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#9 - Picture 10/15/2014 on So true +10
#34 - god dang that font is bad 10/15/2014 on Can you skip the class? 0
#41 - CFW (cat's face when) 10/15/2014 on You think this is a... +17
#92 - HFW 10/15/2014 on Evolution of a Prank +7
#29 - The guy on the right's life cout.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Polish unarmed combat training +10
#39 - trevanman (10/14/2014) [-]
I would rather have a German cover my ass, too.
mainly because I'm German and it starts feeling wrong to shoot them.

and because in Medal of Honor Pacific Assault the Japanese could take three bullets to the face before dying. and they have swords.
made me wonder why I was fighting for America to begin with.
I want a sword too
#66 - zielscheibe (10/14/2014) [-]
Well there would be a lot more *story * to a german sided WW2 game .

A lot more struggle and combat - AND you could make it a touching game -

At the start you would have a game like those US ones- rushing trough enemy lines - chasing them - unstopable ! High mortals , for you are doing the right thing - or so you would be told. - you woukd feel the pride as you get promoted or honored - YET

You would see your friends die . One after another - get wounded - the war turns around and slowly but surely you would get the hunted - always in defense. Whitnessing the crimes that are no longer hidden -

facing all the cruelty and crimes of war. And in the end , even if you survive the war you would return to a destroyed home or POW camp as a broken man. Thinking about all you lost . Understanding what war truely means.

Instead of a *Kill'em all !USA - God wills it - for we are super awesome - democracy fuck yeah ! * game that has no moral value at all. That pictures one side as far superior and the others as degenerated brutes/monsters with no permission to live at all.

I would love a german sided WW2 game
Als Deutscher erst recht ! Das ganze Ami verherrlichende Zeug hängt einem ja schon zum Hals raus.

#96 - trevanman (10/15/2014) [-]
I kinda felt wrong shooting my own kin in World At War.
apparently you could choose to throw a molotov down at some dudes down near the U-Bahn. or you could choose to just shoot them. (one of the Berlin levels)
In the end I just started sniping Russians in the Reichstag. shooting off limbs.
way more fun.

My great granddad fought pretty much everywhere. I think he was a lieutenant in the army. I think he got captured by the Russians while defending on the Eastern Front.
he returned home and became mayor of his home town after a few years.

it would make an awesome game!

making one of WWI as well.
we clearly had more/better firepower than anyone else. and better ideas regarding "let's dig in deep. we're not in our own country, let the allies throw their cannonfodder at us. we don't care. we got this."
#85 - trainalf (10/14/2014) [-]
This is one of the most glorious ideas I've ever heard.
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#378 - but the guy die so i think it's back to one being the nurse  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed 0
User avatar #420 - imakejewburgers (10/14/2014) [-]
Number of people infected, not number of people with it. The other guy was still infected with it.
User avatar #384 - elcreepo (10/14/2014) [-]
Also the drug which did cure the two doctors was limited in supply and according to the internet, there is none left after the last two because the company was either still working on it, didn't have a patient with the money to pay for it, or figured it was never going to sell

So the family's claims of racism along with their desire to be out of house arrest because they "clearly don't have it" bear in mind how long the incubation is, they're barely halfway done... could probably kill people.

Coupled also with the relative disregard to safety protocol and reading commonly seen in Texas.... we might be severely fucked
User avatar #383 - elcreepo (10/14/2014) [-]
Don't discount his relatively retarded family. Also I count dead as also being part of the infected number, but just because I'm a pessimist.

Can you believe that they flipped their shit because he was cremated as soon as he died? They claim he wasn't treated the same as the survivors who just happened to be white because he was African. While true that he didn't get the same experimental treatment, that could be due to insurance/lack there of and if he was "neglected" that's because nobody wanted to get anywhere near a patient with a disease that has killed thousands in Africa.

He wasn't transferred to the hospital where two survived either because of the risk of infection along the way, also fears of making the patient worse.

And the cremation goes without saying. The bodies are still highly infectious. I don't care what the fuck the family wants, if the nurse dies too she's going to get cremated.
#15 - we all have some turtle you just need to find it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on disguise 0
#16 - miasimon (10/15/2014) [-]
Some are more turtley than others.
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#4 - i was thinking that it was talking about the cat with the gold…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on disguise +14
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#144 - Most people right now in the U.S. 10/13/2014 on We're All Doomed 0
#125 - MFW  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on What super power would you... +6
User avatar #134 - taintedangel (10/13/2014) [-]
It means you don't get a super power
User avatar #129 - senseofpurpose (10/13/2014) [-]
#124 - **andrewolfzoom rolled image ** I'm just going to roll my s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on What super power would you... +11
#125 - andrewolfzoom (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #134 - taintedangel (10/13/2014) [-]
It means you don't get a super power
User avatar #129 - senseofpurpose (10/13/2014) [-]
#250 - Urban. 10/13/2014 on Little Shit +1
#73 - well i like my odds 10/13/2014 on Sad life 0
#72 - **andrewolfzoom rolls 48** % chance of me seeing a monkey wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Sad life 0
#73 - andrewolfzoom (10/13/2014) [-]
well i like my odds
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#21 - Picture 10/13/2014 on A city for FJ +18
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#6 - did it just go down to 881 in two day? are we taking money?!?! 10/13/2014 on The Best Game Ever +1
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#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Science in the middle east +5
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
Could someone post the link to this video?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - andrewolfzoom ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
what do you want!!!
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