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#130 - Exactly. I understand that the limits there are to help, but I…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Yahoo Answers WTF? -1
User avatar #134 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
you will get rights when u can drive
User avatar #137 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
HEEEEEELLLLL NO. You should see how my parents treat my brother about driving, lol.
User avatar #139 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
well your rights are still limited by what ur parents say sorry kid
User avatar #142 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Like I said before, if they're paying for me, go ahead.
User avatar #147 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
exactly they are paying for you. if that doesn't make you listen then you must be a really bad kid. like i said before you dont get rights so stfu
User avatar #155 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY PARENTS BEING ABLE TO CONTROL ME!

Fucking Christ. I was talking about how I have less rights as a minor, and how that's somewhat unfair, since I'm old enough to think, yet too young.
#165 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
here i settle this now
#175 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
old enough to think? sounds good enough for me
#188 - What about present days? You see countries like Russia, North …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2010 on Bill Gates' 11 Things -1
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#293 - Working hard is very important, yes. You see, I'm not trying t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
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#122 - The safety I understand. I don't want to sound like a pedophil…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Yahoo Answers WTF? -2
#128 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
i bet you had a lot of fun typing that whole paragraph, most of which no one will actually read
#131 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't think I was speaking to you.
#133 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
this is funnyjunk, not a life lesson in case you didnt notice
#135 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
...I still don't know why you're trying to get me to shut up. I was clearly talking to someone else. It's like joining into someone's conversation and driving one away.
#143 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
no one on funnyjunk wants to listen to your life lessons
just listen to yourself, i bet as soon as you were given more freedom, you'd try to fuck the first girl you saw, just because it was legal.
i have nothing against teens, but you need to realize theres a reason you have the limits you do
#152 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
i want to kiss u right now
#171 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #172 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
thank you kind women*
#176 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
User avatar #180 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
alright
User avatar #144 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
ONE MORE TIME, you have no idea what I'm talking about because YOU'RE not the one I'm talking to.
#149 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
you know what, no point arguing, its the internet,
you go have fun with your "freedoms" and i'll be some other place
but as soon as you realize you can't handle your "extra limits" and freedoms, you can go cry back to your parents

good day to you sir.
#156 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
#177 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
i'll see your facepalm and raise you 3
User avatar #127 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
being ur age once i too wanted freedom but given it at a young age can end in huge consequences some that at your age you dont know how to handle. being the age i am now i look back at my past and think that was so much fun at the time but it ended in heart break and pain. minors really do not need the freedom that you ask for besides waiting for it makes it so much better in the end.
User avatar #130 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Exactly. I understand that the limits there are to help, but I feel somewhat oppressed knowing that we have a bit less rights.
User avatar #134 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
you will get rights when u can drive
User avatar #137 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
HEEEEEELLLLL NO. You should see how my parents treat my brother about driving, lol.
User avatar #139 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
well your rights are still limited by what ur parents say sorry kid
User avatar #142 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Like I said before, if they're paying for me, go ahead.
User avatar #147 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
exactly they are paying for you. if that doesn't make you listen then you must be a really bad kid. like i said before you dont get rights so stfu
User avatar #155 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY PARENTS BEING ABLE TO CONTROL ME!

Fucking Christ. I was talking about how I have less rights as a minor, and how that's somewhat unfair, since I'm old enough to think, yet too young.
#165 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
here i settle this now
#175 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
old enough to think? sounds good enough for me
#68 - Picture 12/01/2010 on OC is back? +4
#114 - If she gives consent, why is it still rape? They treat minors …  [+] (26 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Yahoo Answers WTF? -1
User avatar #119 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
fine if you don't want to call it rape then its a matter of safety.
User avatar #122 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
The safety I understand. I don't want to sound like a pedophile, because I'm not, as I'm only 14, but it's more about freedom for minors. Yes, if they are being supported with capital, they may be ruled, if it is not too strict. On the other hand, the limitation of rights for a minor is something else. If they want to do what they want, and they know all consequences, then by all means, allow it. If they continue the behavior in a more than moderate way, then they may be limited to a certain degree. Let them learn the hard way of their mistakes.

