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andythemole

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/03/2009
Last Login:2/12/2015
Location:isle of man near england
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latest user's comments

#8 - they say "hes ugly" yet they all look the same...  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Loading Artist +21
#52 - anonasuser (09/22/2014) [-]
that's racist
#10 - clythoris (09/21/2014) [-]
Round ass, legs running from the sides of his body, place shifting elbows, cold colour shirt. Are you even trying.
User avatar #48 - Haentar (09/22/2014) [-]
I don't quite follow the elbows part
#53 - clythoris (09/22/2014) [-]
His elbows change placement throughout the comic.
#77 - ibrahimovic? is that you? 08/30/2014 on /pol/ball 0
#7 - Comment deleted 08/26/2014 on A call to my brothers in arms 0
#4 - Comment deleted 08/26/2014 on A call to my brothers in arms 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on A call to my brothers in arms 0
#3 - ishallsmiteyou Comment deleted by andythemole
#4 - andythemole Comment deleted by andythemole
#90 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I like grape fruits, what... 0
#101 - Ken M (08/04/2014) [-]
I am going to drop some knowledge on you because I feel for you.

In the case you're talking about, your girlfriend probably carries her "boob weight" more to the side of her rib cage or lower down her chest than the girl whose boobs appear to be bigger. They look bigger because they are situated more in the middle and closer together. But in reality, they're both the same size.

TLDR; boobs are an optical illusion.
#93 - Orc (08/04/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**
> girlfriend
> seeing multiple girls' tits
> twice the size
> 34DD
> would not call them melons
> understand
> middle
What the fuck are you trying to pull?
#92 - vegeta (08/04/2014) [-]
man boobs are different, they come in all shapes and are attached to different bodies
a more skinny and curvatious body of a 34DD size would be huge where on a plumper girl would seem average.
Ds are also not as big as we might thing the more massive ones we see are between F and J.
User avatar #94 - vegeta (08/04/2014) [-]
*Think
and that last line I'm talking to you ladies of FJ, stay frosty.
#76 - Ive just seen him hanging his washing out, topless, not a pret… 07/22/2014 on A comp with stuff that 0
#166 - You have a valid point there, i would do anything to protect m… 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... 0
#164 - I would, as thats what he would be  [+] (22 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... -1
User avatar #229 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
RIP andythemole
User avatar #182 - randacc (07/04/2014) [-]
well, might as well say good bye.
User avatar #165 - AcidFlux (07/04/2014) [-]
Being prepared for the realities of the world does not make one a coward.
While the mugger may be a coward since he is using the threat of violence to acquire that which he deisres, it is not a cowardly act to take the necessary precautions to protect oneself and one's family.
User avatar #167 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Pulling a gun out on someone who's got a gun pointed at you is just going to get you shot, stupid. Always, always, always give a mugger your money.
User avatar #358 - AcidFlux (07/07/2014) [-]
First off, situational awareness will help to avoid getting drawn down on. Be aware of your surroundings, of the way people are carrying themselves. That's the basics right there.

Training yourself on how to handle your weapon properly is also key.

Calling a law-abiding a citizen a 'coward' for taking the step to increase their own safety and security is moronic. In a hostile confrontation, while the best option is to simply remove yourself from the situation, if that's not an option, then I'd rather be armed and have the option of using force to defend myself, than be subject to the whims of a criminal.
User avatar #230 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
Then shoot him as you give him the money, since he's probably gonna kill you anyways.
User avatar #240 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
That's... doubtful.

It's gonna take a truely mentally unstable person to kill you over the 30 bucks in your wallet.

Also, shooting him after he takes the money and runs off would most likely end you up in prison with unlawful force.
User avatar #243 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
And I said AS you were handing him the wallet. He hasn't had the chance to run away yet.
And they'll shoot you since you can't ID them if you're dead.
User avatar #245 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Someone desperate enough to hold a gun to your face and demand your money is going to think it through enough to conceal their face.
User avatar #247 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
The majority of the time, no. Why do you think so many robbers get caught? Too stupid to cover their face. And voice ID is all it really takes.
User avatar #249 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Vocal ID =/= valid evidence, just like eyewitness isn't valid evidence.
User avatar #254 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
It's enough evidence to get the police to search their apartment and find YOUR wallet in there.
User avatar #352 - fuccthedevil (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure muggers just take the money and throw the wallet out.
User avatar #355 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2014) [-]
They usually pawn the wallet and keep the cards and stuff to see if they can use it.
User avatar #242 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah, just say you shot him when he pulled the gun on you. You just gotta pick your wallet off his corpse.
User avatar #244 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
How about just don't endanger yourself more by carrying a gun. The only reason you need to pull a gun is if you truly feel your life is in danger. 99% of the time, a mugger isn't after you life. Just some money.
User avatar #246 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
If someone pulls a weapon on me, their life is immediately worth less than the smallest amount of money on my person.
And it's mostly unstable people that mug other people.
User avatar #248 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
No, it's mostly people looking for food/a fix. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying that these people are after what they need, man. If they need food, they're going risk their own life to get it before they die of starvation. If they're after a fix, most often the pain is so unbearable, it drives people to do stupid things. And yeah. It's their fault, but they're still human beings. Everyone needs help at some point in their lives, dude. You just gotta comply to save your life. Call the cops, and hope they get the help they need.
User avatar #251 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
A junky looking for a fix is one of the most dangerous people you'll meet. They're paranoid and on edge. My cousin was shot (non-lethally, thankfully) by a junky AFTER he handed him his wallet. My uncle shot the junky and got my cousin to the hospital in time. If someone pulls a gun on you, assume it's your life or theirs.
User avatar #359 - AcidFlux (07/07/2014) [-]
Agreed. Endanger me or my family or loved ones with a credible threat, and your life is forfeit.

