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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
Location:Earth
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Comment Ranking:#28468
Highest Content Rank:#2988
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Content Thumbs: 1789 total,  2628 ,  839
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Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#416 - 1. Queen 2.Marcus Fenix 3. Ezio Auditore da Firenze … 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? 0
#58 - Okay, so you get about 4 tears of tissue, tear them off, scrun…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Why Its Dirty -1
User avatar #62 - kavtech (07/29/2013) [-]
ohhhhh. your previous comment made me think you removed your dick at one point.
User avatar #248 - Jesusnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
That step is optional
#46 - >Get tissue >Cover dick tip >put penis in pan…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Why Its Dirty +1
#51 - kavtech (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - andnowducks (07/29/2013) [-]
Okay, so you get about 4 tears of tissue, tear them off, scrunch up the tissue, cover the top of your dick, put your dick in your underwear, it then drips onto the tissue, not your underwear, then take out the tissue, put it in the toilet, and there we have it, piss free underwear.
User avatar #62 - kavtech (07/29/2013) [-]
ohhhhh. your previous comment made me think you removed your dick at one point.
User avatar #248 - Jesusnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
That step is optional
#283 - Pfft, obviously Darth Vader We be at the death star w… 07/26/2013 on Choose Wisely 0
#203 - On the topic of Rattman, has anyone decoded his rambling yet? 07/26/2013 on Portal Fact Comp 0
#44 - But, wouldn't they cut him open to do the transplant?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on The perfect crime 0
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#29 - >Find someone with a heart transplant >Take out thei…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2013 on The perfect crime 0
#40 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #44 - andnowducks (07/25/2013) [-]
But, wouldn't they cut him open to do the transplant?
#45 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
#6 - Her ******* con troll er isn't even on. 07/23/2013 on Gamer Girlz +1
#6 - You just did. 07/22/2013 on America +2
#5 - Oh, for god's sake, I didn't enlarge it, and thought that the … 07/22/2013 on Adorable +1
#8 - I don't think they're going to have children, I mean have you …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on GTA V Update 0
User avatar #12 - sadawedsa (07/22/2013) [-]
what
#3 - Can you explain this picture for me?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Adorable +1
User avatar #7 - threadz (07/22/2013) [-]
It's a screengrab from an episode of the simpsons where Homer is working hard to support his family. The sign below says "Don't forget, you are here forever" so Homer made the sign more appealing using pictures of Maggie.
User avatar #4 - ThpiderMan (07/22/2013) [-]
Let's just say the main character has some anxiety with protecting younger girls, and a huge portion of the game and most of the main character's reason for soldiering on is for Ellie. It's an amazing game really, it plays like a resident evil only better than any Resident Evil has ever controlled, and with a far better story than any resident evil has ever had. Not to mention you can unlock a jumpsuit for ellie that looks like the yellow outfit from Kill Bill, and you can get a Daxter backpack and Daxter Goggles, considering it's made by Naughty Dog.
#129 - CIS White Male (07/23/2013) [-]
It's interesting how you said so many things, yet never mentioned the game's name.

It's the last of us.
#10 - CIS White Male (07/22/2013) [-]
You sure used that to hate on RE didn't you
User avatar #5 - andnowducks (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh, for god's sake, I didn't enlarge it, and thought that the pictures of Ellie were like, grammar or something, so I read it as "Don't for her" thinking that the picture of Ellie was cutting off the N, sorry about that.
#49 - Well apparently to Fallout 3 she's going to die on March 19th 2014. 07/22/2013 on Royal Exitement. +4
#419 - I know how Charles could win >Pretend to be a teenager … 07/22/2013 on Justice For Charles Z. +2
#36 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Pun 0
User avatar #37 - wheteverlol (07/20/2013) [-]
pretty sure she is hitomi tanaka (even if it's not her , you won't mind)
#158 - That's what it's like in England at the moment. 07/06/2013 on Signs it’s too hot... 0
#552874 - Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
#4 - I hate that ******* woman. 07/05/2013 on Logical.. +7
#552753 - Picky bitch reporting back in, can you get it less pixelated?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552836 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, had to go do something, but I'm back now.
And sorry again, I can't make it less blocky.
User avatar #552874 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
#552734 - Do you still have the link to it? I remember that, but forgot …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552739 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Can't find it on FJ, sorry. Also made a bigger version. If it's not big enough don't be afraid to ask again.
User avatar #552753 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Picky bitch reporting back in, can you get it less pixelated?
User avatar #552836 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, had to go do something, but I'm back now.
And sorry again, I can't make it less blocky.
User avatar #552874 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
#552733 - Okay, thanks bro. 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#552725 - The original? Also, if you don't mind, can I have it …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552729 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
I think I found the original somewhere on FJ.
User avatar #552734 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Do you still have the link to it? I remember that, but forgot to favorite it.
User avatar #552739 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Can't find it on FJ, sorry. Also made a bigger version. If it's not big enough don't be afraid to ask again.
User avatar #552753 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Picky bitch reporting back in, can you get it less pixelated?
User avatar #552836 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, had to go do something, but I'm back now.
And sorry again, I can't make it less blocky.
User avatar #552874 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
User avatar #552733 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks bro.
#552721 - Where did you find that?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552723 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
The original pic or the enlarged one?
I dicked around with the dimensions in photoshop til it looked decent
User avatar #552725 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
The original?

Also, if you don't mind, can I have it quite a lot bigger?
User avatar #552729 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
I think I found the original somewhere on FJ.
User avatar #552734 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Do you still have the link to it? I remember that, but forgot to favorite it.
User avatar #552739 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Can't find it on FJ, sorry. Also made a bigger version. If it's not big enough don't be afraid to ask again.
User avatar #552753 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Picky bitch reporting back in, can you get it less pixelated?
User avatar #552836 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, had to go do something, but I'm back now.
And sorry again, I can't make it less blocky.
User avatar #552874 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
User avatar #552733 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks bro.
#552716 - Thank you, but, I now know I sound greedy, but can you possibl…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552719 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
I posted again, uhh I didn't know how much bigger you wanted it so I made it just a wee bit bigger.
User avatar #552721 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Where did you find that?
User avatar #552723 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
The original pic or the enlarged one?
I dicked around with the dimensions in photoshop til it looked decent
User avatar #552725 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
The original?

Also, if you don't mind, can I have it quite a lot bigger?
User avatar #552729 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
I think I found the original somewhere on FJ.
User avatar #552734 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Do you still have the link to it? I remember that, but forgot to favorite it.
User avatar #552739 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Can't find it on FJ, sorry. Also made a bigger version. If it's not big enough don't be afraid to ask again.
User avatar #552753 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Picky bitch reporting back in, can you get it less pixelated?
User avatar #552836 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, had to go do something, but I'm back now.
And sorry again, I can't make it less blocky.
User avatar #552874 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, but I have one last question, what was that content called?
User avatar #552885 - theracistpanda (07/05/2013) [-]
Still don't know. I think I found it in a comment.
User avatar #552733 - andnowducks (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks bro.
#552711 - Unfortunately, it is not.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #552713 - kampfstier (07/05/2013) [-]
fuck

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - CIS White Male (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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