*This does not count for drugs
#128 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
i bet you had a lot of fun typing that whole paragraph, most of which no one will actually read
#131 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't think I was speaking to you.
#133 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
this is funnyjunk, not a life lesson in case you didnt notice
#135 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
...I still don't know why you're trying to get me to shut up. I was clearly talking to someone else. It's like joining into someone's conversation and driving one away.
#143 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
no one on funnyjunk wants to listen to your life lessons
just listen to yourself, i bet as soon as you were given more freedom, you'd try to fuck the first girl you saw, just because it was legal.
i have nothing against teens, but you need to realize theres a reason you have the limits you do
#152 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
i want to kiss u right now
#171 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #172 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
thank you kind women*
#176 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
User avatar #180 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
alright
User avatar #144 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
ONE MORE TIME, you have no idea what I'm talking about because YOU'RE not the one I'm talking to.
#149 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
you know what, no point arguing, its the internet,
you go have fun with your "freedoms" and i'll be some other place
but as soon as you realize you can't handle your "extra limits" and freedoms, you can go cry back to your parents

good day to you sir.
#156 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
#177 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
i'll see your facepalm and raise you 3
User avatar #127 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
being ur age once i too wanted freedom but given it at a young age can end in huge consequences some that at your age you dont know how to handle. being the age i am now i look back at my past and think that was so much fun at the time but it ended in heart break and pain. minors really do not need the freedom that you ask for besides waiting for it makes it so much better in the end.
User avatar #130 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Exactly. I understand that the limits there are to help, but I feel somewhat oppressed knowing that we have a bit less rights.
User avatar #134 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
you will get rights when u can drive
User avatar #137 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
HEEEEEELLLLL NO. You should see how my parents treat my brother about driving, lol.
User avatar #139 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
well your rights are still limited by what ur parents say sorry kid
User avatar #142 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Like I said before, if they're paying for me, go ahead.
User avatar #147 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
exactly they are paying for you. if that doesn't make you listen then you must be a really bad kid. like i said before you dont get rights so stfu
User avatar #155 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY PARENTS BEING ABLE TO CONTROL ME!

Fucking Christ. I was talking about how I have less rights as a minor, and how that's somewhat unfair, since I'm old enough to think, yet too young.
#165 - unicornslikeme (12/01/2010) [-]
here i settle this now
#175 - rockstarownage (12/01/2010) [-]
old enough to think? sounds good enough for me
#278 - One of the most unique and most well known bassist for Metalli…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
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User avatar #293 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Working hard is very important, yes. You see, I'm not trying to change your opinions, just point you in a different route. With more intelligence, you can then educate others like yourself, chasing a path as a musician. You can also leave a bigger legacy, showing you played well and knew a lot. That will get you respect. Now, I'm just listing pros on taking classes on music. There are also many cons, like difficulty, or cost, etc

Just remember to chase your dreams, and don't let anyone stop you, just advise you.
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#166 - That another country hasn't raped our asses and dominated us.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Bill Gates' 11 Things -1
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User avatar #188 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
What about present days? You see countries like Russia, North Korea, etc with large armies? If US didn't have defenses, they would have ran over our asses a while ago. Back in WWII Japan bomb our asses. Without our army they would have done MUCH more than that, knowing we have no defenses.
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#273 - >Implying every other artist doesn't go into the business f… 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
#264 - I'm not certain, but it'll teach you valuable things about pla…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
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User avatar #273 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
>Implying every other artist doesn't go into the business for that.

Well, it's good you're not doing it for physical assets. I'm just saying, you'll get a bit more respect as well as some pride if you're both making good music and knowing what's behind it at the same time. Do you know Dream Theater? They all went to Berklee, the college I'm aiming for, and dropped out because they were getting successful. They can play complex shit because they know how it works, practiced extremely hard, and they know it easily.

...Besides, being a producer/engineer gives some extreme cash. Just saying. Just go ahead, but I really recommend taking school serious as a chance for rebound or other careers, also.
#257 - And the chances of becoming a successful musician are very sli…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
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User avatar #278 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
One of the most unique and most well known bassist for Metallica? What about him?
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User avatar #293 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Working hard is very important, yes. You see, I'm not trying to change your opinions, just point you in a different route. With more intelligence, you can then educate others like yourself, chasing a path as a musician. You can also leave a bigger legacy, showing you played well and knew a lot. That will get you respect. Now, I'm just listing pros on taking classes on music. There are also many cons, like difficulty, or cost, etc

Just remember to chase your dreams, and don't let anyone stop you, just advise you.
#301 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
#256 - Don't try in school because you think it's pointless? It's sti…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
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User avatar #264 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
I'm not certain, but it'll teach you valuable things about playing, writing, programming, mixing, engineering, etc. your music so that you can make better music overall.

