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#169 - Because it would be one blood war. If you were to invade North…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Girl escapes from North Korea -1
User avatar #208 - welliguessitsaname (52 minutes ago) [-]
>try to rescue oppressed people
>accidentally kill them all
shit guys, we fucked up
User avatar #187 - nforce (1 hour ago) [-]
Sorry if I'm missing something here,
But why would you have to kill every single person?

#118 - How are her teeth so white in that last gif? Dependin… 11/25/2014 on Dhiabeesi 0
#163 - Why you are one classy mofo Mr. Skeletore 11/25/2014 on Skeletons From The... +2
#72 - skeletorexplains Why don't you have any bling?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Skeletons From The... +4
#74 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this?
#75 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
Or this?
#76 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
Or this?
#77 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
Big Mountain of gold coins in here.
#78 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
Or..you know, THIS GIANT FUCKING AMULET?
User avatar #163 - andriod (11/25/2014) [-]
Why you are one classy mofo Mr. Skeletore
#144 - What would you do with 100 million dollars?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/25/2014 on fuck you too reddit +1
User avatar #150 - admin (11/25/2014) [-]
nothing because no website is worth that much except maybe google and amazon
they'll just piss away the money, reddit will never have profits and in a few years it'll die out like myspace and another shithole SJW site will take its place

another pump and dump scam, shit's been going on since the dot com boom in the early 200s
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User avatar #152 - Shadow Guardian (11/25/2014) [-]
What would you personally do with $100 million? Not internet related, just you.
User avatar #172 - tsoper (11/25/2014) [-]
Advertise the shit out of funnyjunk on the whole internet.

Make sure everyone comes here, with 2-20 million daily users looking at content. The frontpage would be like a life achievement to get on there. Comments on content would be over 5k per post. There would be literally so much to view, and so many people. Being phanact would make you a semi-god.

At least thats what id do.
User avatar #153 - admin (11/25/2014) [-]
invest it in china and other countries that actually have a future
#161 - fresighto (11/25/2014) [-]
You could pull N Korea out of the shithole lol
i mean... make it best best Korea
#256 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
>implying north korea isnt already best korea
User avatar #158 - theugandanhero (11/25/2014) [-]
And basically what you said there makes me want to support this website more than I would want to for any other site
User avatar #305 - thegundanhero (11/25/2014) [-]
we never hang out any more i miss your scents
User avatar #156 - theugandanhero (11/25/2014) [-]
Smart guy.
#171 - I just don't know anymore Mr. Mackey I… 11/25/2014 on Are you ready for a trip? +2
#169 - This was made by the same studio that is doing the Evangelion …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Are you ready for a trip? 0
User avatar #266 - keyoftwilight (11/25/2014) [-]
they did it because it was shown at apan Animator Expo, a weekly web series launched and curated in collaboration between the Neon Genesis Evangelion creator Hideki Anno’s Studio Khara and the Japanese media company Dwango in late October 2014 as an outlet to showcase various works by up-and-coming artists
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#31 - miia ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Who is you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - andriod (09/14/2014) [-]
A random nobody who finds you comments humorous.


You also got me to read the source material that your account name stems from
#33 to #32 - miia ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
okay sure
User avatar #34 to #33 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
A friend of mine just had a baby 3 weeks ago. She named her "Miia".

Because of you, I now think of snakey every time her name is brought up.
Y U DO THIS 2 ME?!?
User avatar #35 to #34 - miia ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
ask her if that's why
User avatar #36 to #35 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
I honeslt would question her sanity if that was the case.


Namimg your child after a character from one of these comics is a bit odd
User avatar #27 - kartracer (07/20/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I'M ALIVE.
User avatar #28 to #27 - andriod (08/14/2013) [-]
HOLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!
User avatar #21 - freshblob (06/11/2012) [-]
Long time no talk and stuff
How ya been?
User avatar #23 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
So he's safe and hasn't been shot.
User avatar #26 to #23 - andriod (07/04/2013) [-]
Biatch I neva get kiled
User avatar #24 to #5199 - freshblob (06/18/2012) [-]
Well, that's good
Thanks whoever you are
User avatar #22 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
The owner of this account won't be able to respond to this for a long time so I'll tell you.
He finished the training and got sent to a base in Afghanistan. He won't be back until February at the earliest. They don't have computers where he's at apparently.

User avatar #19 - kartracer (02/22/2012) [-]
Yoooooooooo


Been a while dude!!!
User avatar #20 to #5195 - andriod (02/25/2012) [-]
Has been indeed! :D

What have you been up to?
Same old same old?
#1 - andriod (01/14/2012) [-]
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My girlfriend drew this :D

#3 to #5177 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/14/2012) [-]
That is 						*******					 amazingly done   
   
It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android   
   
I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
That is ******* amazingly done

It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android

I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
User avatar #4 to #5179 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
She did very well for not being an art student. I thought it looked great too but I wasnt sure if I was being biased or not. thanks! :D

Oh yes, I do recall that... mess shall we say?
Rather unfortunate that they couldn't stop the bleeding....


And I simply adore your gif as usual
#5 to #5180 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less   
   
And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones   
   
So here's one, that I havn't used much
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less

And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones

So here's one, that I havn't used much
User avatar #6 to #5181 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
So cute XD
say what you will but I love generation 5
User avatar #7 to #5182 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
As anime or game?
User avatar #8 to #5183 - andriod (01/16/2012) [-]
Game and pokemons.


I stopped watching the show years ago.
Ash's voice actor began to irritate me
User avatar #9 to #5184 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/16/2012) [-]
I remembered when someone linked a site to watch pokémon online, since I don't have the channels where they air (if they do) pokémon in Denmark
So right now I'm at Diamon and Pearl (Season 10) and I miss Ash's old voice cause the new one he got in season 9 sucks
And dawns voice is just annoying
But it's okay... The only annyoing thing I know that'll come is season 11's intro
It really suck
User avatar #10 to #5185 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
I Imagine the Japanese sub would be so much better.
They try to make English mend with the mouth moments of Japanese, so they end up butchering it. Then they choose the worst voice actors on top. DX

You really don't have Cartoon Network on your cable plan?
thats...rare
User avatar #11 to #5186 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
Never
Parents didn't want to buy it, no matter how many times I asked, so I've lived without Cartoon Network, dinsey channel, Jetix, etc.
I know... Rare... And some would even say sad
User avatar #12 to #5187 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
murder your parents :D
User avatar #13 to #5188 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
But they pay for the channels D:
User avatar #14 to #5189 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
With your inheritance you pay for the channel yourself :D
User avatar #15 to #5190 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
Their debt will go to me aswell
User avatar #17 to #5192 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
I would also have a hard time explaining what had happened
User avatar #18 to #5178 - andriod (01/19/2012) [-]
Herro old friend
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