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#237 - therealfell (12/23/2014) [-]
oh but they blamed him for the high gas prices
#246 - bluwizard (12/23/2014) [-]
They were blaming bush for the high gas prices too. Neither of them can control free market, though bush did try.
#133 - You were brought up in a highly socialized society so a doubt …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Insert "meth - not even... +2
User avatar #138 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
I get that you want to spend your money however you see fit, but the medical prices are ridiculous to me.

Sure there's leeches everywhere, especially over here. Women with a low education actually get more money having no job than actually working, because of the way our economy works. We're an economy that demands high education (hence why we have high quality education) and low education people don't fit that.
But they're working on fixing those with initiatives. Allowing re-education for more suitable jobs, stimulating work by giving better conditions, etc.

Hell, they're even campaigning to make the system more understandable for people who don't have high educations. So they can benefit from what they should get and stop benefiting from what they shouldn't be getting.

Inflation is a natural economic event, which the banks can only slow down to prevent i from going too hard.
#128 - Its sort of like half and half. The way it is now, W… 12/23/2014 on Insert "meth - not even... 0
#118 - More or less its state funded health insurance. That by itself…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Insert "meth - not even... +4
User avatar #127 - viscerys (12/23/2014) [-]
So that's basically social healthcare, or have I completely misconstrued everything?
User avatar #128 - andriod (12/23/2014) [-]
Its sort of like half and half.

The way it is now, We aren't getting the benefit of decreasing costs that comes along with the socialization of healthcare. The main issue with are medical system is that its ludicrously inflated. Medical professionals want to milk as much from the insurance companies as possible. Instead of fixing the horrible inflation it cost's 14 cents to manufacture an IV bag but you end of getting charged $400 he is just getting the federal government to pay this.
#120 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't really get that issue, but i live in Belgium and that kinda stuff is automatically taken from our salaries, so i'm used to it.
But isn't it basically normal healthcare in other countries? You pay some extra taxes and if you have an accident you don't have to pay €5.000 for the surgery. What's so bad about that?
Do Americans really hate socialism that much?
User avatar #159 - Gandalfthewhite (12/23/2014) [-]
Britain has healthcare and i wouldn't say we're particularly socialist, if at all unless someone elects Labour then we're slightly socialist till everyone gets pissed off and votes conservative then the cycle goes on and on
User avatar #160 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
Healthcare isn't something exclusive to socialist countries, it's mostly a human right to get taken care of when sick.
I'm pretty sure that if the govt let the healthcare sector go private, prices would be inflated to hell and back, like what's happened in America.
User avatar #133 - andriod (12/23/2014) [-]
You were brought up in a highly socialized society so a doubt you'll be able to understand our mindset Which happens to be the complete opposite without thinking us as assholes.

We hate taxes. We went to war with a global superpower as an infant country because we had such a hatred of being forced to give up our hard earned money. Every dollar you make is yours and you spend it how you see fit. If we get sick, We take care of it ourselves. We would rather put up with being in medical dept Which honestly drops a staggering amount once they find out that you have no insurance and have no intention to pay them then be forced to pay for everyone. Generally the majority of people here who want socialized medical care are the same people who would be leeching off of it the most. Most Americans resent that and push them away.

The better course of action to fit with our views would be to regulate the shit out of how much the medical industry can charge for things. If you could cut back the inflation and make everything affordable, People would be much happier. But that would mean having to actually defy the Big Pharma lobbyists and is impossible because politicians like being given large sums of money

User avatar #138 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
I get that you want to spend your money however you see fit, but the medical prices are ridiculous to me.

Sure there's leeches everywhere, especially over here. Women with a low education actually get more money having no job than actually working, because of the way our economy works. We're an economy that demands high education (hence why we have high quality education) and low education people don't fit that.
But they're working on fixing those with initiatives. Allowing re-education for more suitable jobs, stimulating work by giving better conditions, etc.

Hell, they're even campaigning to make the system more understandable for people who don't have high educations. So they can benefit from what they should get and stop benefiting from what they shouldn't be getting.

Inflation is a natural economic event, which the banks can only slow down to prevent i from going too hard.
User avatar #121 - tkfourtwoone (12/23/2014) [-]
As a right-leaning person, I can understand the idea of state funded health insurance, but...

What I REALLY dislike in socialistic countries (most in Europe, including mine) is the impossibility of refusing to pay that tax and just invest in a private health insurance (or pension fund)
User avatar #122 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
You can invest in a private health insurance and pension funds. Hell, if my brother dies, i get a load of money because of his life insurance that he pays himself.
Insurances aren't in the healthcare you pay for, you pay for health funds and your pension.

It's a socialistic idea, so the richer people who don't need it would refuse to pay it and the poorer who can't afford it would aswell. Then it would get no money to work with and it'd be more difficult to get supported by it.
The system's grown over time out of necessity to protect workers from shitty conditions and having no income when sick. Also to prevent abuse by corporations. If they hold your pension, do you think they'll just give it to you when you work for another corp?
User avatar #125 - tkfourtwoone (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes, you CAN invest in a private health insurance

But you can't NOT invest in public/state health insurance.

See, this is our gripe with socialist-oriented people - if it's supposed to be based on general good will and caring about the rest of society, why is it imposed?
Why must you be punished if you DON'T want to give away some of your money?

"so the richer people who don't need it would refuse to pay it and the poorer who can't afford it would aswell" - because making it more affordable for the poorer people is such a hard concept...

From my point of view, there should be at least 2 standards. Or tressholds. Or call them whatever.
Poorer people who can't afford private health insurances pay a modicum tax for state insurance. They would obviously be the biggest population blanket, along with quite a big share of the middle-class, so the money would still roll in.