Not to mention that it'll make you look EXTREMELY smarter. Like my buddy says, "intelligence is underrated."
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User avatar #273 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
>Implying every other artist doesn't go into the business for that.

Well, it's good you're not doing it for physical assets. I'm just saying, you'll get a bit more respect as well as some pride if you're both making good music and knowing what's behind it at the same time. Do you know Dream Theater? They all went to Berklee, the college I'm aiming for, and dropped out because they were getting successful. They can play complex shit because they know how it works, practiced extremely hard, and they know it easily.

...Besides, being a producer/engineer gives some extreme cash. Just saying. Just go ahead, but I really recommend taking school serious as a chance for rebound or other careers, also.
User avatar #257 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
And the chances of becoming a successful musician are very slim, unless you can get into a good music college, which you need the GRADES for.
#276 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
User avatar #278 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
One of the most unique and most well known bassist for Metallica? What about him?
#287 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
#288 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
User avatar #293 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Working hard is very important, yes. You see, I'm not trying to change your opinions, just point you in a different route. With more intelligence, you can then educate others like yourself, chasing a path as a musician. You can also leave a bigger legacy, showing you played well and knew a lot. That will get you respect. Now, I'm just listing pros on taking classes on music. There are also many cons, like difficulty, or cost, etc

Just remember to chase your dreams, and don't let anyone stop you, just advise you.
#301 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
#255 - The nerds I respect because they have actual intelligence and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School +1
#294 - Noda (12/01/2010) [-]
true...
#253 - Let me rephrase, the students think that grades reflect your i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
User avatar #286 - Hreidmar (12/01/2010) [-]
Ah, I get it now. That I cannot argue too much with. I'd change it to around 95% though. Some of the students are not too smart, but they at least don't even bother pretending to be, and they make hard work stand in for intelligence. Pretty successfully.
#57 - Grades determine your intelligence - 100%  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2010 on Why I Hate School 0
User avatar #62 - Hreidmar (11/30/2010) [-]
Not really. As a teacher, I can tell you that the most intelligent kid in my class has something less than a C in 4 classes. Doesn't do busy work. Smart as hell, but probably will not get into a good college.
User avatar #253 - andster (12/01/2010) [-]
Let me rephrase, the students think that grades reflect your intelligence. Grades reflect your work effort and intelligence together, but more about the effort.

The bitches who get good grades always parade around as a smart person. I fucking hate it. I'm smarter than probably 75% of my school, yet nobody acknowledges me. Not that I'm asking for attention, but it's kind of unfair how the ones who don't know or remember shit about anything in class get praised for absolutely nothing. There are several people like that.
User avatar #286 - Hreidmar (12/01/2010) [-]
Ah, I get it now. That I cannot argue too much with. I'd change it to around 95% though. Some of the students are not too smart, but they at least don't even bother pretending to be, and they make hard work stand in for intelligence. Pretty successfully.
User avatar #59 - punkenlasvenax (11/30/2010) [-]
nope, i actually love to read, i read history, politics eveything. But in school, it's so mediocre, poor, it's only based on grades and making you a "worthy" part of zoociety. We should learn for the pleasure of understanding this world and ourselves, not for the selfish idea of having a good education and then have a job like a mediocre and conformist civilian, we should be able to do more than that, more than obeying the system....
i'm tired of typing
User avatar #61 - punkenlasvenax (11/30/2010) [-]
i hate school

i hate my school
#472 - Comment deleted 11/30/2010 on Zombie apacolypse 0
#1269 - WHY THE **** IS THERE A PASSWORD?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2010 on Remember These Guys? 0
#1392 - poopdicks (11/30/2010) [-]
i have no idea, made me sad
#95 - "I don't see anything, let's scroll to the comments and s… 11/28/2010 on Try to find out whats wrong... +1
#288 - Picture 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
#284 - Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
#277 - They're still furries, aren't they?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
User avatar #283 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
in some way...
i do see your point
User avatar #284 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on this specific furry-related "you mad" image.
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
#270 - "... Animal Rights activists and/or furfags" …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
User avatar #271 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
" a branch of..."
lol
User avatar #277 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
They're still furries, aren't they?
User avatar #283 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
in some way...
i do see your point
User avatar #284 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on this specific furry-related "you mad" image.
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
#266 - ... A furry. Furries aren't just associated with foxes,…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
User avatar #270 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
"... Animal Rights activists and/or furfags"

