a horrible attempt to try and convince people you have had sex ..
#34 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
well it has been 7 years since my last do.
but that made me kek all the same. damn i love FJ
just apparently not enough to make an account to sign in and out of.

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#28 - jrockjesse (12/15/2015) [-]
your....your joking right...you have never heard of a root beer float....cream soda float...pretty much any kind of ice cream float.
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#30 - alhiniath (12/15/2015) [-]
Not everyone is an American though.
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#37 - jrockjesse (12/15/2015) [-]
wait....wait...hold on dawg are you telling me...that they don't have ice cream floats in other first world country's?
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#41 - alhiniath (12/15/2015) [-]
Nope. I have heard of it before but that has been from an Australian. But it seems mainly to be a thing in UK, US, AUS, and so on.
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#36 - keatontheghostfox (12/15/2015) [-]
It's not even just an American thing though, hell it said in the comp that they do it in Australia too.
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#43 - alhiniath (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, mainly a thing where English is the main language or at least wikipedia says so.
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#29 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
It's not whether or not if floats or sinks, it's the thought of the taste of ice cream mixed with a soda
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#27 - beroty (12/15/2015) [-]
i like to put it on Sprite
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#26 - hiukuss (12/15/2015) [-]
ice cream floats nigga!

they're great
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#25 - mrstark (12/15/2015) [-]
It's surprisingly good
#94 - Does anyone have citation on Ellen Page? 12/15/2015 on Ellen Paige is an idiot 0
#93 - Kind of ironic calling me a 14 year old, but you don't even ha… 12/15/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... 0
#61 - Using a straight razor eh? So you saw that one Bond movie aswel  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +3
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#86 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
I'll be perfectly honest if any movie inspired me to use a straight razor it would be sweeny todd
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#62 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah I've been wet shaving for a long time. Having a sister who worked at a mens salon while I was going through puberty taught me a lot about shaving
#59 - The **** even is that? Looks like something you'd pull …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... +16
#63 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Hello mr. 14 year old boy. This is a double edged razor, which gives you a much nicer shave for almost no money. You'll appreciate it when your those pubes on your face start to grow.
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#93 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
Kind of ironic calling me a 14 year old, but you don't even have the balls to log in
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#60 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
It's a single blade razor. It's double sided and pretty much makes your face go reverse puberty

I use one when I don't have time for a straight razor
#78 - heartlessrobot (12/14/2015) [-]
Eh, I can dryshave with a safety razor, it works just fine for what I need it to do.
Hell I've shaved with just creek water before.
#85 - thrifty (12/14/2015) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE oh god the pain and the catching and the burning
#61 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
Using a straight razor eh? So you saw that one Bond movie aswel
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#86 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
I'll be perfectly honest if any movie inspired me to use a straight razor it would be sweeny todd
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#62 - trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah I've been wet shaving for a long time. Having a sister who worked at a mens salon while I was going through puberty taught me a lot about shaving
#13 - stuble =/= neckbeard  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Help me FJ? +1
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#15 - musicmic (12/14/2015) [-]
That's what i was thinking that was after a buzzed it down with my razor. I had a bit of a neck-beard at the end of no shave November though.
#17 - Never played fnaf, never intend to. Hate the maniac fans as mu… 12/14/2015 on they wont stop coming! 0
#5 - Comment deleted 12/14/2015 on Win the fans +15
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on The Magnus Effect +30
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#50 - thepandaking (12/15/2015) [-]
that image always bothers the hell out of me, the english accent pronounces it "roight," not "rioght."
#55 - Trust me, you will. If I'm somewhere where I don't have shavin… 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... 0
#33 - I was thinking more of an entire game set in a time before the… 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... +1
#34 - Huh, I know a lot of chicks that scratch their tits and adjust… 12/14/2015 on I'm fun at parties 0
#33 - Picture 12/14/2015 on I'm fun at parties 0
#31 - I mean, they could do a prequal dealio right? Go back in time …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... 0
#32 - skelebones (12/14/2015) [-]
a time travel quest... that hadnt occurred to me
it is possible.
what was it the skaal dude said in the dragonborn dlc? "time is apparently more maleable if youre a daedric prince of fate"
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#33 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking more of an entire game set in a time before the other games, a time where dwemers were alive and in power. But I suppose a some sort of timetravel scenario would be neat aswel
#29 - I really hope the next TES have dwemer as a playable race …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... +1
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#71 - goddamnwizard (12/15/2015) [-]
Unlikely, considering how the Dwemer disappeared. Essentially, Kagrenac, the greatest enchanter in the history of Nirn, found a way to bind the dwarves to the heart of Lorkhan, which would ascend them to a higher plane of existence, possibly to achieve CHIM, such as Talos and Vivec. He performed his spell as the Dwemer concentrated their essence on him, however, at the crucial moment he slipped and played the wrong note, casting all of the Dwemer outside of existence. Or outside of Aetherius. I'm not totally clear on that part. Point is they fucked up and they're gone
#42 - afaik (12/15/2015) [-]
Dwemer as a playable race? Mate, how familiar are you with CHIM?
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#90 - andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-]
Look at comment #33 mate
#30 - skelebones (12/14/2015) [-]
if theyre going lore accurate then thats no longer possible. the heart of lorkan n all that.

ive always played human... once or twice as a mer.
by the nine m8. by the fucking 9 and no filthy elf will ever get otherwise.
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#31 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
I mean, they could do a prequal dealio right? Go back in time or something? To another era? I really just wanted to see Dwemer kingdoms at their peek, and get to play in that world. It would be so fucking cool
#32 - skelebones (12/14/2015) [-]
a time travel quest... that hadnt occurred to me
it is possible.
what was it the skaal dude said in the dragonborn dlc? "time is apparently more maleable if youre a daedric prince of fate"
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#33 - andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking more of an entire game set in a time before the other games, a time where dwemers were alive and in power. But I suppose a some sort of timetravel scenario would be neat aswel
#10 - I like to sleep with 3 pillows 12/14/2015 on Wonderful pillows +1
#13 - Picture 12/14/2015 on SJWs FUCK OVER CANCER... +23
#11 - I though Shaun of The Dead was like a cult film? I wouldn't ca… 12/14/2015 on The weather is dank +4
#31 - Picture 12/14/2015 on Muh Feminism +3

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User avatar #5 - andra ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
happy account birthday
#3 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
u from poland?
User avatar #4 to #3 - andywazowski (09/10/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/18/2013) [-]
how exactly do you get negative thumbs by no ''trying way too hard''?
User avatar #1 - enteroreninenine (10/31/2013) [-]
are you related to mike wazowski?
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