On the other hand, let rich people invest in private insurances, that provide them with higher quality of services & products. Make it, like everything else in life, an incentive to join the higher classes so you can afford access to higher quality services.

Mind you, I'm not saying that state healthcare should be complete shit (like in our country is). It should be competitive against the private services, at least cost & quality wise.
User avatar #135 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
It's society caring about you, which is why society makes sure it pays for itself.
What other system are you expecting? "Sorry Timmy, can't let you have healthcare this month, people didn't pay as much this time!"

You think that you can magically make everything cheaper? It's not like the govt has the option to go in and say "BAM, you're super cheap now" without spending a lot of money on the production cycle for that product. They're making going to the doctor affordable, man. I had to go to the hospital by ambulance and instead of costing me €300, it cost me €20. That's a lot more affordable

Except it's a percentage of what you get, so if you don't get a whole lot, you're not giving away a whole lot.

Except well-funded statecare (which explains the mandatory part) blows every other private insurance/health company out of the water, both quality and cost wise. Sure Belgium has one of the highest taxes in the world, but i'm getting quality healthcare, education and public services in return for it.
User avatar #144 - thefates (12/23/2014) [-]
To your last sentence: That's sort of how it works. If you pay more money you get better things.
User avatar #158 - kinginthenorth (12/23/2014) [-]
I know how it works, which is why i don't get that Americans are upset about it.
User avatar #188 - thefates (12/23/2014) [-]
Because they don't really want to spend their money on THOSE better things most likely.
#20 - Is he supposed to be saying something creepy?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Ayy +1
User avatar #21 - samxdaxman (12/23/2014) [-]
It sorta sounds like he says "Servants I am the night"

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#31 - miia (09/14/2014) [-]
Who is you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - andriod (09/14/2014) [-]
A random nobody who finds you comments humorous.


You also got me to read the source material that your account name stems from
#33 to #32 - miia (09/14/2014) [-]
okay sure
User avatar #34 to #33 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
A friend of mine just had a baby 3 weeks ago. She named her "Miia".

Because of you, I now think of snakey every time her name is brought up.
Y U DO THIS 2 ME?!?
User avatar #35 to #34 - miia (09/18/2014) [-]
ask her if that's why
User avatar #36 to #35 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
I honeslt would question her sanity if that was the case.


Namimg your child after a character from one of these comics is a bit odd
User avatar #27 - kartracer (07/20/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I'M ALIVE.
User avatar #28 to #27 - andriod (08/14/2013) [-]
HOLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!
User avatar #21 - freshblob (06/11/2012) [-]
Long time no talk and stuff
How ya been?
User avatar #23 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
So he's safe and hasn't been shot.
User avatar #26 to #23 - andriod (07/04/2013) [-]
Biatch I neva get kiled
User avatar #24 to #5199 - freshblob (06/18/2012) [-]
Well, that's good
Thanks whoever you are
User avatar #22 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
The owner of this account won't be able to respond to this for a long time so I'll tell you.
He finished the training and got sent to a base in Afghanistan. He won't be back until February at the earliest. They don't have computers where he's at apparently.

User avatar #19 - kartracer (02/22/2012) [-]
Yoooooooooo


Been a while dude!!!
User avatar #20 to #5195 - andriod (02/25/2012) [-]
Has been indeed! :D

What have you been up to?
Same old same old?
#1 - andriod (01/14/2012) [-]
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My girlfriend drew this :D

#3 to #5177 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/14/2012) [-]
That is 						*******					 amazingly done   
   
It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android   
   
I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
That is ******* amazingly done

It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android

I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
User avatar #4 to #5179 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
She did very well for not being an art student. I thought it looked great too but I wasnt sure if I was being biased or not. thanks! :D

Oh yes, I do recall that... mess shall we say?
Rather unfortunate that they couldn't stop the bleeding....


And I simply adore your gif as usual
#5 to #5180 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less   
   
And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones   
   
So here's one, that I havn't used much
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less

And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones

So here's one, that I havn't used much
User avatar #6 to #5181 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
So cute XD
say what you will but I love generation 5
User avatar #7 to #5182 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
As anime or game?
User avatar #8 to #5183 - andriod (01/16/2012) [-]
Game and pokemons.


I stopped watching the show years ago.
Ash's voice actor began to irritate me
User avatar #9 to #5184 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/16/2012) [-]
I remembered when someone linked a site to watch pokémon online, since I don't have the channels where they air (if they do) pokémon in Denmark
So right now I'm at Diamon and Pearl (Season 10) and I miss Ash's old voice cause the new one he got in season 9 sucks
And dawns voice is just annoying
But it's okay... The only annyoing thing I know that'll come is season 11's intro
It really suck
User avatar #10 to #5185 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
I Imagine the Japanese sub would be so much better.
They try to make English mend with the mouth moments of Japanese, so they end up butchering it. Then they choose the worst voice actors on top. DX

You really don't have Cartoon Network on your cable plan?
thats...rare
User avatar #11 to #5186 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
Never
Parents didn't want to buy it, no matter how many times I asked, so I've lived without Cartoon Network, dinsey channel, Jetix, etc.
I know... Rare... And some would even say sad
User avatar #12 to #5187 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
murder your parents :D
User avatar #13 to #5188 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
But they pay for the channels D:
User avatar #14 to #5189 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
With your inheritance you pay for the channel yourself :D
User avatar #15 to #5190 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
Their debt will go to me aswell
User avatar #17 to #5192 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
I would also have a hard time explaining what had happened
User avatar #18 to #5178 - andriod (01/19/2012) [-]
Herro old friend
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