Well, I guess we're both right.
User avatar #271 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
" a branch of..."
lol
User avatar #277 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
They're still furries, aren't they?
User avatar #283 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
in some way...
i do see your point
User avatar #284 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on this specific furry-related "you mad" image.
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
#264 - Wolf fan people? A furry? You hate on something you don't even…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. 0
User avatar #265 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
no a wolfaboo
people obsessed with wolves who want to be wolves who think they were wolves in a past life...
User avatar #266 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
...

A furry. Furries aren't just associated with foxes, you know.
User avatar #270 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
"... Animal Rights activists and/or furfags"

Well, I guess we're both right.
User avatar #271 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
" a branch of..."
lol
User avatar #277 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
They're still furries, aren't they?
User avatar #283 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
in some way...
i do see your point
User avatar #284 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on this specific furry-related "you mad" image.
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
#247 - I don't get it. What did I do that was so damn bad, and everyo…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Fucking loved this show. -1
User avatar #262 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
idk, just the pic,
it looks like one of those crazy wolf fan ppl drew it,
id delete it
User avatar #264 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Wolf fan people? A furry? You hate on something you don't even know about?
User avatar #265 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
no a wolfaboo
people obsessed with wolves who want to be wolves who think they were wolves in a past life...
User avatar #266 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
...

A furry. Furries aren't just associated with foxes, you know.
User avatar #270 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
"... Animal Rights activists and/or furfags"

Well, I guess we're both right.
User avatar #271 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
" a branch of..."
lol
User avatar #277 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
They're still furries, aren't they?
User avatar #283 - kaycie (11/26/2010) [-]
in some way...
i do see your point
User avatar #284 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]
Either way, I still don't see why people started to hate on this specific furry-related "you mad" image.
#287 - Goatmanlll (11/26/2010) [-]
You two...
#288 - andster (11/26/2010) [-]

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User avatar #22 - JKAMonday (12/04/2010) [-]
Cause.


****** .
User avatar #23 to #27 - andster (12/05/2010) [-]
******* ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMZ IN MY **********
User avatar #10 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
WHY HELLO THAR ANDY :3
User avatar #11 to #15 - andster (11/20/2010) [-]
WHY YOU GET NEW ACCOUNT EH?
User avatar #12 to #16 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
OLD ONE ISH PERMABANNNZORED LOLZ
User avatar #13 to #17 - andster (11/20/2010) [-]
lololol
User avatar #14 to #18 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/20/2010) [-]
Foshizzzle but tis all good.. im just like all.. chillen n **** :P


hao u ben
User avatar #15 to #19 - andster (11/23/2010) [-]
I hate FJ with a passion, yet I come here as a SFW version of /b/. (Actually I'm too lazy to close my door so I'm stuck browsing this place until I decide to get up)
User avatar #16 to #20 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/23/2010) [-]
lol your RL material :P
User avatar #17 to #21 - andster (11/23/2010) [-]
Why thank you.
#18 to #22 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/23/2010) [-]
you could join us and **** **** up if you want.. or not.. or you could.

no pressure
User avatar #19 to #23 - andster (11/24/2010) [-]
Nah, I'm just blending in with the community and troll anyone who isn't /b/ material, like those ******* moralfags.
User avatar #9 - XxNearliekbaconxX (11/05/2010) [-]
Hey :3
User avatar #8 - CarbGuy (10/08/2010) [-]
hello fellow furreh >^.^<
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User avatar #3 to #2 - andster (02/10/2010) [-]
So does yours :D
User avatar #1 - ThunderYak (12/27/2009) [-]
Apparently you're also against 8 year-olds. I agree, those spoiled, fat, angry goblins.
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