Thugs use firearms to intimidate. I use my firearms to kill, or practice the skill sets involved. I don't draw my weapon unless I intend to point it at something (or inspect it). I don't point my weapon at something unless I intend to shoot it. And I don't shoot something unless I intend to hit it and kill it.
#353 - fuccthedevil (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - andythemole (07/04/2014) [-]
You have a valid point there, i would do anything to protect my loved ones, but when it comes to my own safety i cant help but have a "shit happens" attitude.
#157 - Why so many guns and knives, its just the mark of a coward  [+] (24 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... -2
User avatar #160 - AcidFlux (07/04/2014) [-]
Feel free to call the mugger with the gun pointed at your face, while you are unarmed, a coward.
User avatar #164 - andythemole (07/04/2014) [-]
I would, as thats what he would be
User avatar #229 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
RIP andythemole
User avatar #182 - randacc (07/04/2014) [-]
well, might as well say good bye.
User avatar #165 - AcidFlux (07/04/2014) [-]
Being prepared for the realities of the world does not make one a coward.
While the mugger may be a coward since he is using the threat of violence to acquire that which he deisres, it is not a cowardly act to take the necessary precautions to protect oneself and one's family.
User avatar #167 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Pulling a gun out on someone who's got a gun pointed at you is just going to get you shot, stupid. Always, always, always give a mugger your money.
User avatar #358 - AcidFlux (07/07/2014) [-]
First off, situational awareness will help to avoid getting drawn down on. Be aware of your surroundings, of the way people are carrying themselves. That's the basics right there.

Training yourself on how to handle your weapon properly is also key.

Calling a law-abiding a citizen a 'coward' for taking the step to increase their own safety and security is moronic. In a hostile confrontation, while the best option is to simply remove yourself from the situation, if that's not an option, then I'd rather be armed and have the option of using force to defend myself, than be subject to the whims of a criminal.
User avatar #230 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
Then shoot him as you give him the money, since he's probably gonna kill you anyways.
User avatar #240 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
That's... doubtful.

It's gonna take a truely mentally unstable person to kill you over the 30 bucks in your wallet.

Also, shooting him after he takes the money and runs off would most likely end you up in prison with unlawful force.
User avatar #243 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
And I said AS you were handing him the wallet. He hasn't had the chance to run away yet.
And they'll shoot you since you can't ID them if you're dead.
User avatar #245 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Someone desperate enough to hold a gun to your face and demand your money is going to think it through enough to conceal their face.
User avatar #247 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
The majority of the time, no. Why do you think so many robbers get caught? Too stupid to cover their face. And voice ID is all it really takes.
User avatar #249 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
Vocal ID =/= valid evidence, just like eyewitness isn't valid evidence.
User avatar #254 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
It's enough evidence to get the police to search their apartment and find YOUR wallet in there.
User avatar #352 - fuccthedevil (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure muggers just take the money and throw the wallet out.
User avatar #355 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2014) [-]
They usually pawn the wallet and keep the cards and stuff to see if they can use it.
User avatar #242 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah, just say you shot him when he pulled the gun on you. You just gotta pick your wallet off his corpse.
User avatar #244 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
How about just don't endanger yourself more by carrying a gun. The only reason you need to pull a gun is if you truly feel your life is in danger. 99% of the time, a mugger isn't after you life. Just some money.
User avatar #246 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
If someone pulls a weapon on me, their life is immediately worth less than the smallest amount of money on my person.
And it's mostly unstable people that mug other people.
User avatar #248 - fuccthedevil (07/04/2014) [-]
No, it's mostly people looking for food/a fix. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying that these people are after what they need, man. If they need food, they're going risk their own life to get it before they die of starvation. If they're after a fix, most often the pain is so unbearable, it drives people to do stupid things. And yeah. It's their fault, but they're still human beings. Everyone needs help at some point in their lives, dude. You just gotta comply to save your life. Call the cops, and hope they get the help they need.
User avatar #251 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
A junky looking for a fix is one of the most dangerous people you'll meet. They're paranoid and on edge. My cousin was shot (non-lethally, thankfully) by a junky AFTER he handed him his wallet. My uncle shot the junky and got my cousin to the hospital in time. If someone pulls a gun on you, assume it's your life or theirs.
User avatar #359 - AcidFlux (07/07/2014) [-]
Agreed. Endanger me or my family or loved ones with a credible threat, and your life is forfeit.

Thugs use firearms to intimidate. I use my firearms to kill, or practice the skill sets involved. I don't draw my weapon unless I intend to point it at something (or inspect it). I don't point my weapon at something unless I intend to shoot it. And I don't shoot something unless I intend to hit it and kill it.
#353 - fuccthedevil (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - andythemole (07/04/2014) [-]
You have a valid point there, i would do anything to protect my loved ones, but when it comes to my own safety i cant help but have a "shit happens" attitude.
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